SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo Review
Hot on the heels of my recent review of the large silicone sweetcorn dildo from SelfDelve comes my SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo review. The SelfDelve fruit and veg sex toys tickle me so much – such a refreshing change to all the pink phallic dildos and purple sparkly rabbit vibrators out there.
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The Aubergine Dildo is actually the first sex toy I requested from the SelfDelve sex toys collection.
Three reasons for choosing the SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo: it reminds me of the aubergine emoji which is often used to represent a cock on social media statuses, it looked nice and girthy, and… well, I mean look at it. It just looks so fun! Sure, it’s another purple sex toy, but there’s no way this dildo could be classed as run of the mill.
Packaging & First Impressions
I was pleasantly surprised when I opened the discreetly wrapped parcel to find not only the SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo but also the SelfDelve Carrot Dildo. You can read about that by following the link to all my SelfDelve sex toy reviews.
The veggie dildos were individually stored in their own satin lined and outer patterned fabric storage bags. Being brutally honest with you: these storage bags do the veggie dildos absolutely no favours at all. Sure, they keep the sex toys away from each other and protected in their own little bag, but that’s the end of the advantages for me. The pink and gold colour really doesn’t go with the branding of the veggie dildos and the material reminded me of curtains you’d find in a nursing home or on your 85yo grandma’s bedspread.
Taking a look at the sex toys themselves: what an immediate difference between the two, and I don’t mean the obvious. The SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo is definitely weighty and girthy, and the Carrot Dildo is slim and lighter.
Material
The SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo is made with the same supple and flexible silicone as the Corn on the Cob Dildo, it’s really not hard or plastic feeling at all. There are no uncomfortable seams or any prominent seam running the length of the sex toy. The surface is shiny and the green tip is a part of the dildo rather than an add-on, which means the softness flows from the main body of the sex toy all the way through to the tip.
Size & Weight
The Aubergine Dildo measures 8.75 inches in overall length, with an insertable length of 7.5 inches and a whopping maximum circumference of 7.5 inches.
On my kitchen scales the Aubergine Dildo weighs 390g; you can compare this to 336g for the Corn on the Cob Dildo and a mere 132g for the Carrot Dildo to give you some perspective.
Using My Aubergine Dildo
This is an interesting sex toy to use. It feels as though I should be holding the base and then inserting the tip, mainly because the base is where the weight is and it just feels natural to hold something by the bottom end of it. If I do this though, the tip which is inserted into myself has the green top which can be a little uncomfortable poking the cervix at the top of the vaginal canal. I found it to be a pleasant sensation but in more of a kinky masochistic way – I don’t think it would be for everyone.
So, turning it the other way.
The challenge now comes from trying to actually insert the SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo. With a girth on this bottom end of 7.5 inches, this isn’t a sex toy for the faint at heart or the slim at vagina. Even before giving it a go I knew I’d need the lube. Use the lube, Luke! But seriously. Have plenty of lube on hand (and on toy) for this one.
Even with lashings of lube (and thankfully no sign of Timmy the dog) I needed to be warmed up with a clit vibrator and aroused enough to let this monster in. It was still an enormous struggle – literally – but I just about managed it. There’s no way I can insert this Aubergine Dildo into my vagina fully though, with a length of 8.75 inches in total there’s more than enough room to keep a good grip on the tip (now the base, I guess) of the toy.
If you’re looking for a sex toy to make you feel full and satisfied, and you find typical dildos don’t fill you up enough, then try out this SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo. It feels ginormous inside. I brought myself to orgasm with the vibrator on my clit and this inside my vagina but then I had another couple of orgasms once I’d removed it. Not just because I’m a greedy rampant bitch but because orgasms are a great way to keep the vagina nice and tight after stretching it a bit far… like after fisting.
And that’s almost what this dildo feels like when inserting the wide end… it reminds me of being fisted. Nowhere near as extreme of course -there’s no knuckles and no stretching fingers and no fingernails– but the stretching of the vaginal entrance more than I usually would with a dildo is very reminiscent.
When it’s inside though – WOW. So delicious. Smooth and big and makes you feel like you’re being fucked by the biggest cock ever. So there’s no vibration – I don’t even care. The size and the filthy feeling of fucking yourself with an aubergine makes up for that, in my opinion. I add vibrations to my clit and I’m done (in a very short amount of time).
Did I mention the need for lube? GET LUBE.
Oh, and sorry butt-fun fans: the SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo isn’t suitable for anal play as there’s no flared base. Perhaps a veggie plug range could be made, where the fruit and veg designs come attached to their own little ‘plate’ which makes a flared base for safety. There’s an idea!
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Clean-Up
Cleaning the SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo after use is really easy. The smooth surface of the silicone and the lack of any nooks and crannies makes it a hassle-free and worry-free experience. I just wash mine in warm soapy water and give it a little scrub with my dedicated toy-cleaning nail brush as necessary. A spritz of anti-bac spray and it’s done.
Colour Change With Heat (Thermochromic)
Just like the Corn on the Cob Dildo, and the Carrot Dildo, the SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo is a thermochromic sex toy. That means that it changes colour with the application of enough heat. The colour change on the Aubergine Dildo is the most pronounced out of the three veggie dildos I own, with the change from deep purple to blue and the green tip turning very light green adding a bonus novelty feature to the sex toy which is a lovely surprise.
I found that the colour change on the Aubergine Dildo happens not only from dunking it in hot water but even just from my body heat during use. It feels like the dildo has got just as hot and flustered as I did, using the thing. Completely fantastical of course, but mutual enjoyment from a sex toy adds yet another layer of illicit feeling enjoyment to my masturbation or shared fun sessions.
Summary
Size queen? Funky sex toy fan? Love novelty dildos which offer you something more than yet another big pink willy? Stocked up with water based lube? Then I think you should try the SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo. No vibrations and not suitable for anal use, but the size, sexiness and thoughtfulness of the design more than make up for that in my opinion.
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