Loving Joy Realistic Vagina And Ass Masturbator Review
By KurosakiKun
The majority of the sex toys I have used over the past few years have been plain ol’ strokers that all in all might look different, be different shapes and sizes, but are all textured tunnels and pretty similar. Along comes the Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator from Loving Joy with a bit of a twist to the usual, not just one textured tunnel of love but TWO! Spoilt for choice with a vaginal opening and what looks like a smaller, tighter anal orifice.
Packaging
Shipped in what now seems like familiar packaging for Loving Joy, iconic blue and white box which smartly illustrates the features of the Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator alongside a photo of the product and some super corny blurb (which I love on sex toys) on the rear. My favourite line on the product being; “Before you blow your load, this stroker will blow your mind!” That is perfection.
Amongst the features of the product, Loving Joy boast that it is made of real feel material, has two pleasure tunnels, an insertable length of 4.25 inches and has two unique textured canals (which is just the second point recycled).
Inside the box, the Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator is wrapped up in a soft plastic baggie with a tied top and a smattering of powder to keep the material fresh on arrival. It doesn’t make a huge difference to a lot of people, but after opening it the first time, the material doesn’t give off a horrible odour, some strokers I have opened have stunk and left my skin smelling the same after use. Fortunately, this stroker just smells quite neutral and of the packaging powder they use, a good start for nasal cavities everywhere.
Material and Measurements
The Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator is labelled on the packaging as being made from TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomers), which is the most used material in “flesh like” sex toys. The material is a mix of rubber and plastic, which makes it soft and squishy. TPE is porous which means it will need to be thoroughly cleaned before and after use and kept separate from other sex toys. As for lubrication to use on TPE, you should stick to a good quality water based lubricant as oil or silicone based lubricants can cause the material to deteriorate.
The Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator has an overall measurement of 5 inches. On the packaging, the internal length is 4.25 inches which I think is correct for the vaginal opening; the anal opening however has around another half an inch of insertable length at about 4.75 inches.
Performance
The Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator is used the same way as any stroker, get it lubed up and get inside of it. I found that both of the openings to the masturbator were tight to start with (especially the anal opening) but once you were in the tunnels were more than accommodating. Don’t for one minute think that the designers just put two different holes onto the same textured tunnels! Both have distinctly different textures; the vaginal opening has more bumps, lumps and is tighter than the other.
The anal tunnel on the other hand is more uniform, there isn’t many random lumps and bumps and feels more ridge like, it seems like a conscious decision to make the experience as lifelike as possible has been taken. Unfortunately, the 4.25 – 4.75 inches of insertable length is just a bit too short, you can go “balls deep” into the tunnels but it feels like you might rip something in the process.
Also, the Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator is a closed ended masturbator, so be prepared for a loud smacking sound every stroke you take with it. The benefit of closed ended tunnels of love is that on the out stroke the material will ‘suck’ your insertion all the way out as a vacuum effect comes into play. This is particularly effective with the anal opening as it almost snaps shut as you pull out, a marvellous sight indeed.
Obviously, as with the anatomy of one who has a vagina, it’s on top with the anal opening below (if they are on their back!) because of this, when you use the top hole, you have a lot of cushion between yourself and your hand. When you swap holes, it’s an entirely new sensation as in the anal orifice; you can feel more of your penis in your hand so can add more pressure.
Orgasms with the Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator are great, the amount of sensations they bundle into the tunnels is a triumph and it really is a lovely soft material that is very comfortable around your penis.
Clean up as always is easy enough, obviously with a closed end masturbator, if you ejaculate inside you will need to clean every nook and cranny thoroughly (as it should be anyway). Leave to drip dry and store separately!
Conclusion
Another great sex toy from Loving Joy and another great addition to the collection. An 8 out of 10 for the Loving Joy Realistic Vagina and Ass Masturbator. My only improvement would be to add a suction control hole to one of the tunnels for even more sensations!
8/10
– KurosakiKun
Where To Buy
Thanks to KurosakiKun for this review of the Loving Joy Realistic Vagina And Ass Masturbator.
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