Unusual Porn

Unusual Porn

You can expect lots of people to make a scrunchy “eww” face once they discover that someone has a certain fetish – say for instance, spanking or licking feet. Those, however, pale in comparison to some of the really strange stuff that people Google to wank over. We scoured the internet for the most unusual porn out there, and came up with this list.

10. Clown Porn

They have big hair and feet, wear makeup, dress in loud garish colors, and are always ready for a hug – what’s not to love about clowns? For one, they’re supposed to be sexless beings bent on making people happy by holding balloons all day, or stuffing themselves in a small car with a dozen of their clown cousins.

We guess some people just love the idea of fucking a red rubber-nosed entertainer with a colorful mophead (here’s hoping clown dicks don’t resemble balloon animals).

9. Family Guy Porn

As the Family Guy XXX parody shows, there is an audience for toon porn that really gets off on bastardizing an already twisted show. Hentai is nothing new for many porn enthusiasts, but adding a perverted layer to beloved TV characters (never mind if they’re already sick to begin with) is a fantasy many are willing to view. Hey, Lois Griffin is already a recovering meth addict and had a string of affairs. A porn version of her kinda makes sense.

8. My Little Pony Porn

Family Guy is one thing…but My Little Pony porn? Giving these pastel-tinged frolicking symbols of innocence the smut treatment could only be the work of a true perv. Still, one can choose to view them as toon versions of furries or ponyplay. And as they say, if it exists in pop culture, there’s bound to be a porn version of it.

7. Milking Porn

Big boobs rank high as a favorite porn category. I mean, they don’t call them funbags for nothing. But what if those bags came with milk?

Apparently, plenty of pervs prefer their well-endowed ladies to be lactating instead of merely having big bazonkas. Whether it’s the ladies themselves squirting mother’s milk from their nipples, or someone else is doing the squeezing for them, it looks like milking porn could be a potential cash cow for the adult industry.

6. Occult Porn

We’re assuming this is more necromancy than necrophilia (which is really and truly vomit-making, not just plain bizarre). Fans of occult porn like their performers dressed up as witches and mystics, and maybe even ghouls and demons. So the next time you attend a Halloween party and you find yourself surrounded by people wearing costumes of the occultist persuasion, you can rest assured something kinky will be going on.

5. Japanese Newscaster Porn

Now this one is truly head-scratching yet oddly appealing. We already acknowledge Japan as the land of weird fetishes, but it turns out there’s a demand in that country for women to dress up like TV anchorwomen – and to try to deliver the day’s news as their male co-anchors distract them with their fleshy cordless mics. The Azumi Mizushima news reporter fuck video is a great example.

4. Felching Porn

Oh, how dainty. Using a drinking straw to suck cum from an anal or vaginal creampie (or anywhere else jizz has landed, for that matter)? We are so relieved that perverts still have manners!

3. Menstrual Porn

Imagine hardcore porn with Aunt Flow. Aunt Flow is a woman’s monthly period, and sex with a menstruating woman can get really messy really quickly. Maybe vampires get off on that, I dunno.

2. Cumming on Figurines

Figurines, action figures, dolls – you name it, if it’s slightly anthropomorphic, some dude will want to cover it in cum. As with people getting off on a nasty hentai version of Marge Simpson, others really like it when Barbie’s perfect blonde coiffe gets crispy with semen.

1. Toothless Granny Porn

So first, you get a willing septuagenarian (or older) to perform sex in front of the camera. If that’s still not strange enough, you ask her to take off her dentures and display it as she performs unspeakable acts. I guess a gummy blowjob or a wrinkly handjob does it for some pervs.

– Marty, Smut6

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About the writer: Marty is a self-titled Porn Connoisseur, who has written “The 10 Weirdest Kinds Of Porn People Search For” on behalf of Smut6.

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