Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box Review
Do you love sexy surprises? I do. I’m delighted to be sharing my thoughts on a sexy surprise box from Bed Nerdz today, the Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box. What a gem of a find this company is; I was thrilled to be contacted by the friendly team recently with a view to providing my feedback on some of their glamorous and modern pleasure products. Next week I’ll review the CALI Wand Massager – but for now, let’s get started with this exciting mystery sex toy gift box review.
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Review Contents
In conclusion (& a special offer)
About Bed Nerdz
Bed Nerdz are a UK-based adult products company which has a strong sexual wellness and sex-positive focus. The vibe is youthful, energetic, playful and sexy. You can toggle the website to be light or dark, just click the moon on the menu bar if you prefer a dark feel.
The sex toys available from Bed Nerdz are water-resistant, made with body-safe silicone, and vibrating styles are rechargeable. Instead of old-fashioned and boring pink or purple, Bed Nerdz sex toys are provided in either universally appealing black or funky and bright sunset coral colour.
There are individual sex toys available to purchase, or you can opt for a money-saving option with a sex toy gift box from the Golden State Collection. This collection comprises the Rodeo Drive Sex Toy Gift Box (for people with a penis), the Sunset Strip Sex Toy Gift Box (for people with a vulva), or the one I’m reviewing here today, the La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box (the sex toys you receive will depend on how you answer the questions on the product page – as shown below).
Inside My Mystery Box
Every Bed Nerdz Mystery Sex Toy Box includes 3 sex toys and 1 bedroom accessory. Inside my Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box I received:
- KAI Dual Stim Vaginal & Clitoral Vibrator (rabbit vibrator)
- MIKI G-Spot Vibrator
- SANDY Remote Control Bullet Vibrator
- Sex Dice
- User manual for each toy
- Charging wire for each toy
- 3x sachets of Bed Nerdz water-based lube
- A branded satin drawstring storage pouch
- Company information card
Enjoying The Products
I’ve really enjoyed discovering all the features of the products in the Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box. Below I’ll share a summary of each toy, from my personal perspective.
KAI Rabbit Vibrator
A lovely rabbit vibrator, apart from the fact that the clitoral stimulating node wasn’t in the right place for my clitoris. The internally worn shaft vibrates powerfully, so I really enjoyed that element. But it was difficult to fully enjoy it as a rabbit or dual stim vibrator due to the particular position of the clitoral node. When I moved that part to cover my clitoris, the internal shaft was dislodged and became uncomfortable. If the clitoral part is in the right place for the user, I’m sure this would be a fantastic rabbit vibrator.
MIKI G-Spot Vibrator
Brilliant – loved this G-spot vibrator. It’s flexible enough to be moved during use to hit my spot accurately and pleasurably, while the powerful vibrations thrill me internally and that angle delivers the vibrations to my G-spot. The slender part of the vibe means I envelop the bulbous tip fully then my entrance closes tight and comfortably around this narrow part. It’s easy to operate and has loads of vibrating functions – teaming this with the bullet vibrator to my clit has brought me to a fantastic orgasm countless times.
SANDY Bullet Vibrator
Now this one is my favourite. I absolutely love a powerful bullet vibrator, and SANDY has the added bonus of a wireless remote control. It’s brilliant that this bullet vibe can be operated by either the button on the vibrator itself, or by the remote. It’s firm and I get the full force of those gorgeous vibrations to my clitoris during use, while the small size means it’s easy to hold and use. Popping everything in the storage bag between uses ensures I don’t lose the remote control.
Sex Dice
These sex dice are heavier weight than a typical set, being made of metal, and therefore feel more luxurious which is in keeping with the high-end feel of the entire La La Land sex toy gift box. One die has a variety of sexy actions, while the other has various part of the body to perform that action on. My husband and I found it best to roll the dice on the bed, as the weight and metal material can make quite a noise if you roll them on a bedside table or other hard surface. The wording on the dice is in sunset coral colour, in keeping with the Bed Nerdz branding, while the dice themselves are classy gunmetal grey.
