Ready to face your most frightening fuck fantasies this Halloween? Grab a comforting blanket and a bottle of thick ‘n slick lube because I’m diving into the most creepy creature penis toys around. Whether you’re hunting tentacle textures or dreaming of gliding past vampire fangs, this guide to scary strokers rounds up the most popular monster masturbators and fantasy sleeves for daring Halloween thrills and year-round chills.

So many of us have a thing for sexy horror movies. Yeah, the jump scares are fun, but what about the electrifying undercurrent of eroticism? Blood-red lips, vulnerable victims, lustful monsters, screams that sound suspiciously like moans... Oh yeah. There’s a whole lot more to horror cinema than fancying a Hollywood fright night.