Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet Review
The Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet is from the new official range of Fifty Shades of Grey sex toys, the only range officially approved by E L James. You can read more of my thoughts on this range in my recent Fifty Shades of Grey Glass Wand review, the first of my Fifty Shades product reviews.
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I was sent this Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet to me in return for an honest, informed review of the product.
As with the Glass Wand from the range, the Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet is also presented in the themed outer packaging. Tones of dark blue and grey are reminiscent of the erotic book series and the same typeface has been used for the main ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ label on the front.
This Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet would be ideal as a gift for a fan of the books but alternately would be great for someone who loves bullet vibrators, or as a treat for yourself. It even arrives with a satin drawstring storage bag emblazoned with the Fifty Shades of Grey logo.
How does this bullet vibe work?
This product has been manufactured by Lovehoney and it’s clear they haven’t strayed too far from time tested favourites. I had my suspicions merely looking at the product online, but now I’ve tried it in the flesh (so to speak) it’s definite.
This bullet is the Tracey Cox Supersex bullet in a different box. Oh yes – it also features the all-important Fifty Shades quote down the side of it: ‘We aim to please’.
Is this a bad thing? Depends on your opinion of the Supersex bullet I guess. Fortunately, the Supersex bullet is one of my favourite sex toys and has been since I first tried the silver version (it also comes in black and pink) many years ago.
There are a few reasons why I love this bullet above all others. These points stand for both the Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator and the Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet.
- The bullet has a rounded tip, not pointed. No accidental discomfort from a clit probe too far.
- Yes there is only one speed to this bullet – but that speed is FAST.
- It takes a AAA battery – finally! A Bullet vibe that doesn’t require those useless LR44 watch batteries! Easy to insert, easy to obtain and a reliable source of power. The battery is included when you purchase the 50 Shades bullet vibe.
- The bullet is waterproof for bath and shower orgasms – there is a rubber sealing ring between the battery compartment cap and the rest of the bullet.
Bullet vibrators are used to stimulate your erogenous zones, more precisely, your sexual areas. I recommend zoning in on your clitoral area. Hold the bullet by the button end and then use the bullet vibe tip against your clitoris. If you don’t like powerful stimulation directly to the clit, try around the hood area or to the sides. The reverberations will be enough to tip you over the edge.
You can also use this Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet (or any bullet vibrator, come to that) to stimulate nipples, labia – even your man can benefit. Try it over his perineum, lightly on the balls then up and down his shaft, resting a little longer on the frenulum. The vibrations from this bullet are very strong, like I’ve mentioned – so take it slowly. Using lube along with it will ease the journey over the flesh and minimise friction of the bad kind.
The Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet is the perfect size to keep either in the zipped inner pocket of a handbag, to tuck into your pocket for a surreptitious ‘nose powdering’ session when you simply can’t wait any longer, to keep in the bedside drawer within easy reach either alone or during sex… the possibilities are pretty much endless.
During sex with a partner you will need to hold it in place over your clitoris in order to feel the pleasurable effects, but for the price the powerful stimulation is worth it. Seeing as the hands free options come in at over £100 (We Vibe 3 and the like) this is the budget option at only £11.99.
To begin the vibrations just click the button on the end, then click again to turn the bullet off. Simple!
As the bullet is made from ABS plastic, you can use any lubricant with this vibrator. Water based, silicone, oil or hybrid – you choose.
At under £12 the Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet is a great product for both fans of Fifty Shades and also those who want a reliable buzzy bullet vibrator. If you hated the Fifty Shades series of erotic novels, perhaps try the Supersex bullet vibrator (it’s £2 cheaper but without the satin storage bag and bulky outer box) for pretty much the same experience without the 50 Shades packaging.
This is a bedside drawer product for me, alongside my Supersex bullet and RO-80mm. Knocking a point off as it’s simply the same as the Supersex in different packaging! As a major plus point, it comes with the AAA battery already inserted, all you need to do is remove the paper safety disc in the battery compartment.
Buy your Fifty Shades of Grey We Aim to Please Vibrating Bullet from Lovehoney for only £14.99.
Related: Read all our Fifty Shades of Grey reviews
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