Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo Review
Like its namesake from the original Pinocchio fairy-tale, the Lampwick Dildo from Hankey’s Toys is all about the pleasure. With striking realistic aesthetic and stimulating veined texture, I have had a rapturous time testing this well-hung character ready for today’s review. My Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo is the small size, in deep brown colour, medium-firm silicone firmness and has the optional Vac-U-Hole in the base for extra usage versatility. There are plenty of other sizes, colours, colour blends and firmnesses available to choose from, so you can create your perfect pleasure penis to enjoy whenever you wish to be whisked off to a world of sensual stimulation fantasy.
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How It Feels
The beauty of the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo comes down to two main features: how it looks and how it feels. This dildo has a lifelike appearance, albeit a dramatically well-hung porn-star-style appearance, and fully erect. I’m pleased I chose this dildo in a colour that’s also a skin tone, which just adds to the realism. Along its length there are bulging veins, with the realistic ridge along its back leading up to the frenulum and exposed cock tip. I’m not usually the type to get aroused just looking at a penis, but there’s something about taking just the pleasurable penetrative tool without any person attached, to use it as a self-fucking toy until I’m satisfied, which deeply appeals.
Lube it up
I knew I’d need to use lube with the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo as the silicone is quite draggy. If you produce loads of natural vaginal lubrication, or you grab this toy to use when you’re already stimulated enough to produce the required vaginal lubrication, then you’ll perhaps get away without using any additional lube. There’s no shame in needing lube, however, so a splash of water-based lube went down the length of the shaft and I coated myself too. Of course if you’re using this dildo for anal pleasure, safe due to the wide base as long as you can take its size, you will need to use lubricant every time.
During use
So, how does the Lampwick dildo feel? Fucking amazing. Despite being just medium-firm in the silicone firmness stakes, it actually feels quite firm indeed when slid into my eager vagina with the help of lube. Those prominent veins down the shaft add delicious texture which is simply erotic bliss. I’m glad I chose the small size, as although it might be small compared to some other Hankey’s Toys dildos, this is quite large really for an actual penis. It’s 9 inches in overall length with 7 of those inches insertable, which suits me and my vagina just fine. More than fine; like the right key for the lock, and what this key is unlocking is intense erotic stimulation.
Lampwick makes me wish I had more opportunity to use one of my fucking machines, as the Vac-U-Hole in the base means it’s compatible with the plug-style attachments and I can only imagine (as yet) the unbridled ecstasy that would result from being auto-thrusted at speed by this pleasure penis. The exposed tip sliding between eager and lubricated pussy lips, the shaft’s veins stimulating my tight inner walls as the cock slides in and out, the tip battering my cervix as the small tight balls at the base slap up against me externally…
As it is, the flat base means I can use this dildo in a variety of positions. I can sit astride it and let it fill me entirely, while keeping my hands free to bring myself to orgasm using a bullet vibe on my clit. Or, I can lay on the bed and use it to fuck myself while keeping hols of that handily chunky base. It’s the perfect ‘third’ when my husband and I feel adventurous and there’s an extra hole to fill.
Cleaning & storage
After use, the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo is easy to thoroughly clean in a basin of warm soapy water. I keep an old nail brush in the en-suite cabinet just for toy cleaning purposes, sterilising it or changing it regularly obviously. This helps give silicone dildos an intensive scrub, especially in areas where gunk can collect (like around the cock collar on this particular dildo, and by the balls at the base). Then I can rinse, pat dry (who’s a good boy then) and store until next time.
While in storage, the Lampwick Dildo can collect hairs, dust and fluff, so a quick rinse under a tap before insertion is a good idea.
Because of the only-slightly-larger-than-most-real-life-cocks size of this dildo, being the small option, it’s a fantastic dildo to grab and use when I simply want to be filled and enjoy being fucked vaginally while I bring myself to orgasm using a clit bullet or wand vibe. It isn’t too intimidating for a quickie, and although anal isn’t my favourite way to play, it could absolutely be enjoyed that way too. Just remember to always use lube. In a couple and have threesome fantasies? Enjoy risk-free fun by adding Lampwick into the mix. He’s here for revelry; a real pleasure party animal.
