Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£106.00
Materials:
Silicone

Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo Review

Time to start horsing around and introduce the newest stallion in my sex toy stable! Thanks to Juliet Toys, I saddled up for some equine ecstasy with the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo with remote control. This is the first of a couple of sex toy reviews I’m completing for Juliet Toys; in a couple of weeks, I’ll be sharing my thoughts on the Blood Sweat Dog Dildo Butt Plug Tail. Along with my review products I received the cutest mini sex toys as well as some other freebies – find out all about those later in this review. First, let’s dive into my experiences with this sizeable vibrating horse dildo…

Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo Review

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How It Feels

First of all, I must comment on how soft and squishy the outer material of the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo is. It’s incredibly tactile and moves over the firm inner core in a sensually pleasing way even when you just hold it in your hand and squeeze lightly. The head is very squishy, with the central inner core which propels the thrusting movement only starting underneath this dildo’s comfortable tip. I love the striking black and white colourway; it’s dramatic, eye-catching and doesn’t relate too closely to real horses to be psychologically comfortable during use.

I must use water-based lube when I enjoy the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo. Although the silicone material is soft, squishy and flexible, it’s also quite draggy and adding a splash of lube before use removes the risk of chafing, discomfort or damage. This is especially important as it’s a thrusting dildo, and I don’t want any unpleasantly poky surprises!

Although the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo could be used for anal stim (as long as you lube yourself and the toy up thoroughly beforehand and know for sure you can comfortably take its size), I only use it vaginally. Due to the size of the vibrating dildo, the thrusting action, my inability to take large toys like this anally and needing to make sure I remain steady-footed during playtimes with it, vaginal use is what’s most comfortable for me.

I was surprised at how easily the tip of the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo glided into me when it came time to saddle up and enjoy a feisty ride. Because the tip is so flexible and squishy, and because I lubed up beforehand, I could guide it inside without any trouble. I wanted to make sure I made the most of the thrusting function as well as the toy’s naturally sensational size and vibration, so instead of just holding it while I lay on the bed I placed it on the smooth closed lid of my en-suite loo. In this way I could position myself safely over it, with things to hold on to nearby. The base of the toy is a surprisingly strong suction cup, so I felt assured it wouldn’t slip out of place or put me at any risk of discomfort during use.

Compared to some other thrusting toys I’ve enjoyed in the past year, the Thundr isn’t as powerfully thrusting or vibrating. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, because I was surprised at how much I enjoyed its gentler thrusting action and delightful internal vibrations at the same time. Instead of my cervix being rapidly battered and having to hover carefully so I don’t accidentally hurt myself during the powerful onslaught, I could ease myself down on to the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo and enjoy it filling me, vibrating as it nestled deep within, and thrusted inside in quite a lifelike way. It reminded me of a setting I would choose on a fucking machine. Adding in some clitoral stimulation with a powerful bullet vibrator was the cherry on the pleasurable stimulation cake, sending me crashing over the orgasmic edge in minutes.

The balls at the base serve more to steady the dildo while it’s upright, and they form the suction cup base, rather than being something to smack against during use. Being able to control the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo via the wireless remote control is perfect. It makes it so easy and worry-free to operate, and to change the setting without having to fiddle around blindly while the toy is inside, or risk going too deep and fast when you actually want it shallower and slower.

After use it’s easy to clean thoroughly in warm soapy water as it’s fully waterproof (the dildo only – not the remote control). Once completely dry I can store it, along with the remote control, charging lead and user manual, in the large fabric drawstring storage bag I received from the team.

Juliet Toys Vibrating Horse Dildo Video

Enjoy my short video below, showcasing the Juliet Toys Vibrating Horse Dildo from unboxing through to charging up, how to operate and some of its delicious thrusting and vibrating settings:

Summary

The Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo is a well-made, creatively designed, eye-catching sex toy with thoughtful and practical features as well being made with a tactile, comfortable and body-safe material. This is a fabulous sex toy if you’re looking for a large dildo with thrusting as well as vibrating settings, which can be securely affixed to a smooth surface during use and operated easily with a wireless remote control. Despite being a ‘fantasy equine’ style dildo, don’t let this dissuade you if imaginary horse cocks aren’t your thing. The only nods to horse phallus with this product are the size of the thing and the ridge mid-way down the shaft – both of which feel divine during use.

Although this isn’t the cheapest sex toy out there, the many functions, the rechargeable, waterproof, remotely-controlled settings, the delightful thrusty & vibrating sensations you experience and the high-quality standard of manufacture help make this toy a sensible investment in your sexual pleasure.

