Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator Review

2 out of 10

Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator Review

Cara Sutra’s review of the Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator 

I introduced the Agent Provocateur sex toys collection properly in the first of my trio of AP reviews for Lovehoney, which you can read here: Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Rumba Wand Vibrator review.  Today I’m reviewing the bullet vibe from the range: The Salsa.

Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator Review

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Packaging

The Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator comes beautifully presented in the same style of blush pink branded box as the other Agent Provocateur sex toys I received.

What’s In The Box

The box was sealed with a little sticker for hygiene reassurance, and once removed I could open the box to discover the contents. Inside the box I found:

  • A fabulously luxurious Agent Provocateur zip-up faux leather case, inside which I found
  • The Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator, along with
  • A fold out instruction leaflet, and
  • Magnetic/USB charging lead.

Instruction Leaflet

Measurements

The Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator measures 4.5 inches in overall length and a maximum circumference of 3.25 inches.

Charging Up

Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator Review

To charge up the Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator, attach the magnetic end of the charging lead to the metallic buttons on the control panel area of the toy (these double as the charging points as well as control buttons during use). The other end of the lead goes into any USB port you fancy. A full charge takes 2 hours from scratch, which provides up to 75 minutes of continuous play. While charging, an LED blinks red, which changes to emit a steady glow once the vibrator is fully charged.

I like to use the USB ports on my laptop while in the office, or my multi-USB to mains adaptor plug while in the bedroom. These are SO handy and can be picked up easily from online stores (click to browse a selection: UK / USA).

Operation

There are two buttons on the control facia of the vibrator, used to charge the toy, operate it and enable/disable the travel lock.

The top button is used to turn the power on and off. Press and hold for 2 seconds and the vibrations will come to life. Same to switch off. When on, press the top button repeatedly to scroll through the 3 speeds (a pink LED glows weak, medium and strongly to indicate your current vibration level). The bottom button can be pressed to scroll through the 7 patterns while on any of the vibration speeds. If you press and hold that bottom button for 2 seconds while on a pattern, it will return you to the constant vibration mode.

To enable the travel lock, press and hold both buttons at the same time for 6 seconds. The vibrator will buzz and a light will flash to indicate the travel lock has been successfully activated. Do the same (hold both buttons for 6 seconds) to deactivate the travel lock.

During Use

As I mentioned in my Agent Provocateur Rumba Wand review, I was disappointed with all the AP vibrators I received once I turned them on. Their only plus points are the luxurious presentation, glorious storage cases and the silky soft silicone. These are hardly a saving grace though, considering the cost of these vibrators and the fact that if they’re not orgasmically effective, what have you really spent your cash on? A storage case and a tactile ornament.

Usually, I absolutely bloody love bullet vibrators. They’re my favourite type of sex toy, along with wand vibrators. That’s why I was so excited to try out the Rumba Wand in the Agent Provocateur collection, as well as this Salsa Bullet. I was expecting big things. Powerful vibrations which would thrust me towards a hefty, full body orgasm in no time. Or at least, at some time. I can be patient, believe it or not. I don’t mind the scenic route. Unfortunately, I never get past the ‘pleasant enough’ tingles stage of the game with the Salsa bullet vibrator.

It honestly feels to me like the motor within the Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator is the same as those used in ÂŁ15 bullet vibrators. Except that 1) I obviously don’t know that for sure, it’s just the impression I get from my own experiences, and 2) I’ve had much better experiences, which actually bring me to orgasm every time, with a ÂŁ15 bullet vibrator. The Tracey Cox Supersex bullet blows the Salsa out of the water (for me) for a start.

The Salsa should have shot straight into my top 3 favourite sex toys. On paper, it’s perfect. In photos, spectacular. During use? Super-sad nope. With a different motor inside it – say, the ones used by Love Not War (I love my LNW Meile vibrator so damn much) – it could be a whole different story for the Salsa, with this sweet little vibe receiving 10/10.

Summary

If you have wayyy more sensitive nether regions than me (which isn’t too difficult to imagine seeing as I’ve been banging sex toys against my clit for review/pleasure purposes for over a decade now) you might squeal in orgasmic joy when using the Agent Provocateur X Lovehoney The Salsa Bullet Vibrator.

Unfortunately, for me, the Salsa is relegated to my ‘no thanks, never again’ box of sex toys.

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