Hankey’s Toys Lampwick Video
Enjoy my video showcasing the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo, from when it’s all wrapped up brand-new, to unwrapping and seeing those glorious realistic details up close:
Summary
In case it isn’t obvious by now, I am totally in love with my Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo. The aesthetics, the texture, the size, the colour, the firmness… everything about it just screams sexual pleasure. If you want it bigger, firmer, softer, a different colour… the options are available to customise it to your preference at Hankey’s Toys. For me, this is a dildo that I’ll use regularly, whether on my own or to enjoy with my partner – it’s going in the bedside drawer so I can access it quickly any time I feel the need.
If you want a delicious dick which provides hard cock thrills with added realistic veined texture, Lampwick is your man. It’s a hedonistic ride which satisfies even the horniest appetite.
Pros
- Made with body-safe silicone, which is non-porous, non-toxic and phthalate-free
- Easy to keep hygienically clean between uses
- Wonderful veined texture and realistic design for added pleasure
- Various sizes available, from realistic small to extra large
- Versatile; suitable for vaginal or anal use
- Feels wonderful with the addition of lube
- Firm enough to deliver great internal stimulation while remaining comfortable even during passionate play
- Vac-U-Hole option makes it compatible with plug style bases, strap-ons and fucking machines
- Ideal for solo or couple’s fun
- Customisable to your preferences; choose your perfect size, colour, firmness and more
Cons
- Requires lube as the silicone material is quite draggy
- Picks up dust and fluff easily, requires a quick rinse before every use
- Not for those who prefer a completely smooth toy
- Not for you if you don’t like realistic phallus toys
- Even the small size could be intimidating if you require more petite insertable sex toys
- Not cheap, definitely an investment in sexual pleasure
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General Info & Specs
The Hankey’s Toys Lampwick Dildo is a fantastic addition to any collection, available in multiple sizes to suit your preferences. I have the Small size, in a rich Deep Brown colour, crafted from premium platinum-grade silicone with a medium-firm firmness that strikes the perfect balance between flexibility and stimulating rigidity. This, combined with the prominent vein detailing, makes for an incredibly satisfying experience – whether you’re using it solo or with a partner.
One of the optional features with the Lampwick Dildo is the Vac-U-Hole in the base. This clever addition allows for compatibility with strap-on harnesses, sex machines, and various other pieces of BDSM or kink furniture, offering flexibility for different play scenarios. Plus, if you’re looking for extra stability during use, the Vac-U-Hole base ensures a secure fit with any compatible plugs.
Hankey’s Toys also offers a plug suction cup base in their accessories section, providing an extra layer of sturdiness and reassurance when you’re enjoying a pleasurable ride to oblivion. Whether you’re a seasoned user or new to toys like this, the Lampwick Dildo is designed to meet your needs, making it a reliable and versatile choice for your kinkier adventures.
Packaging & Unboxing
My Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo arrived as part of a package alongside my other review items, all packed securely in Hankey’s Toys’ discreet outer packaging. There were no telltale markings on the plain brown box, ensuring complete privacy. Inside, the dildos were snugly arranged, preventing any shifting or damage during transit.
Like all my Hankey’s Toys products, the Lampwick Dildo was wrapped in a protective layer of clear shrink-wrap. Inside, I found a Hankey’s Toys sticker, and on the base of the dildo, there’s a QR code that leads to the company’s website, where you can find detailed care instructions. To get started, simply snip the shrink-wrap to unwrap the dildo, then give it a thorough wash in soapy water before its first use to ensure it’s clean and ready to go.
Size & Measurements
I have the small size of the Hankey’s Toys Realistic Lampwick Dildo. By my measurements, it measures:
- 9 inches overall length
- 7 inches maximum insertable length
- 5 inches maximum girth
Instructions
All the Hankey’s Toys dildos I’ve received have an easy-peel label on the base, with a QR code to where you can get usage tips, safety pointers and toy material info at the Hankey’s Toys website.
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Thanks so much to Hankey’s Toys for sending me the above product free of charge, in exchange for my fair & honest review here at carasutra.com. This is a sponsored review.
