Clonezone

Clonezone Direct is the UK’s biggest gay sex shop, stocking the best gay sex toys & accessories to their legions of fans and followers. You’re in the right place here at the Cara Sutra sex blog to discover our many thorough and honest Clonezone reviews.

As well as reviewing the Clonezone gay sex toys, lubricants and bedroom essentials myself –along with my partner- I have the help of the Cara Sutra community. Many of the reviews are completed to the usual high standards by my lovely team.

An erotic assortment of bedroom toys and BDSM gear from Clonezone Direct has been reviewed by myself and the team. You’ll find honest customer feedback about some of the best-known and most trusted brands in the adult industry, including Nexus Range, Titus, Oxballs, Swiss Navy, Cockolat edible novelties and SPIT lube.

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Clonezone have been selling gay sex toys and more to their fans since 1982, with the iconic London stores opening in 1984. They have a huge following on Twitter as well as at various gay events in London and around the country.

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Clonezone Reviews

Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Pillowcases Review (White)

7 out of 10
During my conversations with Mark at Sheets of San Francisco I casually dropped in that I wouldn’t mind reviewing the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Pillowcases to go with my new bed sheet that I was in the process of reviewing.

Sheets of San Francisco White Double Fitted Fluidproof Sheet Review

10 out of 10
When using the Sheets of San Francisco White Double Fitted Fluidproof Sheet, it was as expected: waterproof.  Perfect for the Doxy lovers out there.  My main requirement for the sheet was down to squirting. I’m not into food play or scat play and I’ve never tried wax play... but basically if you can think of anything runny, messy, drippy, sloppy this sheet is your saving grace.

Titus Silicone Series Blue Cock Rings 3 Pack Review | Pleasure Panel

10 out of 10
Price:
£6.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
Silicone
The Titus Silicone Series Blue Cock Rings are a great 3 pack of rings that can be used either on your penis or testicles. The packaging is a simple plastic, clam-style packaging that you would expect for an item in this price range, but don’t let that make you think these rings are cheap toys.

Titus Leather Wrist Restraints Review | Pleasure Panel

8 out of 10
Price:
£49.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
Leather
These Titus Leather Wrist Restraints intrigued us as our other restraints are of the material type fastening with hook & loop, so these felt like a step up, but being marketed as having a softer leather edging to them we hoped they would also be comfortable.

Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Double Fitted Sheet Review | Pleasure Panel

9 out of 10
When you think about sex, bedsheets probably aren’t the first thing that comes to mind. Depending on who you are, those first thoughts might be kissing, touching, stroking, sucking, penetrating, licking – all that good stuff. What you’ve got ON the bed or other ‘fuck-on-able’ surface might not even occur to you- that is until a mess is imminent and you have to choose between carrying on and spoiling the bed or stopping and spoiling the moment.

Titus Basics Beaded Cock Rings 3 Pack Review | Pleasure Panel

8 out of 10
Price:
£4.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
Silicone
I received the Titus Basics Beaded Cock Rings 3 Pack from Cara Sutra via Clone Zone to test for The Pleasure Panel in exchange for an honest review. So thank you for the opportunity.
COLT Megatron Anal Vibrator Review

COLT Megatron Anal Vibrator Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£59.00
Brand:
COLT
Materials:
Silicone
I tried using the COLT Megatron Anal Vibrator with plenty of anal lube. Whether due to my major op or the fact I have a tight ass it only nestled in my ass. However, all was not lost as it has such powerful vibrations. My nipples were rock hard, as was my erection. With a bit more playing and a lot of lube I'm sure I'll enjoy the full benefits of this anal vibrator.
Crisco Ass Fisting Lube Review: Using Crisco As Anal Fisting Lubricant

Crisco Ass Fisting Lube Review: Using Crisco As Anal Fisting Lubricant

9 out of 10
Price:
£15.99
Brand:
Crisco
Materials:
Oil
I have to say I adore this lube, I loved inserting it into Mrs Kink and getting her messy, the lube got everywhere.  Our anal lube of choice is normally ID Backslide, however the Crisco Ass Fisting Lube now sits alongside this, for its ease of use and insertion and the fact that it didn't dry out and made the experience very enjoyable for the both of us.
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Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Flat Printed Fun Sheet (Black Straps) Review

9 out of 10
We much preferred the Sheets of San Francisco Fluidproof Flat Printed Fun Sheet for playing on then sleeping afterwards. The fluid still wasn't absorbed into the sheet so we needed to choose between some wetness beneath us or wrapping it up and taking it off the bed to sleep on our usual sheet underneath after we'd cleaned up and were ready to rest.

Sheets of San Francisco Black Fitted Fun Sheet Plus Review (King Size)

9 out of 10
Both sheets are entirely fluidproof as you can see. Tissue paper was put beneath the sheets, on top of our bed, and the tissue was still absolutely perfectly dry after water was poured and spread around.

Review: Titus Jack M8 Clear / Ice Mouth Gay Male Masturbator

8 out of 10
Price:
£39.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
TPR
Along with a few other little sexy goodies, we recently received the Titus Jack M8 Clear Mouth Masturbator to review from Clonezone. This male masturbator along the same lines as the Fleshlight and Fleshjack products is presented in professional packaging, with the familiar torchlike canister over a soft feeling, shaped entrance sleeve. As this is a ‘clear’ masturbator from Titus’ Jack M8 range, the malleable and soft material looks almost like crystal, being completely translucent for a cool visual effect and something different to the usual flesh tones.

Review: Men’s Titus Leather Brief Zip Pouch Jock Pants XL (34/36)

8 out of 10
Price:
£59.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
Leather
There’s an elasticated portion of the waist band on these pants, which is wide enough to be comfortable and allows some give in the waist fitting. This helps the pants look like a tailored fit no matter your actual waist size, given that you choose the correct size in the first place, of course. As my partner is a 34 waist we were sent the XL size, which I do feel is rather harsh. 34 inch waist on a man isn’t exactly massive, so I’d hate to think what the small size is like. And if you’re over a 36 inch waist then just forget these. It all seems a bit sizist, to be honest.

Review: Titus Diamond Dong, Clear Large 8.5 inch PVC Dildo

9 out of 10
Price:
£22.99
Brand:
Titus
Materials:
PVC
The Diamond Dong is versatile enough to add fun and excitement not only to female masturbation vaginally, but also anally (if you’re brave enough and have a bucket ‘o lube) - and this opens up (heh) the potential for men to enjoy this dildo too. You can share the excitement during foreplay and couples’ sex, as long as he doesn’t have any issues with realistic dildos and dongs of course. I’m quite lucky in that my bloke doesn’t have any more issues with me using a realistic dildo than I do about him sliding into a pussy styled Fleshlight.

COLT Inflatable Butt Plug Review

7 out of 10
Price:
£20.99
Brand:
COLT
Materials:
Latex
After a few minutes I started to pump slowly and could feel the latex bulb expanding. I kept going til it started to become uncomfortable and then let it rest. The pump has a press-button to deflate the bulb, this one was good enough not to allow the air to slowly leak out, causing premature deflation!