Some of the actions randomly turned up on a roll can be amusing rather than sexy, such as ‘massage mouth’ or ‘suck ass’, but luckily we like a good giggle even in the bedroom!
The Lube
Inside the Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box I received 3 sachets of Bed Nerdz lube, which was a welcome inclusion as it meant I was ready to go with the sex toys (once they were charged up and given a quick rinse before use).
The Bed Nerdz lube provided is water-based, and you get 5ml in each sachet. Tear or snip a corner off to dispense. This lubricant is compatible with all sex toys and condoms. The ingredients are as follows:
Aqua, glycerin, propylene glycol, hydroxyethyl cellulose, methyl hydroxybenzoate, citric acid.
Enjoy these gifs I made of the Bed Nerdz lube
Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box Video
I have put together a video showcasing the Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box, from the outer packaging and unboxing, through to each product being charged up, how to operate and some of their vibrating settings:
Summary
The Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box combines erotic intrigue, modern sex toy technology, high quality features as well as sophisticated branding and packaging resulting in a pleasure products set which is bound to have wide appeal. By answering the multiple-choice questions on the product page, the team will put together a sex toy gift set which hopes to provide the perfect tantalising trio for personalised sexual bliss.
There is such a high element of personal preference and individual anatomy when it comes to sex toys. I feel that Bed Nerdz have created a product which is the closest thing to a ‘mystery sex toy box’ solution, that actually gives customers products they will enjoy, as possible. I have seen many sex toy subscription box services in the adult industry start up but ultimately close down due to the seemingly impossible balance between value for money, retaining that element of surprise but also providing products the customer will enjoy. By finding out a little more about you before you purchase this mystery sex toy gift box, the Bed Nerdz team are well positioned to choose the best products to include for you, from their sleek and sophisticated range.
If you don’t want to leave the sex toy choices down to the team, even if you answer some questions first, you have the option of purchasing one of their other sex toy gift boxes where you know the products included before you buy. In the Golden State Gift Boxes collection, as well as this La La Land mystery box, you can purchase the Sunset Strip Sex Toy Gift Box (best if you have a vulva) or the Rodeo Drive Sex Toy Gift Box (for those with a penis, or hetero couples).
Bed Nerdz offer their luxurious and effective sex toys individually, too. This carefully curated range of sex toys includes products for vaginal, clitoral, penis, prostate and anal stimulation. As well as sex toys, Bed Nerdz offer their sex dice, a massage candle and a gift card for those who want to gift the excitement of sex toy shopping to their loved one.
I’m incredibly impressed with Bed Nerdz’ ethos, their easy to navigate website, their high quality and effective sex toys as well as their ingenious and fun sex toy gift box options.
Valentine’s Special Offer Discount
As a bonus, between the 1st and 20th of February 2025, you can benefit from a 30% discount on all products at bednerdz.com. This Valentine’s special offer discount is automatically applied at checkout. Click through below to start shopping!
General Info & Specs
The Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box is a bespoke collection of 3 vibrating pleasure products and one accessory, chosen by the team as a surprise upon purchase, based on your answers to the questions on the product page to ensure they suit your anatomy and sexual stimulation preferences.
If you would rather know exactly what you’re getting before your Bed Nerdz sex toy gift box arrives, you can purchase one of the other gift boxes available in the Golden State Collection or buy sex toys and bedroom accessories individually from the Bed Nerdz range.
The sex toy gift boxes by Bed Nerdz are priced between £124.99 and £149.99. The FAQ indicates that all products can be shipped worldwide, and packaging is discreet and protective of the contents.
Packaging & Unboxing
My Bed Nerdz La La Land Mystery Sex Toy Gift Box arrived in discreet outer packaging, and inside the plain outer box for the post I discovered my Bed Nerdz products. They are sleek and classy in mainly white with minimalist style ‘Bed Nerdz’ logo to the centre.
The La La Land box is sealed for hygiene reassurance with a branded label, and the back of the box gives an overview of this mystery box product without any specific details about the toys you’ll soon discover within. The toys inside depend on your answers to the questionnaire on the product page, don’t forget!
