Archives
Bondara Clitorally Amazing Vibrating Clit Stimulator Review
Thanks to the finger loop at the end, it’s easy to hold, and holding the toy in this way doesn’t muffle any of the vibration delivered to the clitoris and surrounding area. It’s quite a sleek-looking toy in universally appealing black, with a flash of silver to the metallic panel on the side.
Twisted Beast Marchosias Dog Dildo Review
There’s an undeniable psychological element to the arousal I feel when I use it to fuck myself. The shape and theme evokes perverse furry fantasies, wanton wolfish lusts. I revel in imagining being fucked senseless in a mercilessly raw, primal, animalistic way. That I have been hunted as prey to be sexually devoured until mutual erotic appetites have been fully sated.
MANWAN Man.Wand EVO Vibrating Stimulator Review
This sex toy promises to deliver vibrating stimulation to the penis, at a speed comfortable and effective for the user. But this isn’t solely a penis stimulating toy. It can also be used as a traditional wand vibrator, providing vibration to the clitoris powerful enough to fully satisfy. You can see why I found this versatile vibrator intriguing!
Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo Review
Time to get a little fruity! My first sex toy review of 2025 is for the a-peeling Hankey’s Toys Realistic Banana Dildo. After enjoying this curved sensation all holiday season, I’m ready to reveal all the slippery ins and outs. Read on to find out if this fantastical design from Hankey’s Toys makes for a ripe ‘n rampant addition to your intimate fruit bowl!
Simba Hybrid 3-in-1 Duvet Review (King Size)
I’ve been lucky enough to test & review some flagship items from the Simba Mattress collection over the past year, including the Simba Ludlow King Size Bed and the Simba Hybrid Original Mattress. This month I’m sharing my thoughts on another exciting product from the range: the Simba Hybrid 3-in-1 Duvet (king size). Thanks Simba Sleep team!
Hankey’s Toys Mystical Unicorn Dildo Review
This joyful dildo design from the Hankey’s Toys collection has added whimsical merriment to my seasonal self-pleasure sessions. From the moment I unwrapped this delightful toy, I couldn’t wait to literally give myself the horn throughout the holiday season. Time to saddle up this sparkling steed, ride it hard into high fantasy and see what legendary orgasmic adventures await!
Funzze Honey Ducky 2 Sucking & Licking Vibrator Review
Honey Ducky 2 is so cheerfully bright and quackingly quirky, it’s difficult not to smile every time I set eyes on it. If you’re into playful sex toys and don’t need anything with maximum strength, the Honey Ducky 2 could find a happy little home with you.
Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo Review
This month I dove deep into the abyss of internal stimulation, as the Hankey’s Toys Kthulu Dildo unleashed a tidal wave of self-pleasure ecstasy. If you’re a fan of cosmic horror and crave a tentacled touch in your intimate depths, this dildo might just be the eldritch probe you’ve been craving. Time to ‘Kraken’ with my newest review...
Bondara 24 Day Naughty or Nice Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review
My Bondara 24-Day Naughty or Nice Sex Toy Advent Calendar review has a spoiler-free section up top (as much as possible when a lot of the official imagery and the product page shows the contents) as well as a full reveal section including plenty of photos & videos too. Read on for all the sexy advent details!
Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo Review
If you’re looking for a fantasy horse cock which is customisable in terms of size, firmness and colours, as well as a veiny flesh design and highest quality silicone, the Nothosaur Toys Hunter Jack Horse Dildo is my hot tip to round up the wildest orgasms in town.
Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo Review
A few weeks of ‘deep dive’ exploration with a new Hankey’s Toys sex toy is always fun. This month I’m sharing my thoughts on and experiences with a brand-new fantasy dildo from mrhankeystoys.com. The Hankey’s Toys Erotixxx Toys Sea Monster Dildo is an alternative sex toy lover’s dream come true, with its alluring knobbly texture and probing tentacle-like body.
Plume & Lash Ostrich Feather Tickler Gold Chain Flogger Review
Affordable, beautiful, well-made and effective, the Bondara Luxe Ostrich Feather Tickler & Gold Chain Flogger has much to recommend it. This dual sensory play toy would also make the perfect romantic Christmas gift for sexually adventurous couples.
AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump Review
The friendly team over at AcmeJoy offered one of their high-tech penis masturbators for us to try out then review, and it’s been quite the adventure. Read on to discover our thoughts on the AcmeJoy Heaven Penis Masturbator & Suction Penis Pump!
Simba Ludlow Bed Frame Review (King Size, Ottoman Storage, Midnight Blue, Plush Velvet)
This month I’m sharing my thoughts on and experiences of the Simba Ludlow Bed Frame, which I opted for in king size, with ottoman storage, in Midnight Blue colour with Plush Velvet fabric. Yes, Simba don’t just sell top quality mattresses, they also offer a range of bed frames, plus bed accessories such as bedding, pillows and duvets.
Bondara Hex Triple Black Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Review
As a rechargeable, cordless and waterproof full size wand vibrator with 10 settings to discover and priced at less than £60, the Bondara Hex Triple Black Rechargeable Wand Vibrator is a toy to seriously consider purchasing if you want an affordable ‘next level’ clit stim sex toy in comparison to weak wands, standard rabbit vibrators or bullet vibes.
Lovense Gravity Bluetooth Thrusting Vibrator Review
Turning the vibrator on, I feel my arousal build just from the initial gentle vibration of my labia. Switching up the vibration to the highest constant mode, I also feel for the thrusting button and feel a rush of anticipatory excitement. I know this self-pleasure session is going to be glorious, ending with a memorable, supremely powerful orgasm.
Hankey’s Toys Minotaur Dildo Review
Here is an unapologetically huge sex toy which favours a defiant, snorting & stamped-hoof challenge over coquettish seduction. Would I survive a toy testing tango with this passionate creature unscathed? Bravely, wielding naught but a bottle of lube, I entered the ring…
Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo Review
It’s quite fun brandishing your weapon of choice, heading out on a board game adventure with friends, finding treasure & trouble in equal measure – think Lord of the Rings setting, with cards, dice, snacks and laughter. So, when the Nothosaur Toys team offered their newest sex toy to review, the Nothosaur Toys Rockman Fantasy Dwarf Dildo, I leapt at the chance.
Bondara Get Pumped Vibrating Nipple Suckers Review
The idea of nipple suction plus vibration was incredibly alluring, instead of standard nipple clamps which are non-motorised and rely on spring or screw pressure to deliver intense stimulation to this sensitive part of the body. Eventually deciding on the Bondara Get Pumped Vibrating Nipple Suckers, I eagerly awaited their arrival so I could test them out.
Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo Review
Did you know that seahorses are the only fish species that can hold your hand? I certainly needed someone to hold my hand as I tried out this month’s review toy from the kinky collection at Hankey’s Toys. My Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo puts the “AAAAAR!” into ‘Large’...
