Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo Review | 10 Inch

10 out of 10
Price:
£79.99
Materials:
Silicone

Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo Review | 10 Inch Horse Cock Sex Toy

When UberKinky offered me the chance to review a toy from their new Sinnovator collection, of course I said, “fuck yes“. I mean, have you seen them? After deliberating long and hard over the exciting choices in the range, I finally made up my mind. Welcome to my Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo review! Yeah, I did it – I got a fake horse cock.

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Packaging

The Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo comes in UberKinky’s typically discreet outer packaging for the post –no worries about the postie or neighbours knowing what kinky delights you’ve been ordering. The dildo itself was packaged simply in a silver-reverse, transparent-front plastic bag, with a sealed top and a Sinnovator logo label.

First Impressions & Measurements

Woah. This cock is huge

I could feel myself salivating just looking at this beast, then when I felt its weight in my hands (lol) taking it from the packet I could hardly wait to give it a try. This was quite unusual because I don’t typically opt for dildos when it comes to masturbation for pleasure, and/or sex toy testing. I guess the extreme kinkster in me just loved the taboo aspect of this being a fake horse cock – and that girth, that length! I was glad I’d stocked up on lube.

Although I hadn’t specified a colour combination to UberKinky, I was thrilled at their choice. The Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo came in our shared brand colours; red and black. Perfect!

How big is this monster, exactly? Well, by my measurements it’s just over 11 inches in overall length, with a realistic maximum insertable length of 10 inches. IF you make it that far. The maximum circumference of the insertable area is an eye-popping and challenging 7.6 inches –this is around the ridge about 2/3 of the way down the shaft. The head has a max circumference of 6.9 inches around the coronal ridge (collar).

First photo below shows it next to the standard RO-80 bullet vibrator for comparison purposes…

During Use

I knew I’d need to be extremely relaxed in order to use the Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo -and have an ample amount of lube available nearby. I popped my Cumpanion down and I was ready to go. Well, nearly. It was clear that I’d need to be extremely aroused before trying to conquer this monster, so I started the session with some clitoral stimulation thanks to one of my powerful bullet vibrators, held off from an orgasm deliberately, and in time attached a couple of nipple clamps as well.

Spunk Lube Hybrid Lubricant Cum Lube SachetsOnce I reached a point where I didn’t just feel able to try out the horse dildo, but desperately needed to shove it inside me, I knew it was time. I used plenty of water-based lubricant on the dildo –my favourite type of lube, but silicone lubricant is compatible with silicone toys too- and made sure I was adequately lubricated.

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The bed had seemed the most comfortable and safe place to try out the horse dildo, and I was glad I’d chosen such a spacious, comfy place where I could get comfortable and spread out. The door was locked, the TV on and turned up, and I was ready to go. Inserting the dildo was easier than I had feared – undoubtedly because I’d made sure I was extremely aroused and lubricated first. There was no way it would have been an easy insertion ‘from dry’.

How It Feels

Fucking myself with the Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo was absolute bliss. It’s enormous; everything you could want in terms of length and girth. The taboo element of being a fantasy style dildo, a horse cock, adds to the intense eroticism. I could just about insert it up to the ridge 2/3 of the way down the shaft, but that was really pushing it. It was absolutely rammed right in and up against my cervix at that point, and with the addition of vibrations on my clit it didn’t take me long at all to tip over into a fucking glorious climax.

The silicone has some squish but it’s not so floppy that you can’t get hold of it or insert it properly. The sheer size of the dildo means it’s a ‘solid’ and weighty piece in that aspect; although it doesn’t stand up for long on its own, and doesn’t have a suction cup base, it’s easy to keep hold of and thrust in and out of anywhere you fancy.

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After Use

After orgasming around the Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo it was blissful sliding the huge cock out of myself, shuddering with the lingering sensations of my powerful climax as I did so. The dildo had become incredibly messy, what with the combination of my arousal juices and the amount of lube I had to use. Thankfully, the dildo is extremely easy to clean up after use. It’s too big to fit in my en-suite sink (!) but I take it into the shower with me where we both enjoy a thorough, soapy, scrub down.

Summary

If you’re looking for an enormous, body-safe, flexible dildo with squish, with a taboo fantasy element to boot, this is the one. The Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo was everything I was hoping it would be, and then some. I’m thrilled I was able to fit it inside and enjoy it fully, and I absolutely love my colour combination. It’s currently wrapped loosely in a small hand towel in my bedside drawer (to help it stay as hair and fluff-free as possible) ready for whenever I next feel the urge to be exhilaratingly, and thoroughly, filled.

Perhaps black and red isn’t for you. If so, you’ll be pleased to hear that there are loads of colour combinations to choose from at UberKinky, including glow in the dark, neon, Pride, gold, marbled – or you can ask the team to surprise you. The dildo is available in Medium or Medium-Soft firmness. You can opt for the standard base as I’ve got, or Vac-U-Lock compatible, with or without additional suction cup base, for an additional fee.

Conclusion

I really can’t fault the Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo, I love it so much. I guess the silicone could be ever so slightly firmer for me personally, and it would be great if it stayed standing of its own accord – understandable why it doesn’t, what with its size and weight. This huge horse cock certainly isn’t for quickies, with the amount of prep and intimate relaxation/stimulation I need. That said, the time invested (plus the small addition of a powerful clitoral vibrator) rewards me with a fully satisfying orgasm every time.

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The Sinnovator range is gloriously kinky and fantastical, with designs incorporating the taboo, mythical and downright debauched. As well as dogs, horses and bull cocks, there are dragon, Cthulhu tentacle, unicorn and alien insertables. There’s even a Tiger King dildo! Sinnovator sex toys aren’t limited to extremely long and/or girthy dildos; there are butt plugs, kegel balls, fisters, pet play tail plugs and more.

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