AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump Review
My husband doesn’t get to enjoy as many new sex toys as I do, in my work as a sex toy tester here at the Cara Sutra sex blog, so it’s always exciting to be asked to review a bedroom product that he can enjoy. The friendly team over at AcmeJoy offered one of their high-tech penis masturbators for us to try out then review, and it’s been quite the adventure. Read on to discover our thoughts on the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump!
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General Thoughts
The AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump is certainly innovative, with plenty of functions including vibrating, rotating and suction, as well as combinations of vibration and rotation as you wish. My husband was intrigued by the masturbator with its promise of high-tech stimulation resulting in futuristic wanks & out of this world orgasms.
The housing of the masturbator and the functionality offered means that this is a sleekly designed, moderate weight toy. By my scales, the entire device weighs 823g. Thoughtful ridges around the outer cylinder of the device helps the toy stay firmly in your grasp throughout use, no matter how powerful the setting, how much lube splashes about or how overwhelming the sensations. Taking the masturbator apart to retrieve and clean the entrance ‘donut’ and the inner stimulation sleeve (both of which feel like they’re made of TPE/TPR) is easy too, with a twist and unlock motion.
With regards operation, the controls are easy to find, it’s easy to figure out which button does what, and charging is simple with the included USB-C to USB wire which pops in the port at the top. The LCD display is handy for letting you know whether the product is still charging or fully charged, plus it lets you know which setting the toy is on during use.
There’s a huge variety of stimulation settings, vibrating, rotating & suction plus various speeds and patterns for these. As previously mentioned, you can combine some settings like vibration plus rotation.
Looking at the complete toy before opening the device, my husband and I were impressed at the high-tech, sleek design. When we opened the masturbator to gain access to the inner stimulation sleeve, we were a little disappointed that the high-quality wasn’t also reflected in this area.
Firstly, the entrance ‘donut’, made of comfortable, flexible and stretchy TPE/TPR material, is just lodged in the entrance but not firmly secured. There is a lip which is pushed through the opening of the device and a plastic ‘rim’ which helps keep this entrance ‘donut’ in place, but during vigorous use it’s easy for this piece to become dislodged which is distracting and annoying.
Secondly, I must talk about the internal stimulation sleeve, which is also made of stretchy TPE/TPR material, with an inner tongue at the end and nodules to maximise stimulation. It feels amazing during use (according to my husband), which I will get on to in a little while. However, the sleeve with its vibrating and rotating tech is comprised of the stretchy wank sleeve, wired mini bullets held on both sides, in a plastic chamber, helped to stay together by a wide stretchy band. This part of the toy feels more like an advanced stage prototype than the finished product. Also, when I first unpackaged the toy, this internal stimulation chamber wasn’t attached to the rotational mechanism of the toy; I needed to line it up and attach it properly by myself.
How It Feels
With a TPE/TPR entrance and internal sleeve, plenty of lube was a must when my husband used the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump. I wouldn’t advise attempting to use it without lube or even just a minimal coating. The material has lots of drag, and with the powerful motion delivered by this product, you’re risking discomfort to potential damage if you don’t liberally apply the water-based lube before you get going.
We tried all the stimulation options offered by the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump – there are many! My husband says that the suction and the vibration settings are, as the toy’s name suggests, heaven. However, the rotational stimulation gets just a little too ferocious for him to fully relax and enjoy it.
Despite my concerns that the toy would be slightly rickety during use, especially since I had to connect the internal sleeve to the inner housing upon arrival, it actually held up really well through all the modes and settings. The power output is strong enough so that even with a penis inside, it doesn’t feel like the motor or housing is struggling to turn or that his cock is preventing the toy from full activation of the settings during use.
With a generous splash of lube to his penis, the entrance ‘donut’ and the inner sleeve before use, the sensations provided by this toy really were spectacular. I must repeat: do not use this toy without lubricant!
I thoroughly enjoyed watching his reactions to the powerful vibrations and suction, although I did get a little worried when we tried the rotation, and it was all a little too intense – in the bad way. We went back to vibration and suction and stayed with those settings! Not only was it highly arousing watching him play with the masturbator, I enjoyed being able to see his cock being pleasured through the transparent walls of the device.
Depending on the type and speed of setting, the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump can get a little loud during use. The noise from the motor itself isn’t too loud, but when a penis is inside the toy, along with lube squelching sounds there are squeaks and squeals from the vacuum created during the suction modes, and on those highly ferocious rotational settings we didn’t linger on, the toy gets quite thunderously shaky. The internal stimulation sleeve isn’t open-ended, so any air gets easily trapped, resulting in noise. Something to bear in mind if discretion is a priority for you when choosing a sex toy.
After he enjoyed an almost paralysing, intensely powerful orgasm, we had to figure out how to clean the toy. The closed-ended design of the internal stimulation sleeve makes sense, so that fluids don’t enter & potentially damage the electronic motor and mechanism of the rest of the product. To remove the TPE/TPR sleeve, we needed to firstly remove the wired bullets from the cavities for them on the sides of the sleeve, then carefully slide the sleeve entirely out of the inner plastic housing. It was a little tricky when the sleeve was slippery and messy with a combination of spunk and lube. A job best done straight away though, as it will only get more off-putting the longer you leave it.
To be honest, the fiddliness of removing the internal sleeve and having to turn it inside out and thoroughly clean right after a powerful orgasm makes you think carefully before picking the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump up for a cheeky, quick wank. Remembering those blissful, heavenly sensations will have you coming back time and time again, however. Post-orgasm sticky fiddliness is sometimes worth it for an explosively powerful orgasm that you’ll remember with full-body tingles for days.
