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System JO Premium Silicone Lube Review

9 out of 10
I have two things to admit before I start this System JO Premium Silicone Lube review.

DONA Flirty Blushing Berry Linen Spray Review

6 out of 10
I should have completed this DONA Flirty Blushing Berry Linen Spray review weeks ago... I tried. I swear. It was however impossible to complete this review with a stuffed nose and a bad cold. Now that I am back to my sexy(-ier) self, I present to you: the DONA Aphrodisiac and Pheromone infused linen spray!

System JO H2O Flavoured Water Based Lubricant Review (Various Flavours)

9 out of 10
Price:
£5.95
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
I received three sachets of the System JO H2O Flavoured Water Based Lubricant (in three different flavours) to test and review. They are all 3ml sachets with basically the same design on the front, just different colours and a different photo of whatever the flavour is. Clearly this is water-based lube, since it has "H2O" in massive letters on the front.

System JO Strawberry Oral Delight Arousal Gel Review

3 out of 10
I have never tried any type of oral gel before, however, I was game for my first time when offered the opportunity to road-test this System JO Strawberry Oral Delight Arousal Gel.

System JO Clitoris Stimulating Gel Wild Review

1 out of 10
Price:
£12.95
A red and black box entered my life, looking very professional and, I must admit, quite impressive. The System JO Clitoris Stimulating Gel (Wild) was clear, unscented and slightly oily. I thought I was off to a good start! No unpleasant smell to put me off, no strange colour that would make me question the ingredients, it seemed like a good start.

Doxy Massager Vs Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand Comparison Review

9 out of 10
The head is glorious. It's free from ridges and has a smooth, padded texture. The high-quality finish is also a breeze to clean and maintain. There are a variety of wand attachments that will fit onto it - just like with Lovehoney's design. The cord is also incredibly generous, so you should get a good reach from the nearest plug point to the middle of the bed without needing an extension cord. The sensations it produces are nothing short of amazing.

System JO Coconut Oil Hybrid Lube Review

9 out of 10
The System JO Coconut Oil lube is a thing of wonder, for so many reasons. Firstly, I wonder what the instructions and warning say on the side of the bottle; the font is so incredibly tiny I am completely unable to read it, and am now waiting for an appointment with my optometrist.

DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil Review: Chocolate Mousse

6 out of 10
The DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse scent, Aphrodisiac and Pheromone Infused) proves too much of a good thing can actually be a bad thing. When I first saw The DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil, my first thought was ‘ A bottle that small wont last long!’ To be fair it is a small bottle but boy was I wrong!

System JO Sex Toy Cleaner Review

9 out of 10
I was delighted to be given the opportunity to test out and review the System JO Sex Toy Cleaner. It comes as a 50.3ml pump dispenser bottle which would make it perfect for taking on travels but I have discovered that it tends to leak unfortunately. The blue and white packaging of the bottle is very unassuming, other than for the red writing 'toy cleaner' on the bottle you wouldn't really know what this was.

System JO Coconut Oil Hybrid Lube Review

4 out of 10
Cara Sutra chose me to review the silicone-free System JO Coconut Oil Hybrid Lube. I was interested in it due to its ingredients. It claims to be a fusion of water and coconut oil. I haven't tried coconut oil as a lubricant but I've heard lots about it, so naturally I was curious.

System JO For Men Pro Longer Desensitising Spray Review

9 out of 10
I was honoured to be selected to review System JO For Men Pro Longer Desensitising Spray, and even more so as this is my very first review :)

System JO Hybrid Lubricant Review

8 out of 10
Overall the System JO Hybrid Lubricant is a nice, almost gel like lubricant which covers well and lasts a good length of time, I did not have to reapply during any of my sessions despite only using a small amount. As a bonus, the handy and compact 30ml sized bottle means it could slip easily into an overnight bag for fun on the move.

Durex Sexlection Gift Box: Sexy Selection Box Reviews

8 out of 10
The brand is best known for their ever-reliable condoms, various types of sexual lubricants as well as introductory sex toys. The launch of the Durex Sexlection Gift Box is an exciting entry for Valentine's Gifts and Christmas Gifts for couples. I hope to publish more sexy selection box reviews here at the Cara Sutra sex blog shortly.

DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil Review: Chocolate Mousse

7 out of 10
This DONA by JO Kissable Massage Oil (Chocolate Mousse flavour) drew my interest because it was labelled as a pheromone and aphrodisiac oil, and I was very intrigued by the thought of a massage oil that might turn me on. I’ve always ‘suffered’ the age old dilemma after a lovely long massage, of either falling into a satisfied slumber or rolling over and giving my OH the ride of his life. My hope for this massage oil was to help tip the stalemate between sleep and sex in favour of the latter.

System JO For Women Kiss Buzz Vibrating Lip Gloss Review

6 out of 10
System JO is a brand better known for its wide array of lubricants, gels and oils, but here they have expanded their repertoire and added this very intriguingly-named lip gloss into the mix. System JO For Women Kiss Buzz Vibrating Lip Gloss. When you go onto their website, there is not much of a description supplied for this particular product, so I didn't know entirely what to expect.

System JO For Women Agapé Water Based Lube Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£5.95
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
The System JO For Women Agapé Water Based Lube mimics my natural wetness and is a pleasure to wank with. It doesn’t go tacky, a little goes a long way and it leaves no residue afterwards either. It kinda comes out slightly gel like and melts.

System JO H2O Black Licorice Flavoured Lube Review

5 out of 10
Price:
£10.50
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
As soon as I opened it (you have to unscrew it for first use so you can remove the hygiene seal) the scent hit me, and it was not the scent I was expecting. This smelt really intensely of aniseed, and I was strongly reminded of when I was employed as bar staff in a working men’s club and all the little old dears drank Pernod.

System JO H2O Red Licorice Flavoured Lube Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£10.50
Brand:
System JO
Materials:
Water
When I opened the bottle the faint strawberry scent reminded me of something but I just couldn’t put my finger on it. The taste was quite sweet but had a weird slightly aniseed aftertaste that made it taste kind of medicinal. I’m not sure I’d buy it again but I didn’t dislike it. One for quick blow jobs rather than lingering ones I think.

System JO Oral Delight Arousal Gel Peppermint Review

1 out of 10
In the end - five hours later - she was still sore and uncomfortable, we tried more traditional sexual activity and succeeded, but still with tenderness and a little too much discomfort to be fully pleasurable and now more than 12 hours later she is still in a bit of discomfort.

Lovehoney Long Sleeve Fishnet Crotchless Bodystocking Review

4 out of 10
Everyone knows how much I love bodystockings and lingerie. For me, few things make me happier (outside of the family) than putting on my makeup, doing my hair and dressing up in something sexy. Sexy lingerie reminds me that I am a woman, instead of Mum, Wife, Worker or friend. In short, it makes me feel good.