Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£19.99
Materials:
Silicone

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer Hella Rude

Introducing the world’s most difficult dildo to photograph. I seriously had trouble with the metallic pink sheen on this bad boy but fortunately that’s the only bad thing I really have to say. This Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo is da bomb.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo ReviewBefore this DJ phallus, I was a realistic dildo virgin. I’d bought one with a sucker base in a bundle deal once and it ended up being a toilet roll holder. For some reason realistic dildos just haven’t appealed to me before as a product choice. Maybe it’s ‘woman on the internet’ syndrome, I am literally sick of looking at dick.

When Cara pulled this out of her bag at ETO Show 2015, I was pretty alarmed. I’m well known for my love of smaller toys, so this 8-inch pink monster was a pretty intimidating sight. He’s also around the 5.6-inch girth mark too, so not a small willy by any stretch of the imagination. Being the intrepid sex toy adventurer I am, I took up the big penis challenge.

During Use

It wasn’t easy, even though I used the Fun Factory Tiger G5 as a warm-up. Elongation doesn’t tend to be a problem for most women, after a good period of arousal you can get an impressive dipstick test from the average vag. When that’s combined with a beefy girth, things get trickier. Women with a strong pelvic floor tend to clench around anything put inside them. Clenching is the opposite to expanding, so you need to stretch those muscles out – It’s kind of a workout.

Once you get there with this toy, you can really enjoy the ride. The shaft has incredible texture and a natural shape for G-spot stimulation during the thrust. The material is virtually friction free once lubricated and reapplication wasn’t required. The texture is squeezable but firm, it warms quickly to the body and it’s easy to clean – my favourite kind of smooth, glossy silicone.

Why Choose This One?

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo ReviewWhy would you choose this dildo? It’s all in the length. The Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo is a master at A-spot stimulation. No matter how much you elongate, the length is there to keep hitting the sweet spot. This means plenty of lubrication as well as an intensely pleasurable internal massage. It’s honestly one of the most adept A-spot dildos I’ve tried and for that alone it gets my seal of approval.

Appearance

Appearance wise, it’s flawless. Seamless moulding, perfectly captured veins and skin folds… but it’s so pink and sparkly. It’s the colour I’d imagine a unicorn peen to be and if it could ejaculate, it’d probably spuff rainbows. The silly colour does make it look less like a real dick, but I can’t say that’s my idea of a selling point for a realistic lifelike penis dildo.

Final shout out for the flat base. It’s anal safe, ensures easy manipulation and there’s even a hole for attachment to Vac-U-Lock handles, strap-on harnesses and position enhancers.

You can buy the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo for £19.99.

– Hella Rude

Update May 2017

Sadly the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo has been discontinued. You can find a fab range of Doc Johnson dildos and sex toys here at Lovehoney UK or here at Lovehoney USA.


About the author: Hella Rude works as a freelance writer, model, adult e-commerce consultant and occasional TV presenter and actress. You can find her sassy, sensational and downright sexy writings at her author page here at Cara Sutra.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Platinum Silicone Realistic Dildo Review

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