Vaginal Toy Reviews

Vaginal Toy Reviews – Find Your Perfect Pleasure Toy

Discover the Best Vaginal Toys

Welcome to my collection of Vaginal Toy Reviews, where you’ll find honest, in-depth insights on the best sex toys designed for vaginal pleasure. Whether you’re looking for a powerful vibrator, a realistic dildo, or something new to enhance your solo or partnered play, this page is packed with reviews to help you make the right choice.

What Types of Vaginal Toys Are Reviewed?

There’s a huge variety of pleasure products designed for vaginal use, and I’ve tested them all! Here, you’ll find:

  • Vibrators – Bullet vibes, clitoral vibrators, rabbit vibrators, wand massagers & more
  • Dildos – Classic, realistic, glass, silicone, and dual-density options
  • Love Eggs & Kegel Trainers – Vibrating & non-vibrating, perfect for internal stimulation & pelvic health
  • Pussy Pumps & Clitoral Suction Toys – Enhance sensitivity & pleasure
  • Sex Machines – Hands-free, high-powered fun for next-level orgasms

How to Choose the Right Toy for You

When selecting a vaginal toy, size, material, and functionality matter. My Vaginal Toy Reviews include detailed information on measurements, power levels, and overall experience, so you can find a toy that suits your needs. Whether you prefer gentle stimulation or deep, rumbly vibrations, these reviews will help you decide with confidence.

Honest, Real Reviews You Can Trust

Every review is based on real testing and honest feedback. There’s no sugar-coating—if a toy is amazing, you’ll know why. If it doesn’t quite deliver, I’ll tell you that too.

Find Your Next Favourite Toy

Browse my reviews below and discover the best vaginal pleasure products to enhance your intimate experiences!

Disclaimer: this page contains sponsored reviews & affiliate links

VVD Rider Desire Sex Saddle Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£193.00
Brand:
VVD
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
I would have preferred to communicate my thoughts about this pleasure product via a series of orgasmic grunts and moans, but apparently a written review is required. Today I’m attempting to summarise my feelings about the VVD Rider Desire Sex Saddle, a rideable sex machine from vvdofficial.com...

Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£149.99
Brand:
Bed Nerdz
Materials:
Silicone
Do you love sexy surprises? I do. I’m delighted to be sharing my thoughts on a sexy surprise box from Bed Nerdz today, the Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box. What a gem of a find this company is...

Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£106.00
Materials:
Silicone
Time to start horsing around and introduce the newest stallion in my sex toy stable! Thanks to Juliet Toys, I saddled up for some equine ecstasy with the Juliet Toys Thundr Vibrating Horse Dildo with remote control.

The One Rabbit Vibrator Review

5 out of 10
Despite being a wow vibrator on paper, when it came to actually using The One Rabbit Vibrator, I was left disappointed – and had to reach for another sex toy to reach climax. The box promises ‘super-powerful motors’ but it didn’t feel that way once the vibrator was inside me and switched to the highest speed output for both shaft and clitoral stimulating ‘bunny ears’.

Twisted Beast Marchosias Dog Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£58.95
There’s an undeniable psychological element to the arousal I feel when I use it to fuck myself. The shape and theme evokes perverse furry fantasies, wanton wolfish lusts. I revel in imagining being fucked senseless in a mercilessly raw, primal, animalistic way. That I have been hunted as prey to be sexually devoured until mutual erotic appetites have been fully sated.

Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Time to get a little fruity! My first sex toy review of 2025 is for the a-peeling Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo. After enjoying this curved sensation all holiday season, I’m ready to reveal all the slippery ins and outs. Read on to find out if this fantastical design from Hankey’s Toys makes for a ripe ‘n rampant addition to your intimate fruit bowl!

Hankey’s Toys Mystical Unicorn Dildo Review

9 out of 10
This joyful dildo design from the Hankey’s Toys collection has added whimsical merriment to my seasonal self-pleasure sessions. From the moment I unwrapped this delightful toy, I couldn’t wait to literally give myself the horn throughout the holiday season. Time to saddle up this sparkling steed, ride it hard into high fantasy and see what legendary orgasmic adventures await!

Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review

10 out of 10
This month I dove deep into the abyss of internal stimulation, as the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo unleashed a tidal wave of self-pleasure ecstasy. If you’re a fan of cosmic horror and crave a tentacled touch in your intimate depths, this dildo might just be the eldritch probe you’ve been craving. Time to ‘Kraken’ with my newest review...

Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
If you’re looking for a fantasy horse cock which is customisable in terms of size, firmness and colours, as well as a veiny flesh design and highest quality silicone, the Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo is my hot tip to round up the wildest orgasms in town.

Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo Review

10 out of 10
A few weeks of ‘deep dive’ exploration with a new Hankey’s Toys sex toy is always fun. This month I’m sharing my thoughts on and experiences with a brand-new fantasy dildo from mrhankeystoys.com.  The Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo is an alternative sex toy lover’s dream come true, with its alluring knobbly texture and probing tentacle-like body.

Lovense Gravity Bluetooth Thrusting Vibrator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£115.00
Brand:
Lovense
Materials:
Silicone
Turning the vibrator on, I feel my arousal build just from the initial gentle vibration of my labia. Switching up the vibration to the highest constant mode, I also feel for the thrusting button and feel a rush of anticipatory excitement. I know this self-pleasure session is going to be glorious, ending with a memorable, supremely powerful orgasm.

Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…

Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo Review

10 out of 10
It’s quite fun brandishing your weapon of choice, heading out on a board game adventure with friends, finding treasure & trouble in equal measure – think Lord of the Rings setting, with cards, dice, snacks and laughter. So, when the Nothosaur Toys team offered their newest sex toy to review, the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, I leapt at the chance.

Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Did you know that seahorses are the only fish species that can hold your hand? I certainly needed someone to hold my hand as I tried out this month’s review toy from the kinky collection at Hankey’s Toys. My Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo puts the “AAAAAR!” into ‘Large’...

Honey Play Box Tickler Wiggling G-Spot & Clitoral Vibrator Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£59.99
The Honey Play Box Tickler Wiggling G-Spot & Clitoral Vibrator immediately captured my interest. With its hypnotic beads which move and tap on the shaft and the external clit stim respectively, I was hoping for some dizzyingly spectacular self-pleasure sessions.

Nothosaur Toys Alla Tentacle Dildo Review

10 out of 10
A shadow which is suddenly transformed into the crystal-clear dominant force of a predator from the depths, as one long, gleaming tentacle crashes through the surface of the water and captures its prey.

Hankey’s Toys Horse Dildo Review

9 out of 10
What a fine specimen, a hefty chunk of goodness, a monstrously orgasmic beast of a sex toy! If you’re in the market for some seriously massive cock, then you’re in the right place. The Hankey's Toys Horse Dildo is a gloriously enormous, kinky sculpted sex toy made with solid, platinum-grade silicone. It’s horny, horsey and huge. Thanks to the Hankey’s Toys team for sending me this size Queen’s dream stallion to review! 🐴
Bondara Thrillogy Tapping Rabbit Vibrator Review

Bondara Thrillogy Tapping Rabbit Vibrator Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£46.99
Brand:
Bondara
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
This is the sex toy I’m reaching for every single day right now. Sometimes more than once. It’s quiet during use, does more than it promises, actually delivers, has an ingenious design which works rather than being simply a gimmick, and those powerful blended orgasms are to die for.
EdenFantasys Joy Ride G-Spot Vibrator Review

EdenFantasys Joy Ride G-Spot Vibrator Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£63.00
The EdenFantasys Joy Ride Luxury Silicone G-Spot Vibrator seems like a fairly standard rechargeable vibrator – I was buzzed to discover an orgasmic secret when travelling a different route. More about that in a little while. Let’s have a closer look at this bump ‘n buzztastic vibrator.

Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo Review

10 out of 10
They say you should "never smile at a crocodile”  but I just couldn’t help it when I first set eyes on this reptilian nether-predator. The Hankey’s Toys Cockadile Dildo is another jewel from the Mr Hankey’s sex toys collection, an insertable sex toy designed like the closed jaws and head of a crocodile...