Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2019 Review
After the excitement of last year’s sexy advent calendars, I was delighted to be offered the chance to review the new Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2019 (here at Lovehoney). On the USA Lovehoney website, it’s known as the Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Countdown Calendar.
Packaging & What’s In The Box
As usual from Lovehoney, the outer packaging for the post was secure and discreet, with the sex toy advent calendar securely wrapped inside the brown cardboard box. The calendar itself comes in some transparent wrap with a sticker advising you to use both hands when carefully pressing open the doors/windows.
The Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2019 is presented in Lovehoney purple with a glitzy sparkle graphic for that celebratory feel. The Lovehoney logo is emblazoned on the bottom of the front, with a silver sticker in the opposite upper corner revealing one of the gifts as a We-Vibe Couple’s Vibrator worth £65.
The reverse of the calendar gives you some more information including what sort of items you can expect to reveal inside (sex toy, gift, game or bondage item), the Lovehoney ethos, and some safe play tips for sex toy & bondage gear use.
First Impressions & Measurements
As a sexy advent calendar with 24 gifts behind tantalising glossy card doors, this is quite a sizeable affair. It’s 14.5 inches in height while the full width of both sides together, when opened, is just over 21 inches.
The numbers 1-24 are a mix of numerals and words, and all mixed up, making a game of finding the correct door every day of your sexy advent. Each door is perforated and has a clear area to indent your finger to make it even easier to remove, and each one is a different size/orientation, further heightening that sense of variety and anticipation.
What They Say
Get £229 worth of incredible sex toys for just £100. This collection of super-sexy Christmas crackers includes a £65 We-Vibe couple’s vibrator, plus loads of Lovehoney customer-favourites guaranteed to please. Stock is strictly limited – grab yours now.
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What’s In The Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2019?
Here’s the moment (some of) you have been waiting for! The big reveal. What exactly will you find in the Lovehoney Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2019? Watch my day-by-day reveal video below (sorry I’m so clumsy and awkward!) then enjoy a closer look at each of the items with photo gallery, mini description and purchase links.
1. Pocket Rocket Vibrator
This festive red pocket rocket vibrator comes with four interchangeable heads to provide various stimulation options. Just insert one AA battery then twist the base in a clockwise direction to start those pleasurable vibes.
2. Vibrating Cock Ring
This stretchy and chunkier-than-standard love ring may be small, but it packs a versatile punch in the bedroom department. Its size makes it perfectly portable, as well as a non-intrusive addition once you start your lovemaking session. This vibrating cock ring offers up to 30 minutes of vibrating pleasure to share with your partner however you desire. Best combined with a splash of water-based lubricant.
3. Lovehoney Vanilla Massage Oil
This cute little bottle contains 30ml of vanilla scented edible massage oil, which you can use to spice up intimate moments with your partner. Just warm a few drops between your hands then apply to your lover, massaging and caressing them into a heightened state of erotic bliss. Follow up with your tongue for a truly memorable shared treat.
This luxurious padded blindfold will enable you to fully captivate your partner during foreplay and sex, keeping their focus on your romantic attentions. Make the most of the anticipation removing their sense of sight brings, magnifying their other senses at the same time. This blindfold is pretty in Lovehoney purple with a black trim, and stretches to fit with the elastic strap.
5. Bullet Vibrator
This silver coloured bullet vibrator may be small, but it offers 7 vibration speeds and patterns to enjoy as you wish. Use for targeted clitoral stimulation or tease by using it over the erogenous zones of both your partner and yourself. To activate, remove the screw off base and take out the paper disc. Even comes with a spare set of batteries!
6. Head Stroker
If you or your partner has a penis then you’ll love the tantalising sensations this penis head stroker can provide. It’s a mini masturbator focusing on the most sensitive part of their equipment, and is made with an attractive frosted effect stretchy material. Enjoy the thrilling internal ribbed texture and use plenty of water-based lubricant to maximise the pleasure.