Pros
  • Made with body-safe silicone
  • Suitable for vaginal or anal use
  • Suction cup base for comfortable and safe play
  • Rechargeable via included wire
  • Easy operation via the toy or included wireless remote control
  • Remote control battery included with purchase
  • Waterproof to IPX7 standard
  • 7 vibrating modes, 7 thrusting modes
  • Enjoy vibration or thrusting, or both together in a combination of your choice
  • Surprisingly quiet during use
Cons
  • Not for those who dislike large dildos
  • Not for those who dislike equine fantasy dildos
  • Gentler vibration and thrusting action than some other thrusting vibrators
  • Not the cheapest sex toy; rather an investment in pleasure

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General Info & Specs

The Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo is a stand-alone toy; there are no other sizes or colour options for this particular product. However, Juliet Toys stock plenty of other equine fantasy dildos, including many from the Nothosaur Toys range. These include static dildos, ejaculating dildos as well as vibrating dildos, all in a mesmerising array of sizes and colourways to choose from.

Along with my Juliet Toys review products, the team kindly sent me the cutest miniature toys I’ve ever been lucky enough to get my hands on, as well as a keyring and a large, fabric drawstring storage bag.

Packaging & Unboxing

My review products from Juliet Toys arrived in a plain brown outer box for the post, with no mentions of sex toys or adult products on the box or the address label. Inside the box, my review toys were packaged snugly to keep them safe during transit and delivery.

The Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo comes packaged in a large plastic pouch, sealed at the top and with an opaque back and transparent front through which you can view the contents. As well as the large equine fantasy dildo you receive a user manual (entitled War Horse), the battery-operated wireless remote control – along with a small, 12V battery – and the jackpin/USB charging lead to charge up the vibrating dildo.

Size & Measurements

This is not a small sex toy, but it isn’t the biggest I own either. The length may seem more intimidating than the girth, but you can control how much you insert – especially when you secure the dildo to a flat smooth surface thanks to the suction cup base. By my measurements, the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo measures:

  • 11.5 inches in overall length
  • 9 inches maximum insertable length
  • 5.75 inches maximum circumference around the tip
  • 6.75 inches maximum circumference around the ‘lip’ midway down the shaft
  • 7.75 inches maximum circumference around the bottom of the shaft part, just above the balls base
  • 3.5 inches width across the flat base
  • 4.25 inches length up and down the flat base

How To Charge Up

Charging up the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo is simple thanks to the included jackpin/USB charging wire. Just plug the jackpin end into the small port for it in the base of the toy, then plug the other end into a USB port of your choice.

I like to use the USB port on the side of my laptop in my home office, or the multi-USB to mains plug at the side of my bed. These are extremely useful and I strongly recommend everyone has at least one. You can buy them cheaply from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk.

While charging, a red LED behind the operation button blinks through the silicone material. Once it’s fully charged, this changes to emit a steady glow. A full charge takes 120 minutes, which provides up to 60 minutes playtime.

Top tip: I’d advise additionally labelling the charging lead in some way immediately upon unpackaging the product. This means you can easily identify your sex toy lead when it gets tossed into your drawer or box of charging leads.

Sex Toy Cables Labels Identifiers Charging Leads Organisation

I use my trusty DYMO labeller which is available from Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk for all my sex toy charging leads – and it has plenty of other uses around the house, too.

Instructions

A user manual is provided with the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo. It is entitled War Horse which may indicate a name change to Thundr at some point in the product’s history. The manual definitely relates to this product so don’t be confused by the name difference.

Topics covered in the user manual include: what you get in the pack, how to operate the toy, how to charge it up, how to clean & store it, troubleshooting, safety points, product specs, how to dispose and the product warranty.

Operation & Controls

You can operate the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo via the button on the front of the toy itself, or by using the included, wireless remote control. Please note that when using just the button on the dildo you have limited control options; the button can be used to scroll through various vibrating and thrusting functions and to switch the toy on and off. It’s only by using the remote control that you can access the separate vibrating and thrusting functions, and toggle which combination is perfect for you. Therefore, I much prefer to use the remote control to operate this vibrating dildo. It’s much easier as well, because you’re not struggling to locate the button on the toy while it’s inside you (and you’re likely in a somewhat precarious position).

Press and hold the power button on the toy to switch on and it will buzz into life. It is now in standby mode. You can then either keep pressing the button to operate the toy via this button, or switch to the remote control. Press and hold the button again to switch off (or use the power button on the remote control).

The zigzag button is for vibration, the up and down button for thrusting action.

When in standby mode, you can choose vibrating, thrusting or vibration + thrusting at the same time by using the buttons on the remote control. Switching the toy off by the power button on the remote turns it completely off, it doesn’t simply put it back into standby, which is a helpful feature.

When you first unpackage the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo, you will need to insert the battery into the compartment in the remote control as shown below:

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Thanks so much to juliettoys.com for sending me the above product free of charge, in exchange for my fair & honest review here at carasutra.com. Sponsored review.

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