Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo Review

Shucks, I guess it’s time for a brand-new & exciting Hankey’s Toys review! This month I’m sharing my thoughts on the ear-isistible Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo. This sunshine yellow kinky cob popped into my pleasure toy collection and promised to butter me up the right way. Is this delicious-looking dildo totally a-maize-ing, or just a corny novelty? Read on for all the juicy details!

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How It Feels

The Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo is a veritable feast for the senses, with its corn-inspired design and alluringly girthy shaft. Thanks to the chunky, puck-like base, it’s suitable for anal use as well as vaginal. I use mine vaginally though, as I can’t take that much size-wise anally. And I have the smallest size available!

I opted for the golden yellow variety, as it seemed a perfect fit for the corn theme. There are loads of other colours available to pick from though, as well as 3 other sizes, different silicone firmnesses and an optional Vac-U-Hole in the base. I went for extra firm silicone firmness – and I’m glad I did, as it helps me feel the stimulating corn design on the surface of this dildo very effectively.

Lube is Essential

My small size Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo is still a mighty size, as I’ve mentioned. I measure it at 7.25 inches overall length, with a maximum insertable length of 6 inches and a maximum girth (centre of the shaft) of 6.9 inches. It tapers so it’s narrow at the tip (3.5 inches) then again at the ‘neck’ just above the base (5.75 inches). There are 3 bigger sizes available – medium/large, XL and XXL – making my eyes water just thinking about them!

I didn’t even try to use this dildo without lube – I knew I’d need it! Before use I gave the dildo a rinse and slathered on some water-based lube both to myself and the dildo. I managed to avoid the temptation to use butter… Despite initial concerns about being able to take the widest part of this dildo, with the help of lubricant, vaginal insertion was surprisingly easy and comfortable.

Wholesome, Satisfying, Delicious

As I’ve mentioned in my other reviews, I don’t usually orgasm via vaginal stimulation alone. Therefore, I grabbed my trust bullet vibrator to add some orgasmic-level clitoral stimulation during my self-pleasure sessions with this dildo. Sliding the Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo in and out of my lubricant-enhanced vagina, feeling the textured corn detail and the satisfyingly girthy centre of the shaft stimulate me to the max, soon helped me reach the point of no return along with the clitoral vibes. There’s also an ingenious kink in the tip of the dildo which ably sought out my G-spot during vaginal play and provided yet another layer of sexual bliss.

Every thrust was pure pleasure. We all know veggies are good for you – what a satisfying way to get your five-a-day. This golden gem really stands out from the crop and I’ll be using it regularly for intensely fulfilling vaginal sensations during self-pleasure sessions.

Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo Video

Enjoy my short video showcasing the Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo, from packaging and unwrapping to that gorgeous corn detailing and an all-over look at the toy:

Summary

I’m absolutely loving the Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo. I wasn’t sure how well it would suit vaginal use, or feel during, due to an overall ‘butt plug’ shape. Although you can definitely use the corn dildo anally if you want (& if you can fit it in), I’m happy to report it feels sensational during vaginal stimulation too.

The design is playful yet ingenious. There’s a tapered tip which is cleverly angled to hit the G-spot (or P-spot, depending on your use and anatomy). The all over corn kernel texture feels delicious sliding in and out during use – and opting for the extra firm silicone really brought the texture to life. At its widest point, the Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo felt sublimely fulfilling vaginally – but note the size carefully before purchase, especially if you plan on using it anally. Lube is a must!

The chunky base makes the dildo easy to keep hold of during use, even when slathered in lube. Or, it can be sat on a flat surface while I lower myself on to it. With the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base, the dildo can be held steady with a suction cup Vac-U-Lock accessory or used with compatible fucking machine attachments or strap-on harnesses.

Overall, if you’re craving intense sensations wrapped up in a quirky design, this golden veggie-inspired gem promises wholesome, satisfying pleasure every time.

Pros

• Kinky-yet-wholesome corn-inspired design
• Made from body-safe, non-porous silicone material
• Heightened internal stimulation from the ‘corn’ textured surface – especially with extra firm silicone
• Various sizes to choose from – small, medium/large, XL & XXXL
• Choose your preferred silicone firmness (4 types available)
• Wide variety of colours to choose from, plus additional metallic effect option
• G-spot or P-spot stimulation via the ingeniously ‘kinked’ tip
• Optional Vac-U-Hole in the base for versatile play potential
• Suitable for vaginal or anal use, with its easy-grip, chunky base

Cons

• Challenging girth at the centre of the shaft, even with this small size – go slowly
• I found lube an essential addition with this toy (not really a con as much as a side note!)
• I wouldn’t recommend this toy for anal beginners due to the wide mid-shaft girth & the pronounced texture

Buy Yours Today

If you’re craving kinky ‘n corny sensations, why not pick your own pleasure with the Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo? Click the button below to choose your ideal size, favourite colour, preferred firmness, and optional extras to create a dildo perfectly tailored to your tastes:

General Info & Specs

The Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo is available in a variety of sizes, silicone firmnesses and colourways, with the optional extra Vac-U-Hole in the base to make it compatible with plug-style suction cup accessories, fucking machines and strap-on harnesses.

I have the Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo in small size, golden yellow colour, extra firm silicone and with the Vac-U-Hole addition in the base.

Packaging & Unboxing

My review package from Hankey’s Toys was sent quickly and discreetly. The dildos were packaged securely inside the plain and discreet outer box.

Like my other Hankey’s Toys products, the Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo was shrink-wrapped in plastic, which contained a Hankey’s Toys sticker along with the toy and a QR code easy-peel label on the base. The QR code leads you to the product care information at the Hankey’s Toys website.

Size & Measurements

I have the Small size Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo – it’s also available in Medium/Large, XL and XXL sizes. By my measurements, my small Corn Dildo measures:

• 7.25 inches overall length
• 6 inches maximum insertable length
• 3.5 inch girth by the tip, widening to maximum 6.9 inches in the middle, tapering again to 5.75 inches just above the base (the ‘neck’)

Buy Yours

Ready to experience the uniquely pleasurable delights of the Hankey’s Toys Corn Dildo for yourself? Click the button below to browse and select your perfect match—customise by size, colour, silicone firmness, and additional options, and let the corn-inspired bliss begin!

Thanks so much to mrhankeystoys.com for sending me the above product free of charge, in exchange for my fair & honest review here at carasutra.com. This is a sponsored review.