Penis Masturbator Reviews

Our penis masturbator reviews will help you discover the right penis stimulating toy for you. There are vibrating masturbators, noduled strokers, cup style toys, disposable egg styles, stimulating canal cylinders and plenty of other types of sex toy specifically designed to stimulate your penis to the height of sexual pleasure.

The team and I cover what are arguably the best-known brands of penis masturbator: TENGA and Fleshlight. Both of these giants in the world of penis stim sex toys offer true investments in penis-based pleasure, with a large family of Fleslights to choose from and, of course, the TENGA Flip Hole designs. Fleshlight have vibrating and non-vibrating strokers which come in clear, pink or flesh tones. There are even porn star ‘clones’ to have plenty of fun with. TENGA offer disposable penis masturbators as well as their reusable Flip Holes, from the onacups down to the cute and versatile TENGA Eggs.

There are other brilliant brands of penis sex toy available as well, as our penis masturbator reviews reveal. Enjoy learning about the likes of Satisfyer, Fun Factory, SVAKOM and Loving Joy –as well as the genuinely breathtaking ‘guybrators’ from refreshingly inclusive Hot Octopuss.

Effective penis masturbators don’t have to cost the earth. Budget-friendly styles are available from brands such as Oxballs, Topco, Cal Exotics, Shots Toys, Pipedream, Doc Johnson, ZOLO and Linx. Lovehoney have a selection of penis masturbators available at varying price levels in their sexy cyber aisles.

To add a tantalising tingle of orgasmic pleasure, take a look at the Electrastim and other e-stim penis masturbator toys. You might just discover your new favourite way to climax, thanks to the honest feedback about these toys in our penis masturbator reviews.

TENGA Flip Hole Zero Penis Masturbator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£79.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
We did experiment and play with the TENGA Zero Flip Hole in a number of ways and the Mr seemed to seriously love everything we tried. Sandwiched between my thighs, think human toy mount, we were able to enjoy a very intimate session without penetration. This isn't something we have a particular need to do but it does add to the versatility of the TENGA. I was able to control the pressure on his cock with my thighs while we both had our hands free which was a fantastic bonus.
Original Pink Lady Vagina Fleshlight Review

Original Pink Lady Vagina Fleshlight Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£52.99
Materials:
TPE
Once they got the basics right, they have added variety. I tried the Original Pink Lady Vagina Fleshlight model. Want more tightness? Then there is the Super Tight. Want ribbing or nubs rather than smooth? You’re more than catered for. Don’t like the vaginal moulding? There is mouth, ass and even butt cheeks. (An aside to Fleshlight here, I’d like a glory hole version with no external anatomy moulding please.) Want to channel your inner voyeur? Then go for the transparent Fleshlight Ice.

TENGA Egg Wavy Cool Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
He said the sensation, whilst not exactly the same as the real thing, was very close when he closed his eyes and was probably the closest thing he can imagine feeling. He didn't find it hindered his wanking in any way and became like a silicone extension of his own hand sliding over his cock.
Rocks Off Fuzion Rise Penis Masturbator Review

Rocks Off Fuzion Rise Penis Masturbator Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£79.99
Brand:
Rocks Off
Materials:
Silicone
Last month the lovely Cara Sutra asked us to review a chastity cage and this month a penis masturbator. There is a real pleasure-pain thing going on here… I love it and we were delighted to have the opportunity to test the Rocks Off Fuzion Rise Penis Masturbator.
TENGA Egg Twister Review

TENGA Egg Twister Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
Well after reviewing the Tenga Egg Silky it was on to the TENGA Egg Twister to see how it fared, as I was ‘Kermitted’ to do this sex toy justice with my review. In the light of #FrogSpawnGate the pressure was on to give a true and accurate assessment of its capabilities.
TENGA Egg Silky Masturbator Review

TENGA Egg Silky Masturbator Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
So importantly, how does the TENGA Egg Silky Masturbator feel? Well honestly, it is really nice – but I’ve always been a fan of the TENGA eggs. The stimulation is nowhere as intense as regular masturbators – so fans of Fleshlights and the like might be disappointed by the slightly more delicate feelings – however I love them, especially because they never get used solo – they always form part of OUR playtime.

TENGA Egg Silky Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
I like the TENGA Eggs, they are cheap, cheerful and make having a quick wank a lot more fun and less messy as well I guess....
Fleshlight Girls Tori Black Lotus Vagina Review

Fleshlight Girls Tori Black Lotus Vagina Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£48.95
Materials:
TPR
Now that I've tried the Fleshlight I'm not sure I'll ever go back to masturbating by hand. Having stimulation all the way up and around my penis was heavenly and the variation in sensations depending on how deep you've penetrated is amazing and really effective.

TENGA Egg Silky Penis Masturbator Review

0 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
At the core there was a plastic sheath which holds some lube and instructions for using the egg for its intended purpose. The core on this one looks different, it’s a spiral of thin lines that wind all around the inside. It looked less scary than the clicky interior but it didn’t fill my heart with joy or other parts with lust. I was merely relieved it didn’t look like frogspawn.