Video
Enjoy my video below showcasing the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump, which includes unboxing, charging up, the internal texture of the sleeve, how to operate plus some of those vibrating and rotating functions:
In addition, I shot another video to better demonstrate the suction function of this penis masturbator, as well as sone of the other settings, as well as just how ferocious the rotating stimulation can get. You can hear the various noises from the device as well in this video, although admittedly this is with a silicone dildo not an actual penis:
Summary
After using and enjoying the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump on several occasions, we feel that this is a well-made, thoughtfully designed penis masturbator which has plenty to offer someone looking for a toy with a huge variety of stimulation settings. It has loads of fantastic features and feels really up-to-date with the standard charging lead, setting display and high-tech aesthetic.
The stimulation offered, across the suction, vibration and rotation settings, varies from mild vibration and low sound output to a pretty-damn-wild (and loud) tornado-feel rotation. Its internal motor and mechanism is certainly impressively strong, which will appeal to those who find other powered penis masturbators too mild and tame for their tastes. Or if you’re simply looking to upgrade from a hand wank or manual wanking sleeve. That said, beware heading straight to the higher settings of rotation and suction if you’re very sensitive or unused to powered masturbators. It could feel far too fierce to be pleasurable.
All in all, the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump is a fascinating, exciting and effective penis stim toy with plenty of potential. With the amount of stimulating settings on offer, there is almost certainly a mode which will have you seeing stars through an easily reached, unforgettable orgasm. Just as long as you don’t mind a bit of messy clean-up afterwards.
Pros
- Sleek, high-tech design
- Astounding multitude of stimulation options and combinations
- Easy to operate
- Rechargeable via standard USB-C to USB wire
- Attractive green and white colour has universal appeal
- Easy to dismantle for cleaning
- Soft TPR/TPE material for flexible, comfortable stimulation
- Low sound output on the low to medium power settings
Cons
- Internal plastic housing of the stimulation sleeve feels a little flimsy & unfinished
- Higher speeds mean louder sound output, especially with suction & rotation settings
- Faster rotational settings may be too ferocious for some users
- Clean-up after use is messy & fiddly
Buy Your AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator
Fascinated by this high-tech penis toy and want to discover its many vibrating, sucking and rotating settings for yourself? Buy your very own AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump through the button below:
General Info & Specs
Packaging / Unboxing
Our new AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump arrived in a discreet outer package from AcmeJoy, and inside the box the product was packaged securely so it didn’t rattle around, risking damage during transit and delivery.
The box for the masturbation device is simple but elegant, with no details about or images of the product contained within. There’s just a product code and barcode. When I first retrieved the product box from the outer postal box, it was shrink-wrapped in plastic, which provides hygiene reassurance before opening and using the toy. The plastic wrap is easily cut from the box and disposed of, then you can open the box from the top and discover the exciting contents.
In The Box
Inside the box I found our new AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump sat in a moulded plastic cradle. Along with the masturbation device there was an instruction leaflet and a USB/USB-C charging lead.
Size / Measurements
The AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump measures 10.75 inches in overall length, tip to cap. The circumference of the whole device is 10.5 inches.
As for the inner masturbation sleeve, the unstretched hole entrance is 1.5 inches. The soft and flexible TPR/TPE material means it will stretch to accommodate your penis size. The length of this inner stimulation tube is 3 inches, meaning this is more of a penis head stimulation toy than full shaft length style.
Instructions / Guide
Here is the instruction leaflet which arrives with the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump:
How To Charge Up
I am delighted that the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump comes with the standard USB-C charging lead instead of some specific jackpin or other type which must be carefully stored so you don’t lose it. Manufacturing this sex toy to be charged via standard USB/USB-C is a huge plus point in my opinion.
Charging Tips: You can plug the lead into any USB port. I like to use the USB port on the side of my laptop or the multi-USB to mains plug at the side of my bed. These are extremely useful, and I strongly recommend everyone has at least one. You can buy them cheaply from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk.
Usually, I advise readers to label the charging lead that comes with the sex toy, because so many of them are still ‘toy specific’ and I get many comments & emails from readers who have lost the wire for their favourite sex toy and don’t know how to get a replacement. The wire that comes with the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump is a standard USB to USB-C as I’ve mentioned, and with this wire being so easily & cheaply obtainable, and so many other household items using this type of charging lead, labelling it isn’t so much of a necessity in my opinion. However, if you do want to label this or any other of your toys’ charging wires, here’s how I do it:
I use my trusty DYMO labeller which is available from Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk for all my sex toy charging leads – and it has plenty of other uses around the house, too.
Operation / Controls
There are four easy-press buttons on the control area at the top of the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump. These sit just below a LCD where, during use, you can see which setting you’re on.
The buttons are suction, rotation, vibration, and the main on/off power button.
During use you can select more than one setting at a time, for a delicious combination. The rotation and vibration can be toggled off independently by pressing and holding that button during use, without interruption to the other elements of your playtime; the suction didn’t switch off in the same way during use and once activated, stayed sucking until the entire device was switched off.
Turn the device on or off by pressing and holding the power button for a few seconds.
Buy Yours
If you’re looking for a high-tech penis stimulation toy which has plenty to offer, you should try out the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump. It has an amazing variety of stimulating settings, it’s rechargeable, cordless during use and easy to operate. Buy yours today through the button below:
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