PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator Review
When PlayfulSexToy.com contacted me to arrange a sex toy review, I was spoilt for choice with their cyber aisles offering a dazzling array of intriguing and arousing sexual pleasure products. I couldn’t resist the allure of this chunky intimate stimulation massage wand, and in grey & white it looks so classy and sophisticated. Enjoy reading all about my exciting self-pleasure experiences with the PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator!
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How It Feels
How does it feel? Amazing. How does it sound? Noisy as hell. The main thing you need to know about this sex toy is that discretion has most definitely been sacrificed in favour of vibrating power. I truly LOVE using the PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator, but can I use it if anyone else is in the house at the time? Absolutely not, if I don’t want them to know I’m having a bone-juddering, spine-electrifying, toe-curling orgasm. If I didn’t mind the other occupants of my home (and quite possibly the neighbours on either side too) knowing about my hell raising masturbation session, it wouldn’t be a problem.
Just listen:
Let’s set the lack of discretion issue aside for one moment. Besides that, this is a superb vibrator. I just love the chunkiness of this wand, plus the grey with white looks so classy compared to garish pink or purple hues which are so common in the sex toy world. It’s rechargeable and therefore cordless during use, meaning I’m not tied (in the annoying rather than sexy way) to the bed while using it. The PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator is also completely waterproof – an unusual feature for a hefty and powerful wand vibrator. A very welcome feature – not only for the versatility being waterproof brings, but also because using it under a powerful shower could muffle some of its epic roar. It’s easy to use too, with just two buttons to operate and control the 4 speeds and 7 patterns provided.
With an enormous spherical head, covered in body-safe, non-porous silicone, it’s easy to apply the vibrating stimulation anywhere you like on your or your partner’s body. The head is 8 inches around its widest part. Usually, the size wouldn’t put me off attempting to see what it feels like internally, for vaginal stim – but 1) this isn’t an officially recommended use for most wand vibrators and 2) I genuinely thought I might do myself a grave injury if I tried it with this wand, due to the incredibly intense power output.
Even on the lowest speed setting, this is a very powerful wand vibrator. For clitoral stimulation it’s incredibly effective, delivering deep, strong and fast vibration not just to the sensitive clitoris but also throughout the vulva, thanks to the large size of the wand’s head. If you want exhilaratingly fast vibes, the top speed certainly delivers. For those who prefer patterns and pulses, there are seven to explore and decide which one you prefer.
If only it were quiet, this could easily become my favourite wand vibrator. However, because I live in a family home, and in a built-up residential area, to say opportunities to use this sex toy while retaining discretion in my masturbation sessions are rare would be an understatement. I accidentally switched it on in my bedroom, when people were elsewhere in the house, and I still blushed furiously, fumbling wildly to switch it off again due to the jet engine style noise emanating from it.
10/10 for thrilling vibrating power, sadly outweighed by 0/10 for noise & lack of discretion during use.
PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator Video
Here’s my full video showcasing the product, showing how to charge, use and control the PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator:
Summary
Never mind making sure you’re alone in the house before you use the PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator, you might want to check the neighbours on both sides are out as well. This sex toy looks the business with its classy design & chunky shape, and is superbly easy to operate with 2-button control. It’s waterproof and rechargeable. If you want an alternative to getting off on your washing machine’s spin cycle, this could be the solution. It certainly bears a striking similarity in the sound stakes.
Pros
- Looks sleek and gorgeous with a classy grey and white design
- Large spherical head delivers vibrating stimulation to a large area
- Extremely powerful vibration provides spectacularly effective clit stim
- Made with body-safe, non-porous materials
- Waterproof
- Rechargeable
- Cordless operation
- Easy to operate
- Multiple vibration speeds and settings
- Comes with a drawstring storage pouch
Cons
- Sounds like you’re wanking with an actual jet engine
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General Info & Specs
Packaging / Unboxing
Delivery from PlayfulSexToy was fast, and the outer packaging was secure and discreet:
Inside the outer packaging I found the sex toy box, which has a modern, professional design and contains some brief information about the product inside.
In The Box
Removing the outer plastic wrap and opening the box, I found my brand-new, grey and white PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator, as well as the USB/jackpin charging lead and an instruction card.
There is also a handy drawstring storage pouch which is big enough to house the wand vibrator, the charging lead and the instructions, if you wish.
Size / Measurements
The PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator measures 11 inches in overall length. It’s quite a stubby but chunky toy, with the handle part measuring 7.75 inches around its widest part just below the slim bendy neck, and the spherical head has a max circumference of 8 inches.
Instructions / Guide
Images of the front and reverse of the included Quick Start Guide card:
How To Charge Up
There is a USB/jackpin charging lead included with the PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator. The jackpin end pushes through the resealing silicone area on the base of the handle, and the other end is standard USB. While charging, a blue LED blinks through the controls area on the front of the handle. This changes to emit a steady glow once the sex toy is fully charged.
Charging Tips: You can plug the lead into any USB port. I like to use the USB port on the side of my laptop or the multi-USB to mains plug at the side of my bed. These are extremely useful, and I strongly recommend everyone has at least one. You can buy them cheaply from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk.
I’d advise additionally labelling the charging lead in some way immediately upon unpackaging the product. This means you can easily identify this particular sex toy lead if it gets tossed into your bedside drawer or box of charging leads.
I use my trusty DYMO labeller which is available from Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk for all my sex toy charging leads – and it has plenty of other uses around the house, too.
Operation / Controls
There are two buttons on the controls area of the PlayfulSexToy Handheld Body Wand Massager Vibrator, the upper one which has the universal power symbol, and the lower one which has a + sign.
To turn the wand vibrator on, press and hold the power button for a couple of seconds. The toy will buzz into life, starting on the lowest constant speed vibration setting. Keep pressing the power button to scroll through the 7 different patterns offered by this toy. Press the + button to discover 4 speed settings for any of these patterns you choose.
Switch the wand vibrator off once you’re done by pressing and holding the power button again for a couple of seconds.
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