Dildo Reviews

Dildo reviews based on real hands on testing, honest feedback, and how products perform in real use.

Welcome to my Dildo Reviews hub. This is where I publish detailed, independent reviews of dildos across many shapes, sizes, materials and design styles. Every review is based on direct experience, with real use insights, real photos, clear pros and cons, and realistic expectations so you can understand what a product is actually like beyond marketing claims.

This category sits within my wider Sex Toy Reviews hub, where you can explore all stimulation types and product categories.

I have been reviewing sex toys for over 17 years, testing a wide range of brands, materials and construction styles such as silicone, glass, metal and other body-safe options. Reviews are based on structured real use evaluation, not quick impressions, so you can compare products with realistic expectations.

Find out more about safe toy materials, porosity, phthalates and compatible lubes in my Sex Toy Materials Guide.

If you already know what type of dildo you want, use the quick links to jump to the right section. If you are browsing, scroll down to read the latest reviews first, then compare products across size, material, firmness and intended use.

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If you are new to dildos, begin by exploring the review list below to see how different sizes, shapes and materials feel in real use. If you are comparing specific models, open several reviews and look at differences in firmness, texture, weight, usability and build quality.

Types of Dildos You Will Find Reviewed

This category focuses specifically on non-vibrating insertable toys with realistic and fantasy designs across many styles, including:

  • Realistic dildos designed to mimic anatomical shape and texture
  • Non-realistic and artistic designs with unique forms
  • Double ended dildos for shared or versatile use
  • Strap on compatible dildos for harness play
  • Fantasy and novelty designs
  • Material specific designs including silicone, glass, metal and more

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How My Reviews Work

I review dildos through real use and structured evaluation, not quick impressions. Reviews include practical notes on size, firmness, texture, usability, weight, cleaning and overall experience. Many reviews also include real photos and non explicit product videos so you can see the item clearly before deciding.

Reviews are based on direct testing rather than manufacturer descriptions, and I update reviews where products change, are replaced, or are discontinued.

How To Browse This Hub

Use the sort menu to view the newest reviews first, then explore different dildo styles to compare designs, materials and performance. If you are researching before buying, pay attention to patterns across reviews such as comfort, durability, realism and ease of cleaning.

Before You Buy

If you want guidance on choosing or using dildos, explore my educational guides for safety, materials and finding the right size and style for your body.

Scroll down to explore the latest dildo reviews in this category.

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Sweet Smile Juicy Lilac Silicone Hollow Vibrating Strap On Review | Pleasure Panel

7 out of 10
Price:
£49.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Silicone
We have enjoyed using quite a few strap-on toys recently but the Sweet Smile Juicy Lilac Silicone Hollow Vibrating Strap On is the first hollow vibrating strap-on we have tested so we were definitely excited.

Sweet Smile Horny Pink Silicone Hollow Strap On Review | Pleasure Panel

4 out of 10
Price:
£34.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
Plastic, Silicone
Pleasure Panel Review: Sweet Smile Horny Pink Silicone Hollow Strap On from Bondara

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 7 Inch Thin Dildo Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£17.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was very pleased when I found out that the lovely Cara was looking for someone to review another Vac-u-lock dildo from the Doc Johnson range, and it was supplied by one of my favourite UK companies Bondara.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

6 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
I was delighted to have the opportunity to review the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 6 Inch Raging Hard On Dildo for Cara for two reasons, firstly she was having trouble finding someone to review this Vac-u-lock dildo and secondly as it meant that I would be able to review it for her not just as an attachment for a Strap On but as a dildo on one of my many fucking machines.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Classic Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

6 out of 10
Price:
£12.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
PVC
“Classic” says it all. If it wasn’t for the Vac-U-Lock feature I would swear this was a dildo from the mid 1980s rather than something you’d find in a modern toy collection.

Fun Factory Bück Dich Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£74.99
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
It was the dildo portion of this toy that initially drew me to it. It is very similar if not identical to the Fun Factory Stronic Drei and its texture and curve are what really tempted me. My partner and I don't usually partake in spanking as part of our play so we were excited to try something different. This would be my first time owning a spanking paddle that is made of silicone rather than the usual paddle materials of wood or leather.

Lovehoney Ribbed G-Spot Sensual Glass Dildo Review | Pleasure Panel

8 out of 10
Price:
£24.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Glass
I am the proud owner of three gorgeous glass dildos, with this one, the Lovehoney Ribbed G-Spot Sensual Glass Dildo, being my first.
Aneros Evi Review

Aneros Evi Review

6 out of 10
Price:
£42.00
Brand:
Aneros
Shop:
Aneros
Materials:
Silicone
The Aneros Evi is a product type I’ve never seen before, a Kegel exerciser with clitoral stimulation, so when I was offered the opportunity to test this for the Pleasure Panel, I jumped at it.

