Kitten Boheme

3 REVIEWS
Writer of adult screenplays, erotic fiction, & sex toy reviews. Lover of all things taco. May possibly be three kitten's in a trench coat.

Fifty Shades Freed I Want You Now Steel Love Ring Review

3 out of 10
The Fifty Shades Freed I Want You Now Steel Love Ring looks gorgeous; I was actually pretty smitten with it when it first arrived. I thought it looked like an over-sized wedding ring for a giant and their giant lover. I had moments where I wished it was big enough to wear as a fancy-ass bracelet that was also heavy enough to double as a blunt force weapon of some sort.

Broad City Tuesday 7am Classic Vibrator Review

5 out of 10
Price:
£14.99
Brand:
Lovehoney
Materials:
Plastic
...when I heard Lovehoney was launching a collection of Broad City themed sex toys I was just a little bit excited (okay, more than just a little bit). I knew I needed to get my hands (vagina?) on at least one. Luckily for me my wish was granted when I was sent the Broad City Tuesday 7am Classic Vibrator through Cara Sutra's Pleasure Panel!
NS Novelties Filly Tails Silicone Pony Tail Butt Plug Review

NS Novelties Filly Tails Silicone Pony Tail Butt Plug Review

8 out of 10
...add the pony tail and suddenly an otherwise blasé butt plug is magically transformed into a toy I simply can not live without! The tail portion of the plug is lovely. My particular NS Novelties Filly Tails Silicone Pony Tail Butt Plug arrived in black but it is also available in chestnut (brown) and palomino (blonde), or if you opt for the Unicorn Tails you can get it in a whole host of bright, fun colors! And not to worry, this tail is completely animal friendly and is made from faux hair. Zero My Little Ponies were harmed in the making of this butt plug.