SelfDelve

Our SelfDelve reviews reveal a glimpse of orgasmic paradise, giving honest feedback on this fascinating sex toys collection which takes its inspiration from nature. These sensual pleasure tools are shaped to mimic fruit, vegetables and more, turning your treasure trove of intimate-use toys into a veritable Garden of Eden.

Here are a few highlights from my reports on the fruit & vegetable style SelfDelve dildos:

Large Corn on the Cob Dildo

"This dildo was every bit as tasty and delicious as it looks. I'm a fan of textured sex toys in any case, so the nobbles and bobbles of the corn decoration appealed to me from the off. When I used water-based lube, this large silicone sweetcorn dildo was an absolute joy to slide inside myself vaginally, giving thrilling stimulation as I enveloped as many inches as possible." 

Eggplant Aubergine Dildo

"If you're looking for a sex toy to make you feel full and satisfied, and you find typical dildos don't fill you up enough, then try out this Eggplant Dildo. It feels ginormous inside.

I brought myself to orgasm with the vibrator on my clit and this inside my vagina but then I had another couple of orgasms once I'd removed it. Not just because I'm a greedy rampant bitch but because orgasms are a great way to keep the vagina nice and tight after stretching it a bit far… like after fisting."

Carrot Dildo

"For the vagina-owner who is interested in these kinky fruit 'n veg sex toys but who is wary of extra wide or overly textured styles, the Carrot Dildo might just be perfect.

It's smooth, made of body-safe non-porous silicone and is extremely lightweight, comfortable to use and slim. It doesn't take up that much room in the drawer and if you happen to leave it on the bedside table -or on the sitting room mantel piece- when visitors arrive you could get away with saying it's modern art..."

All the SelfDelve sex toys are made from body-safe silicone for a worry-free sensual experience as well as easy clean-up between uses. They're also themochromic, meaning that these SelfDelve dildos change colour as they heat up in water or during intimate use.

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SelfDelve Carrot Dildo Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£62.00
Brand:
SelfDelve
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
What's up, Doc? This SelfDelve Carrot Dildo, mostly. What a basket of fun these veggie dildos are. SelfDelve manufacture silicone fruit and veg sex toys which can be found for sale at online sex shops. This large silicone Carrot sex toy was sent to me free of charge, in exchange for this fair and honest review, along with a couple of other products from the collection: the Corn on the Cob Dildo and the Aubergine Dildo.

SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£70.00
Brand:
SelfDelve
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
Hot on the heels of my recent review of the large silicone sweetcorn dildo from SelfDelve comes my SelfDelve Eggplant Aubergine Dildo review. The SelfDelve fruit and veg sex toys tickle me so much - such a refreshing change to all the pink phallic dildos and purple sparkly rabbit vibrators out there.

SelfDelve Corn on the Cob Dildo Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£70.00
Brand:
SelfDelve
Shop:
SheVibe
Materials:
Silicone
We've all heard the stories of cucumbers and carrots used for self stimulation purposes [innocent face], now you can take a body-safe trip down masturbation-memory lane. I chose the SelfDelve Corn on the Cob Dildo (a large silicone sweetcorn dildo) and couldn't wait to give the bumpy looking sex toy a try. Get ready for the corniest sex toy review ever.