Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant Review
It’s not Terry’s, it’s mine! Or it could be Terry’s, if your name’s Terry and you buy some, or share it with your partner. Who happens to be called Terry. If you’ve no clue what I’m going on about, first watch this… then come back. Yes, today I’m going to be talking about that old Christmas fave, chocolate orange. Not the confectionery though; the Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant from Lovehoney.
I guess you have a few questions at this point: Is there any chocolate in this lube? Does it taste like the chocolate orange you know and love? How much does it cost? How much do you get? Should you buy a bottle right now? Read on to find out!
Packaging & First Impressions
The Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant comes in a similar bottle to the rest of the Lovehoney lubricants range. It’s a clear bottle with a black depress-top cap, with a label themed in relevant colours for the flavour. The label gives you some information about the lube as well as the ingredients.
This 100ml bottle is comfortable to hold, lightweight and easy to dispense. You can clearly see how much is left thanks to the transparent plastic material and everything’s very functional without losing aesthetic creativity.
As always, Lovehoney’s outer postal packaging was supremely discreet.
How The Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant Tastes
As expected, the Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant doesn’t taste exactly like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange, nor does it taste like biting into a chocolate piece with a mandarin segment chaser. However, there’s definitely a lush sweetness to the fluid which has an unmistakable chocolate orange scent and taste.
Opening the bottle, I was greeted instantly with the faint aroma of chocolate orange, then tasting a few dots was a very pleasant experience. Not overly saccharine sweet and not overly artificial, surprisingly, as some lubes can be.
I wouldn’t recommend drinking this by the bottle or even tablespoonful, but the Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant is not only simply inoffensive to my tongue but actually quite nice.
The Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant During Use
The Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant is a sex lube; how does it hold up during the rigours of sexual activity?
When I first started using flavoured lubes many years ago, I found that most of them got incredibly tacky and glue-like through the heat and friction of sex. At times they would add to the chafing and discomfort, not relieve it! Happily, Lovehoney seem to have solved this issue with their flavoured lubes –at least, the ones I’ve had the pleasure of trying.
The Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant was similar in this regard; the liquid isn’t very thick and gloopy, it doesn’t have a high viscosity. It’s easy to pour from the depress-cap bottle, and doesn’t contain parabens or glycerine. The flavour element of the formulation doesn’t make the lube turn to some sort of weird sex-porridge between your thighs like old-style flavoured lubes tended to. It’s simply an effective, reliable water-based lubricant with the added bonus of a chocolate orange flavour.
I’m all for unusual and imaginative additions to the world of sex toys and lubes, and the Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant ticks both boxes. But it shouldn’t be dismissed as a mere novelty lube, either.
Yes, it’s a fantastic idea –particularly at Christmas, as chocolate orange is something of a festive tradition- but the Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant is also a reliable, effective lube for all your sexual fun. It can provide a tasty, warming, aromatic element during oral sex for him, her and them, but won’t let you down for a bit of slip ‘n slide during a handjob, masturbatory fun or couples’ sex.
Buy Your Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant Today
The Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant is well worth adding to your sex lubes collection, whether you’re a flavoured lubes fan/collector, general festive fun lover or just looking to add a little spice to your sexy times this Christmas.
Bonus – it’s only £7.99 for the 100ml bottle! Bargain.
Check out the rest of Lovehoney’s Flavoured Lubes range for more exciting options.
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