Welcome to my Oxballs Log Poo Dildo review. This novelty silicone “poop” dildo from Oxballs is outrageous, funny and surprisingly usable, so here is exactly how it performed for me.
Quick Verdict
Score: 10/10. A hilarious conversation piece that still works as a soft silicone dildo with stimulating texture and a handy base nub for external pressure.
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Trust UberKinky to send me a turd-ally shit sex toy. Yes, I really do own The Poo Dildo. Officially known as the Oxballs Log Dildo, this sex toy is perhaps the most faeces-ious item I have ever seen. It was sent to me free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review by the lovely and hilarious folk over at UberKinky. No brown-nosing involved.
Apart from thinking crap when I first caught sight of the Oxballs Log Dildo, I hoped it was not as shit as it first appeared. Would this huge steamer be hugely steamy, or would my masturbation be totally down the toilet? Ok, enough with the poo puns now.
If you are offended by poop jokes, visual representations of poo or have a weak tummy then you probably will not like this sex toy. It is not one that caught my eye for sensual reasons. I do not find it sexually arousing or attractive. I am not into scat and I do not fantasise about inserting or ingesting poo. I do find The Poo Dildo hilarious though. There are more ways to use a dildo than to shove it up yourself, after all.
Unboxing & Presentation
The delivery from UberKinky was fast, quick, professional and discreet as usual. The Oxballs Log Dildo comes in a clear front, silver backed plastic bag with the Oxballs logo on. Minimal packaging means minimal waste, which suits me. There is no storage pouch provided which is a shame on one hand since this is a silicone product, but it would be a clash with the theme to include a deluxe pouch for a dildo based on poo.
I noted that the packaging states “Toys for Dirty Boys” which nods to their mainly gay oriented products. I do feel Oxballs could open this out to anyone, regardless of gender. I love the Oxballs sex toys we have tried so far and we are not entirely gay. Just mostly.
Design & Features
The Oxballs Log Dildo is a soft silicone dildo with a flat base rather than a suction cup. There is an extra area of poo styled silicone near the base, which UberKinky describe as a clitoral turdlet, and it can also be used for perineum stimulation. The texture along the shaft gives extra sensation in use, and the Oxballs logo appears on the side.
Measurements
The overall length is 9 inches, with an insertable length of 7 inches and a maximum circumference of 5.25 inches. It is a sizeable novelty toy that still offers practical dimensions for play.
During Use
The look did not put me off testing The Poo Dildo, although it is not arousing or sensual for me. It is silicone and shaped for comfortable insertion, so I tried the Oxballs Log Dildo in the expected manner. I used it vaginally rather than anally. For anyone thinking ew, let me repeat, this is not poo, it is a silicone dildo. The silicone is very soft and pleasant to touch.
If I did not have to write this review I would not have chosen to use it internally myself. As it is, the dildo feels stimulating thanks to the textured shaft, and the clitoral turdlet is brilliant to rub against, especially with plenty of my favourite water-based lube. My personal preference is to use it for comedy. For example, leaving it half sticking out of the duvet for my cleaner to find, or strapping it into a harness and getting a submissive to suck it. For the laughs.
Plenty of scat lovers and fetishists will adore this poop based sex toy for obvious reasons. It is safer to suck than anything real, and it does not smear anywhere.
Pricing & Value
As an object of pure amusement, the Oxballs Log Dildo is not the cheapest gag toy. At over £60, the price reflects the size, the body safe non porous silicone and the niche appeal. If this seems like your thing, you are on to a winner. All the pleasure, none of the strain. The wide area at the base means you could use this dirty dildo for bum fun, and whether it flushes the sensuality out of your sex life depends on your tastes.
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Final Verdict
Full marks from me. If the Oxballs Log Poo Dildo is your thing and it does not turn your stomach, there is no flaw I can see. It is body safe silicone, stimulating in practice and versatile in use. Made by a trusted brand and sold by a trusted sex shop. Want to give it a go?
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FAQs
Is it body safe silicone?
Yes. It is a soft, non porous silicone dildo. Clean with warm water and mild soap, then air dry. Use only water based lubricant.
Can it be used anally?
Yes. The base is wide which helps, and the surface is soft and textured. Go slowly, use plenty of water based lube and listen to your body.
Does it have a suction cup?
No. The base is flat rather than a suction cup. It is easiest to use by hand or in a compatible harness.
How big is it?
Overall length 9 inches, insertable 7 inches and maximum circumference 5.25 inches.
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