Loving Joy Real Feel Realistic Vagina and Ass Penis Masturbator Review
By TheHusband
While the majority of my sex toys are couple focused or vagina focused, I have used a stroker or two in my time, so I have some experience with this type of toy. I can therefore share with you what my experience of the Loving Joy Real Feel Realistic Vagina and Ass Penis Masturbator from Loving Joy was like.
Upon receipt, the packaging is pretty basic. The design is clean and simple and not too intimidating for the uninitiated. No porn star photos or anything like that, just a picture of the Loving Joy Real Feel Realistic Vagina and Ass Penis Masturbator on the front and a sultry description of what you can expect to experience on the back.
I’ll note that while I enjoy a good stroker, I’m not much for anatomical shapes and skin colors. I prefer my toys to be toys, bright colors, simple holes, etc. rather than vagina shapes and ass shapes. To each their own, that’s just my preference.
Taking the Loving Joy Real Feel Realistic Vagina and Ass Penis Masturbator out of the package, I found that the TPE material was really soft and smooth. If you’ve never played with a TPE toy, it’s not quite like skin, but somewhere between silicone and jelly feeling. The color is a lighter skin tone (see pics), and the shape of the vagina and ass themselves are pretty small (compared to actual anatomical sizes). The shape around the ass also includes some booty cheek curves.
The stroker weighs 376 grams, which in my experience is not heavy at all. It’s also pretty short, with only 4.25 inches insertable. It features two canals, one vagina shaped towards the middle of the stroker and one ass shaped towards the bottom edge of the stroker.  The back of the stroker is a closed design, which in my experience is less enjoyable than open and more cumbersome to clean and dry.
Fingering each of the canals I felt a lot of sensation. The vagina has a lot of ridges and bumps inside, which I expect will be fun. The ass feels like it was swirly ridges throughout the length of the canal, which provide a different but also fun sensation.
Applying some water-based lube to the vaginal entrance and to my erection, I slide myself in. It’s not as easy as I might have expected, but that’s how these toys sometimes are. Once in, I slowly continue inch by inch into the stroker, feeling all of the sensations of the ridges and bumps. Then I bottom out.
The closed design coupled with only 4.25 insertable inches leaves much to be desired, and I’m of very average length and girth. Pushing harder can stretch the end of the toy a bit, but you still aren’t going to get more than about 4.5 inches into the Loving Joy Real Feel Realistic Vagina and Ass Penis Masturbator before the elasticity of the toy gives out and you’re left wanting just another inch or two to really engulf you. Maybe I’ll have better luck with the ass.
Applying a liberal amount of lube to the anal canal, I slide in. Things go a little easier with this hole, not having the anatomical shaped vagina lips to get through. Unfortunately, this hole has the same problem. Just not enough depth. Also, the anal canal on this toy is much closer to the edge of the product, and if you roll it over so the bottom is visible from above, you’ll see the shape of your penis and realize there isn’t much material wrapping around you from the bottom half of the canal.
Overall I like the direction this toy took, but the execution leaves much to be desired for even average sized penises. An open back would allow the tip of an erect penis to poke through, allowing the stroke to apply to the entire length of the penis. For closed-ended toys like this, we just need more length.
If your penis is 5 inches in length or less, and average girth, the Loving Joy Real Feel Realistic Vagina and Ass Penis Masturbator may be perfect for you. It will definitely make you feel big, bottoming out so easily. But for those with more than 5 inches to insert, this toy leaves much to be desired.
As a Loving Joy product, this toy comes with a one year warranty.
5/10
– TheHusband
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Thanks to TheHusband for this review of the Loving Joy Real Feel Realistic Vagina and Ass Penis Masturbator.
This Penis Masturbator was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Cara Sutra team. Contains affiliate links.