Cal Ex Accommodator Dual Penetrator Review | Pleasure Panel

3 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Shop:
Bondara
Materials:
TPR
By FozzBear: I was sent the Cal Ex Accommodator Dual Penetrator (available from Bondara) by Cara Sutra to test and review on behalf of her Pleasure Panel.

MEO Big Johnny Steel Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£88.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Metal
After a little teasing (the Big Johnny certainly lives up to his name, so I wanted to be prepared), I handed Big Johnny over to my hubby - who immediately wished he'd worn gloves, the steel despite being held in our hands, was still on the cold side. Lying on my back we started with the smaller bulb, hubby slowly moved the MEO Big Johnny Steel Dildo over my vulva and clit, the coldness made me jolt and my skin immediately covered with goosebumps sending tingles shooting through my body. The weight pressing down on my clit was also an enjoyable sensation.

MEO Little Johnny Steel Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£62.00
Brand:
MEO
Shop:
MEO.de
Materials:
Metal
I swapped the dildo around so the larger head was putting pressure on my G-spot. I turned over so I was lying flat on my stomach, and this is where all the steel really came into its element! Because it’s so heavy it puts a lot of pressure onto the front wall of my vagina, just being in this position was doing most of the work to bring me to orgasm. That large bulbous head easily found the right spot and it didn’t take me long to have a massive G-spot orgasm, no clitoral stimulation required. That in itself is a pretty impressive feat for me.

Carrot Dildo Review: Testing the SelfDelve Carrot Toy

7 out of 10
Price:
£55.00
Brand:
SelfDelve
Materials:
Silicone
What's up, Doc? This SelfDelve Carrot Dildo, mostly. What a basket of fun these veggie dildos are. SelfDelve manufacture silicone fruit and veg sex toys which can be found for sale at online sex shops. This large silicone Carrot sex toy was sent to me free of charge, in exchange for this fair and honest review, along with a couple of other products from the collection: the Corn on the Cob Dildo and the Aubergine Dildo.

Eggplant Dildo Review: Testing the SelfDelve Aubergine Toy

9 out of 10
Price:
£55.00
Brand:
SelfDelve
Materials:
Silicone
Hot on the heels of my recent review of the large silicone sweetcorn dildo from SelfDelve comes my SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo review. The SelfDelve fruit and veg sex toys tickle me so much - such a refreshing change to all the pink phallic dildos and purple sparkly rabbit vibrators out there.

Corn on the Cob Dildo Review: Testing the SelfDelve Corn Toy

8 out of 10
Price:
£55.00
Brand:
SelfDelve
Materials:
Silicone
We've all heard the stories of cucumbers and carrots used for self stimulation purposes [innocent face], now you can take a body-safe trip down masturbation-memory lane. I chose the SelfDelve Corn on the Cob Dildo (a large silicone sweetcorn dildo) and couldn't wait to give the bumpy looking sex toy a try. Get ready for the corniest sex toy review ever.

NS Novelties Colours Pride Edition 8 Inch Dildo Review

8 out of 10
The NS Novelties Colours Pride Edition 8 Inch Dildo is one of those toys that makes you smile because of its colourful appearance. It has a fair girth for those boys who are able to take an average length cock.

Fun Factory Share XL Silicone Strapless Strap-on Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£57.99
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
The Fun Factory Share XL Silicone Strapless Strap-on is designed to be worn via the bulb end by us girls and then we can either penetrate our female or male partners using the phallic end. We can choose to penetrate vaginally, anally or even orally if we're feeling particularly kinky.

Fun Factory Share Silicone Strapless Strap-on Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£47.99
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
This time we were both sitting face to face with my legs behind his back and his behind mine, this ensured that the Share could not slip out of me as I was effectively sitting on it, with our arms wrapped round each other we benefited from the close face to face contact and slowly wiggled and rocked our way to mutual orgasm.

Fun Factory Tiger Dildo in Black Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£34.99
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
I really wanted to test this quickly, I enjoy dildos far more than vibrators and the dimensions of the Fun Factory Tiger Dildo interested me. As with any silicone dildo I use a little bit of a water based lube to prevent any drag on the skin.

Tantus Flurry O2 Dildo Review (Ice Blue)

10 out of 10
Price:
£58.00
Brand:
Tantus
Materials:
Silicone
I received the Tantus Flurry O2 Dildo as part of a box of sex toys to test and review directly from Tantus. You can buy this dildo here from their site for $76.42 at the time of writing – I have it in Ice (blue) but it’s also available in Candy (pink) and Twilight (looks to be a purpley-grey colour)

Tantus Duchess O2 Vibrating Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£80.00
Brand:
Tantus
Materials:
Silicone
The Tantus Duchess O2 Vibrating Dildo (available here from Tantus.com) is a beautiful, silicone sex toy with a sweet twist. It has a removable bullet vibrator which makes this a very versatile toy for a bedroom collection, as it can be used as a vibrator or as a dildo.