Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo Review

Price:
£89.99
Materials:
Silicone

Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo Review

My review of the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo: If you’re in the market for kinky sex toys and fetish gear, you’ll most probably have heard of UberKinky. If not, you need to get your oft-fisted arse over there right now – no wait, I mean after you’ve read this review. As featured in this month’s ETO Magazine, UberKinky is a friendly, committed online sex shop with a difference – they strive to offer the kinkiest products to fulfil those niche desires.

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Mistress Vikki is the kinky Queen of UberKinky, and it’s always a pleasure to chat whether by exchanging the most hilariously outrageous emails or in person, like at the recent ETO Show. It was at ETO in Birmingham where Vikki very kindly gave me the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review.

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The Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo is my first ever Vixen Creations sex toy. Gasp. I’ve heard so much about them, how wonderful they are, how lifelike, how bloody amazing they feel and how damn well horny they are to handle – and I’m late to the party. I rather dislike reading others’ feedback on products before I’ve had a chance to try those products out for myself, because I like to come at it (ahem) with a fresh perspective and not while influenced by other people’s viewpoints or experiences. Seeing the happy furore in the blogging community over the Vixen Creations range was unavoidable, and I just hoped against hope that the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo would genuinely feel as brilliant to me personally.

Long story short: this is a damn fine dildo.

I can explain why this is such a damn fine dildo by covering the five main factors I’ve identified. Appearance, size, versatility, material and feel. Read on, my gorgeous reader.

It’s Got The Look

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LOOK AT IT. It’s a penis. But it’s a dildo. It’s a hunk of a sex god, sat on a horse, crashing through the waves, bringing you a cocktail and a sack of new shoes. No hang on, dial it back a bit. It’s a realistic penis style dildo. Right.

That just doesn’t seem to do it justice.

The Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo isn’t one of your run of the mill realistic dildos, this might be the best realistic dildo in the world. Ever. Ok, maybe not, as I haven’t seen them all and don’t own them all (#LifeGoals) but it’s absolutely-most-definitely the best damn realistic dildo in my collection. If I ever want an erect penis to ride or waggle about then this is what I’ll reach for – and it won’t ever be far from my reach, believe me.

The Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo I have is creamy skin colour, but Vixen Creations dildos are also available (I checked on their website) in caramel and chocolate shades as well. Kudos to VC on naming dildo colours with actual skin colour descriptions, rather than outdated black/white references!

Fits Just Right

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The Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo isn’t a tiddler and it’s not a vagina-splitting horse cock either. If the Three Bears had sex toys, this is the dildo Goldilocks would have gone for, put it that way.

Oh, you want actual measurements? Well it’s 8 inches as the dildo-loving crow flies, with an insertable length of just under 6.5 inches by my measurements. Cock tip circumference is 4.75 inches while the base of the penis is 5.25 inches in circumference.

And yes I know I’m referring to it as an actual real penis but it’s just so damn hard (heh) not to when it looks and feels so very like one.

When it comes to size, the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo is a bit over the national average in length which gives both the fucker and the fuckee the choice of gobbling up all that delicious cock up to the base, or using an inch or two at the base to hold on to (particularly when it’s in a harness as the base will be against the pegger’s body).

I Can Use It Where?

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Oh, didn’t I mention? The Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo is a strap on compatible dildo, so you get to use it in conjunction with your favourite O ring harness (read about the one pictured here or shop for strap ons at UberKinky) as well as just a gorgeous realistic dildo to keep your vagina happy. Due to the circumference of the dildo you’re best off using an O ring 1.5 or preferably 2 inches in diameter.

There’s a teeny bit of give in the material (we’ll get to that in a moment) but anything smaller than a 1.5 inch diameter O ring and you won’t get it far enough up the shaft to keep it in place. For your ease: 1.5 inch diameter = 4.71 circumference and 2 inch diameter = 6.28 inch circumference.

This added versatility of the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo makes it all the more desirable to sex toy and internal stimulation lovers. As I’ve mentioned, you can use it for vaginal penetration masturbation, sure (perhaps with the addition of a bullet vibrator to the clit if you’re anything like me) but you can do SO much more besides. Lesbian sex, female to male pegging, male to female double penetration, even as a handy addition to a gay man/couples’ toy box – I don’t want to trot out the old ‘the only limit is your imagination’ but you get my point.

When using the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo anally I do prefer to slip a condom over it, which I know lessens that gorgeous feeling of the real-feel silicone but it helps to avoid nasty smells lingering on the material. It also makes me feel better about using this dildo on myself vaginally after I’ve used it on my long term male partner (obviously first disposing of the condom I’ve rolled on it, then give it a thorough clean, anti-bac spray, leave to dry etc).