I was happy to see and feel braille communication along the top edge of the box, too.
In The Box
As stated earlier in this review, inside the box I found:
- KAI Dual Stim Vaginal & Clitoral Vibrator
- MIKI G-Spot Vibrator
- SANDY Remote Control Bullet Vibrator
- Sex Dice
- User manual for each toy
- Charging wire for each toy
- 3x sachets of Bed Nerdz water-based lube
- A branded satin drawstring storage pouch
- Company information card
Size & Measurements
I’ll provide my measurements for each of the included sex toys in turn.
KAI Dual Stim Vaginal & Clitoral Vibrator
- Overall length: 9 inches
- Maximum insertable: 5 inches
- Maximum circumference (tip): 4.6 inches
MIKI G-Spot Vibrator
- Overall length: 7.5 inches
- Maximum insertable: 5 inches
- Maximum circumference (tip): 4.25 inches
SANDY Remote Control Bullet Vibrator
- Length: 3.25 inches
- Circumference: 2.5 inches
User Guides
Here are the user manuals for the sex toys:
KAI Dual Stim Vaginal & Clitoral Vibrator
MIKI G-Spot Vibrator
SANDY Remote Control Bullet Vibrator
How to Charge Up
Each sex toy in the La La Land mystery sex toy gift box comes with its own jackpin/USB charging lead. This makes charging up before use simple and easy.
KAI Dual Stim Vaginal & Clitoral Vibrator
A full charge takes up to 2 hours and provides 60+ minutes of playtime.
MIKI G-Spot Vibrator
A full charge takes up to 2 hours and provides up to 2 hours of playtime.
SANDY Remote Control Bullet Vibrator
A full charge takes up to 2 hours and provides up to 60 minutes of playtime.
Charging Tips: You can plug the lead into any USB port. I like to use the USB port on the side of my laptop or the multi-USB to mains plug at the side of my bed. These are extremely useful, and I strongly recommend everyone has at least one. You can buy them cheaply from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk.
I’d advise additionally labelling the charging lead in some way immediately upon unpackaging the product. This means you can easily identify this particular sex toy lead if it gets tossed into your bedside drawer or box of charging leads.
I use my trusty DYMO labeller which is available from Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk for all my sex toy charging leads – and it has plenty of other uses around the house, too.
Operation & Controls
There are buttons on each sex toy in the box with which you can operate the vibrator; in addition, the bullet vibrator can be operated via the included wireless remote control.
KAI Dual Stim Vaginal & Clitoral Vibrator
Press and hold the bottom button and the rabbit vibrator buzzes briefly into standby mode. The middle (zigzag) button can then be used to control the vibrations through the internally worn shaft, while the top button (C shape) controls the pulsing air stimulation through the clitoral node.
MIKI G-Spot Vibrator
Press and hold the top button to switch the G-spot vibrator on. It begins on the lowest constant speed. Briefly press the bottom button to discover the other vibrating settings, which include another two constant vibrations (medium and high) as well as 7 patterns and pulses to explore.
SANDY Remote Control Bullet Vibrator
Press and hold the power button on the bullet vibrator and it will briefly buzz into standby mode. From here you can either keep pressing the button on the vibrator to operate it that way, or use the wireless remote control.
Using the button on the vibrator itself, you can access low, medium and high constant vibration as well as 7 patterns and pulses.
If you want to use the remote: press and hold the power button on the toy to put it into standby mode, then press the (II) button on the remote. This will start the bullet vibrator on the lowest constant vibration. Use the zigzag button on the remote to discover the rest of the constant speeds and 7 patterns & pulses. Switch the toy off at any time using the (II) button again. Note that this will return the bullet vibrator to standby mode; you need to press and hold the power button on the toy itself to switch it off fully.
Buy Yours
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Valentine’s Special Offer:
Get 30% off all Bed Nerdz products between February 1st – 20th 2025.
Discount automatically applied at checkout.
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