7. Sex Dice
A pair of black sex dice with a part of the body on one, with a sexy action on the other. Roll the dice to see what you or your partner’s next erotic and loving action will be. A fantastic imagination booster for more adventurous sex games and intimate explorations. These sex dice are also a brilliantly portable game which requires no battery power – just a spot of hot lust to charge an electric atmosphere.
8. Kegel Balls
In a black silicone cradle and made from smooth red silicone, these beginner friendly kegel balls provide internal pleasure while also delivering a pelvic floor workout as a bonus. The clever design has an integral handy retrieval cord, while the balls are removable from the cradle –perfect for those who prefer to use them separately, as well as for hassle-free, thorough cleaning.
9. Jewelled Butt Plug
Such a beautiful black silicone butt plug, with a sparkly red jewel in the base. This darkly erotic sex toy is perfect even for butt plug beginners thanks to its small size, while the design & silicone material means it’s non-porous, non-toxic and safe for anal use. Use with plenty of lubricant to aid insertion and maximise pleasure.
10. Double Cock Ring
A black stretchy double cock ring which is worn around the base of the penis and round the testicles, to provide an arousing grip. The design and textured inner area can help to enhance erection size, hardness and longevity, while heightening sensation for mind-blowing masturbation or shared erotic liaisons.
11. Lovehoney Vanilla Scented Candle
Got to love a scented candle at Christmas –and any time of the year! This 60g vanilla scented candle is presented in a cute little lidded tin and is perfect for setting a romantic ambience in your boudoir. Light before your pleasure session to enjoy a wonderful aroma and a warm glow sure to ignite your senses.
12. Finger Vibrator
A tiny sex toy which has stood the test of time to become a customer favourite. This stretchy vibrating finger ring is easy to slip on your (or their) finger to deliver the exhilarating buzz of vibrating pleasure wherever you desire it most. Use with a dot of water-based lube to maximise the fun and enjoy up to 30 minutes of enhanced arousal. This is also an ideal toy to pack for romantic getaways.
13. Hot Massage Stones
A set of three hot massage stones in a red organza drawstring pouch for easy storage. Hot rocks are used to relax muscles and boost circulation during sensual massage. Just warm them in warm water, add a little massage oil then caress your lover with their blissful warmth for a memorable erotic massage session.
14. Nipple Clamps
These Lovehoney nipple clamps are easy to use, fully adjustable and non-intimidating for nipple play newbies. Each clamp has silicone coated tips for safety, and a dangling Lovehoney logo heart. Nipple clamps are an easy to use accessory during couples’ foreplay and roleplay sessions. Exploring deeper avenues of sensory stimulation can open up a new shared erotic awareness and help you to feel even closer to your partner than before.
15. Silicone Anal Beads
A set of silicone anal beads with a sturdy ring to keep hold of then remove when you’re ready… Use with a splash of water-based lubricant, insert then remove at the point of orgasm for spectacular heightened stimulation and a lengthier climax. Sized to provide pleasure both to anal play beginners and experienced butt fun fans.
16. Lovehoney Sensual Massage Guide
Erotic massage is a blissful treat and an ever-available way to show love and care for your partner. This handy guide will give you some pointers and tips on how to give a fully relaxing and evocative massage to your lover, with a focus on relaxation as well as enhancing the intimacy between you.
17. Satin Restraints
Tie and tease your partner to erotic bondage bliss with this pair of ravishing red satin bondage ties. Satin restraints can be consensually used to keep your partner where you want them for some nicely naughty fun in the bedroom. Each restraint is 50 inches in length, and has a looped end for versatility during your tie-up explorations and adventures. Use on their wrists and/or ankles, and always ensure you have a safeword/traffic lights in place to confirm active consent at all times and for everyone’s safety.
18. Feather Tickler
I do love a feather tickler –they’re not just pretty but they’re so versatile and an easy way to add a little extra sensation during loving liaisons. This fluffy feather tickler has passionately red feathers with an easy-grip black plastic handle. Tempt and tease them by using it lightly over erogenous zones; ramp up the anticipation by stroking it over their neck, nipples, labia, shaft or wherever you choose. They’ll soon be begging for more.
