Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine Review
Sinloli and its sister brand HiSmith are masters of high-quality, innovative, and affordable sex toys. I’m a massive fan of the HiSmith Premium fucking machine, and while I think it’s worth every penny, £600 is still a lot of money. Sinloli realised that it’s beyond most people’s budget, so the Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine is their answer—at a much more palatable less-than-£300. It has the same powerful design, a remote control with built-in programs, and you can even adjust the angle for that perfect penetrative position.
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Join me as I walk you through the Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine and help you decide if this is the fucking machine for you—or whether you should save your pennies a little longer. Thank you to Sinloli for providing this for a full and honest evaluation, and be sure to watch the full review video to check out the power of the machine in action.
Box Contents
There was a real variety of accessories included with the package we received, though different sets are available, so check out the sales page if you want something different. Inside our box was:
- The Premium Ukulele fucking machine and power adaptor
- Wireless remote control (RF-based)
- Extension pole (XLR to XLR)
- KlicLok adaptor (XLR to KlicLok)
- TPE dildo (XLR)
- Silicone dildo (XLR)
- Suction cup adaptor (XLR) and securing rings
As you can see, that’s a wide range of bits and bobs to get you started, and the only thing I would have liked to see is the inclusion of a Vac-U-Lock adaptor too. Still, you can buy one separately for around £30, and if you already have a collection of suction cup toys, the included accessories will be more than enough.
Ukelele Design
The machine design is based on the shape of a small Ukelele—the main body is no longer than the length of your elbow to your hand. It uses an easy locking system to secure the body to the milled steel T-legs, and stands at a maximum height of 13 inches, though the shaft sits at around the 11-inch mark.
Thanks to the easy locking independent legs, the Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine can be angled forwards or backwards, to a maximum of 30-degrees upwards or 20-degrees down (less if you’re using the extension arm).
It’s an incredibly compact machine—which might be its only flaw. While it’s fine if you’re lying on your back (the adjustable angle is particularly great here), if you prefer being on all fours and you’re taller than 5’8″, you might find it’s just a bit too short. You’ll either need to angle it upwards (not gonna hit the right spots like that), or mount it on a small box or platform.
Like most sex machines in the £200-£1000 price range, the stroke depth can be adjusted mechanically before use, but not dynamically during use. Simply unscrew the slider crank mechanism at the rear of the shaft, then slide it forward or back to increase or decrease the stroke length. This allows you to vary the stroke depth from a respectable 3.5 inches maximum to 1.5 inches minimum.
XLR vs KlicLok
Curiously, the Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine includes both a TPE dildo that uses the XLR connector, and a silicone dildo that uses a KlicLok connector. The machine itself uses XLR, as does the included extension pole and suction cup adaptor.
XLR is a common connector type used worldwide, mostly for microphone cables and stage lighting systems. However, the ubiquitous nature of the connector, the low cost, and the secure connection it creates apparently makes it a good choice for budget sex machine accessories too!
However, it’s not the same as the connector system used by the HiSmith Premium, which uses KlicLok exclusively. Although HiSmith and Sinloli sell a range of both KlicLok and XLR connector-equipped dildos and accessories, I’d recommend sticking with KlicLok for your future purchases. KlicLok accessories are generally all metal, and therefore more durable. Suppose you plan to upgrade your fucking machine at any point, and you want to make sure your dildos and accessories are future-proofed. In that case, I’d suggest expanding your dildo collection with the industry-standard Vac-U-Lock cavity (nearly all John Thomas Toys have this, for instance), plus the optional Vac-U-Lock to KlicLok adaptor.
Thankfully, our kit included a suitable XLR to KlicLok adaptor, and even a nice black KlicLok silicone dildo to go with it. A more sceptical me would say Sinloli put together a package of whatever happened to be surplus around the warehouse. But actually, the inclusion of a KlicLok adaptor is helpful for new users to either system to know that they’re not completely locked into one or the other. It serves as a clever “onboarding” for the more premium accessories.
TPE and Silicone Dildos
As mentioned, we got both a TPE fleshlike dildo and black silicone dildo in the Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine package, which felt like an odd choice given they’re both roughly the same length and girth. The lifelike TPE dildo measures 6.5 inches insertable and a uniform 5-inches circumference. It feels softer to the touch and certainly more lifelike than silicone. However, TPE is not a body-safe material, nor is it as durable as silicone. So be very careful about not mixing TPE toys between partners, and be sure to use toy cleaner on it after each use. Dispose of it at the slightest sign of mould growth.
