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Techno-kinkster into all kinds of DIY bondage and teledildonics.
John Thomas Toys Depth Training Colon Snake Silicone Dildo Review
...the Colon Snake is one of the longest on the market. Compared to other anal depth trainers which are of uniform width, the head provides a little extra stimulation on the way out too, without being so big that it might get caught on something. It's a fun little feature, and if your fantasy is a snake up the bum, you're sorted.
John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Sampson Squirting Dildo Review
Sampson won’t just fill your every hole with his enormous girth; he’ll also cum all over you. That’s because the Sampson is a rare breed—a squirting dildo—so you can live out all your bukkake or creampie fantasies.
John Thomas Toys Parasite Platinum Silicone Dildo Review
The Parasite is, without doubt, the oddest looking dildo I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of fantasy dildos. But it's that uniqueness that draws me to it. It doesn't look even remotely penis-shaped, and I suspect you could hide it in plain sight on a hallway shelf alongside other movie props and quirky memorabilia. It's pretty hideous, actually, but this is exactly why I was delighted at the thought of getting penetrated by it.
John Thomas Toys Beastli Platinum Silicone Dildo Review
Beastli is a gentle demon, really, but his member is so full of devilishly delightful textures that you couldn't possibly say no to such a handsome beast. You'll coax him out of the forest, scream in delight as his demonic head probes your inner depths, and suddenly find yourself taking a detour to those parts of the woods a little more often.
HiSmith Premium App-Controlled Sex Machine Review
The HiSmith Premium App-Controlled Sex Machine is quite simply the best thrusting fucking machine you can buy. It'll fuck you in ways you never dreamed of, at speeds beyond those possible by any mere mortal, plus it features industry-leading Bluetooth app and web control.
The Handy Smart WiFi Connected Penis Masturbator Review
If you can afford it, the Handy is the best masturbator you'll find. It shines when combined with a VR headset, but it's a powerful machine that any dick will love, even without the video sync features. The modular strap design means that you can easily swap out for something else if the included sleeve doesn't fit you. Or if you're smaller than average, you can tighten it up.
John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Chubby Cedrick Dildo Review (9 Inch)
The John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Chubby Cedrick Dildo is a funny little man. His cock as a straight as anything, not too long and not too thick–yet his shaft is ribbed for added pleasure. It translates to an absolutely luscious fuck: not too punishing, but with a textured rhythmic experience all the way down his worm-like shaft.
Cloud 9 Health And Wellness Triple Massager Kit Review
It's a great option for those new to sex toys who'd like a taster of different sensations before they move onto more powerful toys or something designed with a single purpose for specific body parts. They may find they really enjoy the anal beads, with or without the vibration, and decide to explore that further with something larger or longer. Or perhaps really enjoy the directed, pinpoint clitoral stimulation–there are better, more powerful toys for that too.
John Thomas Toys Platinum Silicone Buffalo Dildo Review (9 Inch)
You'll be feeling quite full now, as you gasp for breath and marvel at the sheer girth you've managed to fit in. But you'll keep going to satisfy his need to be fully in you. He pushes in further and you're fully impaled by this brute now, unable to move an inch of your own accord, with a belly full of cock and nowhere to escape.
Aneros Trident MGX Syn Prostate Massager Review
The Aneros Trident MGX Syn Prostate Massager isn't just for solo play though: wearing one during intercourse can be immensely pleasurable too. Thrusting while you have the Aneros inserted should allow it to naturally stimulate your prostate too, resulting in more powerful orgasms. And in my experience, that was absolutely the case...
Hismith Pro Traveler Portable Sex Machine Review (Plus: Lovers Kit & Luxury Kit For...
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What's a girl (or guy) to do if buzzy vibrators just don't do the job? Well, you might want to look at sex machines: mechanical beasts that thrust relentlessly on command and keep hammering away until you say stop. The robot revolution is here, and I for one welcome my new orgasmic machine overlords.
Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo Review
Never have I stared upon a dildo as exquisitely handsome, and in equal measure, as bone-quiveringly terrifying. I think I'm in love.
Let's back up a little before I gush some more. The Hankey's Toys Dragon Dildo is a toy of epic proportions, available from Mr Hankey's Toys from $130.
Zumio S Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator Review
The Zumio S Spirotip Clitoral Vibrator is the smaller sibling of the Zumio X model, which Cara reviewed last month. While well-received by many, some felt even the lowest setting of the Zumio X model was almost painfully intense. The Zumio S not only lowers the overall intensity of motor, but has added a large, slightly squishy silicone tip to increase surface area and disperse the strength of the oscillations.
Nexus Revo Stealth Prostate Massager Review
Retailing for approximately £150 online, the Nexus Revo Stealth has a superpower that no other prostate massages do. But before you recoil in disgust at spending that much on a thing to put up your bum, I'll spoil the rest of the review and just come right out and say it: the Nexus Revo is amazing. It'll do things you never thought possible.
Lovehoney Oh! Chocolate Body Paint Review
Few of us have ever needed an excuse to lick our partner from head to toe, but no one ever turned down an offer of chocolate either. So I was helpless to resist reviewing the Lovehoney Oh! Chocolate Body Paint, available now from lovehoney.co.uk, priced £6.99 for a 120g tube.
NS Novelties Oinkz Silicone Pig Tail Butt Plug Review
Thanks to this month's Pleasure Panel, I got the chance to squeal like a piggy as I tested out the NS Novelties Oinkz Silicone Pig Tail Butt Plug. Are you ready to go the whole hog with this porcine plug?
Vibease Smart Remote Control Vibrator Review
Welcome to the future: the Vibease Smart Remote Control Vibrator is a new generation of toy that can sync with a smartphone or be controlled by someone on the other side of the world. But if you don't want to give control to someone else, you can also let a specially crafted audiobook dictate the action. Intrigued? You should be.
MEO Lockable Leather Bondage Collar With Time Lock Review
As for the MEOBOND time lock: if you don't already have one, it's a bargain when bought in this bundle. Particular for self-bondage, a time lock makes everything easy. However, since there's no backup escape, I'd suggest using it in conjunction with a traditional keyed lock and emergency escape system (such as putting the key in a bucket of paint or urine).
AVA Pink Silicone Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator Review
I know what you're thinking: does the world need yet another rabbit? At first glance, you'd be forgiven for thinking this is more of the same. But astute readers will have noticed the word "thrusting" in the product title. This little rabbit doesn't just vibrate: it can move back and forth, too. Does it really feel like you're being penetrated?
Titus Silicone Series Shower Shot Douche Attachment Review | Pleasure Panel
Whether you enjoy the process of getting an enema or douche, or merely endure it as the prelude to greater fun to come, there's no denying it can be a messy and fiddly process. I've tried all manner of syringes, bulbs, pumps, and none has been as simple to use as the Titus Silicone Series Shower Shot Douche Attachment from Clonezone Direct. Put simply: it's a shower head attachment that makes shooting a large amount of water into your bum relatively easy.