Love The Skin It’s In

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Vixen Creations state that they use platinum silicone (VixSkin Silicone) throughout their realistic dildos and it feels like the most amazing real-feel silicone I’ve felt to date. Many years ago I had a favourite vibrator which, looking back now, was merely a twist-base ABS plastic chrome coloured cylindrical vibrator with a roll on/off ‘real-feel’ sleeve. Quite quaint, looking back. God knows what that material was – and at the time I wasn’t aware of such issues as sex toy toxicity or the lessened hygiene levels of materials which are porous.

Silicone is non-porous, meaning that you can feel assured that no bacteria will permeate the material during or after use, and your sex toy is completely clean between uses as long as you clean it properly. The Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo is also waterproof. Hurrah!

Feel It Up

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The Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo needs to be out of my sight whenever I’m in the bedroom because otherwise I’ll just casually and absent-mindedly pick it up and start playing with it. It just feels fucking good in the hands. It feels amazing in the vagina too but combining the aesthetics with the tactile qualities is sublimely soothing and therapeutic. In fact this review would have been written a month sooner if I could just leave the damn thing alone. *guilt*

There’s an exposed penis tip to the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo, which almost feels like a circumcised cock when you’re ravenously fondling it or thrusting it into yourself. The veins on the shaft aren’t too prominent, like they can be on other, more exaggerated and ironically less realistic dildos, but the detail is still there. I feel it’s a good balance of aesthetics and raised veins/bumps to please texture lovers and those who just want the rideable smoothness of a real-feel, realistic dildo-cock.

A major difference of the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo to other realistic type dildos is the dual density. Inside there’s a solid core which brooks no argument and the outer surface is that lifelike feel, quick to warm to body temperature, platinum silicone.

This thoughtfully crafted style means that this dildo not only looks like a real penis and isn’t just made with body-safe, luxury materials, it really feels like an erect penis – whether in your hands or in your vagina.

The contrasting, shimmery purple base with its bonus royal touch connotations does more than simply give you something to hold on to during masturbation or to make it anal safe & harness compatible. As if those reasons weren’t enough on their own. The manta ray shaped silicone on the base is actually there to give the pegger labial, clitoral and vaginal stimulation while you’re thrusting the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo’s length into your lucky lover.

I must confess that this idea – albeit a brilliant one on paper – didn’t work too well for me. The tease of the slight nub at the entrance to my vagina wasn’t helped by it slipping this way and that during use, and tightening the strap on harness meant that I didn’t feel any in/out movement of it – or of the clitoral nub further up. The base of the dildo was just strapped close to my body. So my choices were strap it tight to my body or loosen it up and have the base slip this way and that. Perhaps my anatomy is just different to most women’s, or maybe the O ring on my harness is positioned differently. Vixen Creations should be praised for thinking about the woman wearing the strap on as well as the ‘fucked’ partner, but this bit just didn’t work for me personally.

Word Of Warning

Another downside of the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo is just how much fluff it picks up. Oh. My. God. Do not drop this dildo on the carpet – or if you do, be prepared to spend a good 10 minutes cleaning all the bits off, then drying it with a towel, realising your mistake, cleaning it again for another ten minutes and using a hairdryer on cool to dry it. This is where I personally would have preferred a flat base to the ‘Vulva Ray’ – it would mean I could stand the Mustang Royale dildo upright not rest it on its side and risk Fluff Of Doom.

It’s one of those necessary trade-offs for having such an exquisitely soft, smooth and realistic feeling material – any dust, hair or fluff which comes into contact with it will stick to the surface.

Summary

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The Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo felt fantastic to use internally on myself (vaginally) and reacted deliciously well with water based lube (although enough pre-play stimulation and I didn’t really need any, and then thrusting this dildo into myself felt almost akin to having PIV sex). It’s not a great idea to use silicone lube with silicone sex toys, it can damage the material.

The Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo is easy and fun to use for strap on sex as well, and I’ll be urging my female play partner to obtain one of these so I can be both on the ‘thruster’ and the ‘thrusted-into’ sides alternately.

Did the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo live up to the Vixen Creations hype? Yes, it did. You’ve got another fan. It’ll be full marks when a silicone is manufactured which resists dust and fuff.

For the person looking for a breathtakingly lifelike, realistic in appearance and feel dildo, with the added bonus of the erection-replicating rigid inner core, the Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo won’t disappoint. It’s sizeable enough to satisfy without being intimidating even for a dildo newbie, and offers a sex toy which is the perfect bridge between a comparatively innocent penetrative dildo and a kinkier strap on harness tool.

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At just under ninety pounds it’s not the cheapest sex toy ever, but in my opinion it’s worth absolutely every penny. For a realistic ‘omg-it’s-almost-an-actual-erect-penis’ dildo investment, click to buy your Vixen Creations Mustang Royale Dildo for £89.99.

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