TENGA Egg Clicker Review

0 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
What I saw seemed to me to be an inside full of frogspawn and that was a deal breaker for me, at a young age I fell into a lake full of the stuff getting it up my nose, in my mouth, even in my ears and it was disgusting and horrid and vile and the sight of the stuff churns my stomach. Hence this toy getting a flying lesson and a swift filing under B for bin.
TENGA Egg Shiny Review

TENGA Egg Shiny Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£9.99
Brand:
TENGA
Materials:
TPE
There are literally dozens of different textures to choose from, each of them having a tell-tale name as to what you can expect, such as, Wavy, Twister, or Lover’s Heart to name but a few. We were given the opportunity to try out the TENGA Egg Shiny.

Fleshlight STU Masturbator Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£47.99
Materials:
TPR
I am happy to say I was very pleasantly surprised by the Fleshlight STU Masturbator. It is pretty fucking great. Unlike going au-natural you can really bring the pace down, and adjusting the suction using the end cap really makes a difference to the experience. You can keep the vacuum on full and control the movement with purposeful force or loosen the end and build up momentum. Its size works well too, having to use both hands means you can use your arms and hips to add an extra layer of control and, dare I say, realism to the experience.
Fleshlight GO Surge Pink Lady Vagina Review

Fleshlight GO Surge Pink Lady Vagina Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£40.00
Materials:
TPE
As with the Fleshlight GO Torque Ice, we set aside a few occasions to use the Pink Lady Vagina version. The Fleshlube was used to lubricate both him (quick handjob to get hard enough to penetrate it) and the masturbator (not fun going into them dry apparently) and he proceeded to thrust himself into the vaginal style opening. That was pretty hot. I missed seeing him through the material with this classic pink style instead of the ice version, but from the noises he was making I could tell he was enjoying himself.
Fleshlight GO Torque Ice Review

Fleshlight GO Torque Ice Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£40.00
Materials:
TPE
The Fleshlight GO Torque Ice Masturbator was a brilliant introduction to this new style of Fleshlight. We loved the see through aspect of the toy, so we could both enjoy watching his penis through the material, and the abstract style of twist opening added an exciting facet too. The internal canal was stimulating and the nodes in the opening section led to an even tighter part further down the sleeve, which he says felt like a secondary initial thrust each time and which added greatly to his pleasure.

Hot Octopuss Pulse 2 Duo Review

10 out of 10
I was interested in trying the latest addition to the Hot Octopuss family: the Hot Octopuss Pulse 2 Duo. The main draw of the Hot Octopuss Pulse sex toys is the unique way they stimulate; a patented pulse plate inside oscillates against the penis while the vibrations can optionally be enjoyed by a partner at the same time.
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Fleshlight Sex in a Can Succudry Vampire Masturbator Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£35.00
Materials:
TPE
After my recent reviews of other Fleshlight Freaks sex toys, it's time to come to perhaps the best known (or at least the most visual) of this rather Halloween themed range. Fleshlight sent me three products from their Freaks range, free of charge, in exchange for fair and honest reviews. Here's my review of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Succudry Vampire Masturbator!
Halloween Sex Toys To Make You Scream With Pleasure

Fleshlight Freaks DRAC Dracula Vampire Penis Masturbator Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£51.00
Materials:
Superskin
I don’t know whether girl vampires have batwing style labia (and to be honest I’m not too keen on finding out) but the DRAC masturbator certainly does. It’s such a fun design and as well as ideal as a saucy Halloween gift it would make a great all year round addition to a goth’s sex toy collection. Yes, goths have orgasms too (I have proof of this).
Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit STU Review

Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit STU Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£52.95
Materials:
TPR
The Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit STU is the Fleshlight of choice in our (rather impressive) collection of penis masturbators and watched him use it several times now and also getting to grips with the cleaning process afterwards I would definitely recommend this to anyone with a penis who wants a top of the range masturbator that gives intense pleasure.
Fleshlight Shower Mount Hands-Free Adaptor Review

Fleshlight Shower Mount Hands-Free Adaptor Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£19.95
Materials:
Plastic
If you’re looking for a way to easily use your Fleshlight masturbators in the bath or shower, then the Fleshlight Shower Mount Hands-Free Adaptor is the solution you’ve been looking for. Yes, not only can you enjoy the exquisite sensations only Fleshlight can provide in your place of ultimate privacy, but you can reach that orgasmic peak totally hands-free.

Review: Titus Jack M8 Clear / Ice Mouth Gay Male Masturbator

8 out of 10
Price:
£39.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
TPR
Along with a few other little sexy goodies, we recently received the Titus Jack M8 Clear Mouth Masturbator to review from Clonezone. This male masturbator along the same lines as the Fleshlight and Fleshjack products is presented in professional packaging, with the familiar torchlike canister over a soft feeling, shaped entrance sleeve. As this is a ‘clear’ masturbator from Titus’ Jack M8 range, the malleable and soft material looks almost like crystal, being completely translucent for a cool visual effect and something different to the usual flesh tones.