Adrien Lastic Couple Secrets Vibrator Review
By Toraval
When I saw the Adrien Lastic Couple Secrets Vibrator on Cara’s list of available sex toys for testers, I had to jump at the opportunity to review it. I thought, a couples toy! and a remote control one! (me and my partner have a remote controlled egg which we really liked playing with). So I thought it would be great… a treat for both of us.
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At first glance I thought the Adrien Lastic Couple Secrets Vibrator was an internal and external (clit) vibe but on receiving it found it to be an anal and vaginal toy instead.
I didn’t let that get me down though, I’m not afraid to try anything at least once, so I gave it a go.
So the packaging; It’s smart, simple and robust, there is a tiny little picture of how to insert it right at the bottom in very small white ink, on a white box (i stumbled upon this, this is how I worked out that it was internal only) Actual size above.
You remove that sleeve where there was a nice little storage pouch to keep it in.
The Adrien Lastic Couple Secrets Vibrator comes with a remote, with battery, a usb charger, the toy itself and a very small instruction manual.
I’m going to be a bit nit picky here but the instructions had literally every language you could think of and then in the very last panel it had English. It’s really of vague, basically saying ‘charge it (the average charge takes about 90 mins for a 40 min use), insert it and then use remote’.
The first time I tried to use it, I was sitting there for ages trying to remember my school Spanish classes in order read the instructions.
On to the product itself; I love the fact it says that it’s silent (it is probably the loudest toy i have ever had!) a train went past, I had loud music on, there could have been an entire percussion band next to me and i would still hear it, very, very, very clearly.
It also says it’s waterproof ,but then says do not submerge and its only splash proof in the instructions!
The Adrien Lastic Couple Secrets Vibrator is very smooth, sleek and very small which makes it not so intimidating. I popped a little bit of lube on and inserted it. Being as its not big so it slid in easily. then i turned it on. I felt… absolutely… nothing.
There was a cacophony of sound but no stimulation what so ever (i have had more stimulation when riding a bike). I thought ok well maybe I need to use it with another toy. I am more of a clit type girl anyway. So I got another toy out and inserted (I found it hard to fit both in at the same time) Im quite small so there’s not a lot of space (TMI)
It was just irritating and in the way! I ended up taking it out and just using my normal toy.
I gave it another go with my partner. I put it and gave them the remote to play with, thinking maybe the surprise will be enjoyable. Well…… NO! Still the same problem! No stimulation at all. We had more entertainment dancing together to the rave beats of the loud vibrations, it kind of sounded like minions do club tunes or three part harmony. You can kind of tell this was not increasing the mood or doing anything really sexy at least.
Due to the sheer volume of the toy I’m sure if you are sensitive to vibrations and like internal stimulation it may be good.
For me the Adrien Lastic Couple Secrets Vibrator didn’t do anything at all and I can’t say I would ever consider promoting it to anyone.
Its a bit small to use alone but too bulky to try and manoeuvre around. But maybe if you want to throw a party and need a good base line you can use it!
At 58.99 its just not worth it! You can get far better on the market for much cheaper, or you can just sit on the tumble dryer instead!
3.5 out of 10
– Toraval
Thanks to our reviewer Toraval for this review of the Adrien Lastic Couple Secrets Vibrator.
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This product was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Cara Sutra team. This review contains affiliate links.