19. Vibrating Cock Ring
A clear, stretchy vibrating cock ring which provides up to 30 minutes of stimulating fun to share with your partner. Wear it around the base of the penis shaft and during PiV sex it can be used to deliver clitoral stimulation too. It can also be enjoyed as a mini vibrator for use anywhere on the body you choose. Easy to use and even better when combined with a dot or two of water-based lubricant.
20. Satin Drawstring Toy Bag
Sex toy storage is always welcome, and with the amount of fun and games in this advent calendar it’s fab that you also receive this drawstring pouch to pop some of your new gifts into. I found it particularly useful to keep the We-Vibe vibrator, instruction manual and the charging lead in. Protects your sex toys from dust and ensures the one you’re after is easy to find in the bedside drawer.
21. P-Spot Toy
For targeted prostate pleasure, this anal toy delivers a fun adventure. It’s sized to be enjoyable even for anal newbies, while the angled and bulbous tip seeks out and stimulates the prostate. The specially shaped base means that this anal probe isn’t only safe to use, but also comfortable to wear internally under clothes or while seated. It’s made from non-porous, non-toxic silicone for safe and worry-free pleasure sessions. Use with your favourite lubricant to aid insertion and removal.
22. Bondage Card Game
How can bondage be a card game? I know, I was wondering the same thing. This handily palm-sized pack of cards gives you plenty of inspiration about what to do when you have your lover all tied up and tantalised. It can be difficult to keep the flow and to instantly come up with creatively kinky ideas, particularly in the heat of the moment, so this clever card game offers you a fun way to relax and simply enjoy the adventure.
23. Penis Stroker
A fascinating triple chambered penis masturbator which, to be honest, makes me wish I had a penis so I could experience the stimulating pleasure it offers. Use some water-based lubricant then slide inside the small-but-stretchy opening, and discover the three nodules and ribbed areas designed to massage and caress you to climactic relief. Can be enjoyed by yourself or for kinky & voyeuristic fun with a partner.
24. We-Vibe Vibrator
We-Vibe vibrators are synonymous with shared sexual pleasure. During PiV sex, these C-shaped vibrators deliver penis, vaginal/G-spot and clitoral stimulation to take your sex sessions to new heights of orgasmic pleasure. This silicone, rechargeable vibrator is presented in an attractive fuchsia-rose colour silicone, and it’s easy to charge up and use.
Charge with the included USB charging lead, the other end of which plugs into the jackpin port on the toy. Charge for 120 minutes to enjoy up to 60 minutes of memorable, mutually pleasurable playtime. Use the button on the top of the vibrator to discover the 7 vibrating patterns and speeds, press and hold to switch off. Please note this We Vibe vibrator is water resistant but not waterproof, do not submerge in water.
Buy Your Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2019 Today
I hope you’ve enjoyed discovering the contents of the Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2019 as much as I enjoyed revealing them. This sex toy advent calendar is set to make your Christmas magically sexy, and completely overhauls your sex toy collection and transforms it into a treasure trove of pleasure potential.
With the contents worth £250 in total at their usual retail prices, this Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Countdown Calendar 2019 represents fantastic value for money as well as a spicy boost to your sex life over the Christmas season – and well beyond that, too. You’ll see the New Year in with sensual style with this collection of thrilling sex toys, bondage gear and sexy wearables at your fingertips, thanks to Lovehoney.
Buy your Lovehoney Best Sex Of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2019 without delay! The Lovehoney sex toy advent calendar was incredibly popular last year, so buy yours nice and early to avoid disappointment. Click the big green buttons to order yours.
Have an exceedingly merry (and SEXY) Christmas!
Contains affiliate links. Many thanks to Lovehoney.co.uk for sending this sex toy advent calendar free of charge, in exchange for my fair & honest review.