Sportsheets Bondage Bar Review | Pleasure Panel

Price:
£33.99
Materials:
Neoprene

Sportsheets Bondage Bar Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer Giles English

Review of the Sportsheets Bondage Bar from UberkinkyI’m a baaaad slave. Needless to say I earn regular whippings, some of them severe.

Sportsheets Bondage Bar ReviewI really do earn these – our Female Led Relationship incorporates a demerit system.

The whippings aren’t “funishment” either. Though they turn me on, they also hurt like hell, especially now we have a very nasty intense impact cane and flogger.

I just can’t stay still while I’m being whipped! I genuinely need to be restrained. Unfortunately, Xena doesn’t want to have to mess around with strapping me down or tying me up. She wants to announce a whipping, administer it, then move on to bedroom fun, or to sleep. (And no, I don’t then get off because I’m locked in a chastity device, because kinky couple)

I have some nice leather cuffs, so I can buckle myself in and clip them together. The snag is that this takes a while, and I can – in theory at least – release myself.

Which is why I started looking at spreader bars: One bar, four cuffs, instantly restrained slave. I really wanted the The Doggy Style Locking Spreader from Extreme Restraints. It looks fast to get into, and inescapable once locked. However, I probably need to sell more books before I can afford that!

Instead, I looked at cheaper non-metal options. There are plenty with cuffs that buckle and lock, but I was looking for speed, which is what led me to the Sportsheets Bondage Bar from Uberkinky, a bargain at about £33, but still a risk because I’ve had bad experiences with velcro restraints before.
Here’s what arrived:

Sportsheets Bondage Bar Review

The outer cuffs are attached to the end of the bar, so there’s more movement than if it was metal. However, the bar is really substantial, as is the velcro which is both generous and rugged seeming:

Sportsheets Bondage Bar Review

I can get it out of the cupboard and installed on my limbs in under a minute. I do my own ankles, then kneel, curl up, arms backward, and place my wrists in the outer cuffs. All Xena has to do is fasten the velcro on my wrists.

The result is deliciously scary. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so trapped and vulnerable!

I could – possibly – eventually get out by twisting and straining and hurting myself. However, that would take ages, and certainly wouldn’t be possible while being whipped.

The first time we used this bondage restraint, Xena gave me something like 60 lashes, making each and every one count. Short of safe wording, there was nothing whatsoever I could do about it.

Sportsheets Bondage Bar Review

Overall then, this spreader is incredibly good value for money and a diabolically reliable restraint.

An unreserved 10/10.

– Giles English


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Giles English for this contributed review of the Sportsheets Bondage Bar (£33.99 from UberKinky)

Shop all spreader bars at UberKinky here.

About the reviewer: Giles English writes Femdom erotica. His latest release, “Bi Femdom Wife #1: Cuckolded by a Lesbian on New Year’s Day” is a sizzling story of married Femdom, male chastity, and a humiliated husband powerless to prevent his dominant wife’s flagrant infidelity with another woman.

Sportsheets Bondage Bar Review

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