On the other hand, silicone is completely body-safe and can easily be cleaned with a bit of soap and water. This one has some lovely ridges for added texture play along one side, but they’re not strongly pronounced. It’s slightly smaller than the TPE one, at 6-inches insertable and 4.5 inches circumference.
Using the Sinloli Premium Ukelele Sex Machine
To get started, plug in the power adaptor at the rear of the machine. Note the small protrusions on the cable and make sure they align with the plug, then twist once it’s inserted to lock it in place. This ensures the dainty power cable won’t come flying out in the middle of session.
There’s no power button on the machine itself, so all your interaction will be with the four-button remote control. The remote is RF-based wireless rather than infra-red, so you don’t need to point it in precisely the right direction to get it to work. Attach your desired accessories and dildos before powering on the machine, and set the maximum depth according to your preference – it can’t be adjusted while it’s in motion.
Over on the remote, the bottom of the four buttons is for power; press once to turn the machine on, and you’ll hear a beep. The machine defaults to the slowest speed, and you’ll likely be shocked at how quiet and smooth it is. From here you can either use the left and right-hand buttons to step the speed up or down, or cycle through the built-in programs with the topmost button. There isn’t a huge selection, but still a reasonable variety (well, it kept me amused anyway). Even at the highest speeds, the noise level of the high-pitched motor whine is a lot less than I expected. However, it’s quite lightweight, so you may find it knocks back and forth on hard flooring.
Because there’s no manual control, you’ll want to keep the remote control safe! If you lose it, nothing will work and you’ll need to contact support to purchase a replacement.
Sinloli Ukelele Video Review
A video overview of the Sinloli Ukelele Fucking Machine with a description of what’s included, how to put it together, operation and other features:
Sinloli Premium Ukelele vs HiSmith Premium
At roughly half the price of a HiSmith Premium model, it should be obvious that some things had to be sacrificed. But what exactly is the difference?
- 48W vs 100W motor. The Sinloli Premium Ukulele Sex Machine is about half as powerful as the HiSmith Premium. In practice, this means the machine can stall when faced with resistance on the slowest speed, as it doesn’t have quite as much torque. At normal to high speeds, it’s still plenty powerful, even for anal.
- Construction quality. For the price, it’s an incredible machine, but everything is a little smaller than the HiSmith Premium, including the driveshaft. I wouldn’t be confident putting any huge dildos on this.
- Stroke depth. The crank slider on the Sinloli Ukelele, like everything else, is a little smaller than the HiSmith Premium, which results in a maximum stroke depth of 3.5 inches versus 5.9 inches. That’s still impressive—many machines in this price point aren’t adjustable at all and have an even smaller fixed stroke.
- No app control. One of the standout features in my opinion of the HiSmith Premium is the remote web control (even with tip integration for camming), and a huge variety of pre-programmed sequences which can vary from a few minutes to half an hour, and even the ability to create your own perfect fuck sequence. The Sinloli Ukelele does have a few sequences programmed into the remote, so you’re not just stuck with faster and slower, but of course, it’s a limited selection and somewhat repetitive.
- No carrying case. The Sinloli Premium Ukelele is small enough that it could comfortably deconstruct and be hidden in a drawer, but unlike the HiSmith Premium, it doesn’t come with a secure case for transport or storage. Your best option is to keep the padding from the packaging.
Is The Sinloli Premium Ukelele The Sex Machine for You?
It really comes down to your budget. For the money, the Sinloli Ukelele is the absolute best-in-class. It’s powerful enough for anal, comes with a selection of accessories, and offers a little variety from the wireless remote control. It also features adjustable legs so you can angle it for perfect penetration.
But there are still a few reasons you might want to save up longer.
If you’re on the larger side, you might find the Ukelele legs are just a little too short for doing it doggy style. If you were hoping to use it with larger dildos, or you want something that will work reliably at slow speeds, you’ll need something more powerful.
If you’ve already set aside £500-700 for a fucking machine, don’t try to cheap out. Spend more and you’ll get a much better model in the HiSmith Premium. But if your budget is £300 and not a penny more, the Sinloli Premium Ukelele fucking machine is simply the best choice.
My verdict: 9/10. Great for the price – but think carefully if you can afford to spend more.
– Tigerlily
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