Satisfyer 2 Review

9 out of 10
Price:
£49.95
Brand:
Satisfyer
Materials:
Plastic

Satisfyer 2 Review

By Louise Lace

The Satisfyer 2 is unlike any of the adult toys in my collection. It’s not a vibrator as such but more of a massager for the clitoris.  Not having tried anything of this style, I jumped at the chance to review one as part of the Pleasure Panel.

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Presentation

The Satisfyer 2 is packaged in a white box with an image of the product clearly displayed both front and back. No leaving this box lying round the house; I hope it comes with a storage pouch!  The box has a hygiene seal on both ends providing assurance that the box has not been opened before arriving.  The sides of the box provide some basic information about the product in many languages.

Features

  • Whisper mode
  • Easy to clean
  • Pressure wave and touch free clitoral stimulation
  • Waterproof (not my cup of tea, but handy for those who do enjoy water play)
  • Body friendly Silicone
  • 11 program settings
  • Battery operated

Inside the Box

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Inside the box, the Satisfyer 2 is nestled within moulded plastic and comes with a comprehensive operating manual.  As this is a new design of product to me I took my time to read the manual. I wanted to ensure I was fully informed on how it works and how to use the Satisfyer 2 to get the best results.

The manual includes information on how to turn the Satisfyer 2 on and off, how to move through the 11 different program settings, how to clean and store, what type of batteries are required, how to insert them and where to dispose of them once depleted.  It also contains some important safety information such as removing any piercing jewellery before use. This is useful to know for  ladies who have adornments to their genital area.

The product bio promises “…multiple and incredibly intense orgasms within minutes.  With its oval head, innovative vacuum technology and touch-free massage, the pleasure it provides will wow you.”  Quite the claim from the manufacturers.  Here’s hoping my normally fussy clitoris agrees.

Powering Up

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First things first: inserting the 2 AAA batteries, which are not supplied.  I know many reviewers and buyers of adult toys complain about battery operated toys, it is 2017 after all.  Personally I don’t mind providing my own batteries for items that retail at under £50.  If I am paying more than £50 for a toy, I fully expect it to be rechargeable or at the very least supplied with batteries.  At the time of reviewing, the Satisfyer 2 retails at between £30-£50 so in this instance I see no problem in providing a couple of batteries from my battery box.  The base of the Satisfyer 2 opens and closes with a gentle twist and the batteries are simply popped up its tube. Ooh err missus.

Design

Now that my Satisfyer 2 is ready to go, I have a chance to fully inspect its design. The handle is made from white ABS plastic and the part that surrounds the clitoris is body-safe silicone.  The piece that holds the silicone clitoral stimulator is a beautiful brushed rose gold colour as are the operating buttons. As a finishing touch there is a fine ring of shiny rose gold which twinkles in the light.  I love the rose gold elements of the Satisfyer 2, they make the product look very classy. It could even be passed off as a facial massager if left lying around the house.

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Operating the Satisfyer 2 is simple enough. Hold down the circular button for a second or two and the Satisfyer 2 springs to life on the first of its 11 settings. Moving through the settings is achieved by pushing the well placed +/- buttons.

Unlike some adult toys, the Satisfyer 2 has the ability to move backwards through the settings. This means if you skip past the one you want you can easily back track.  This is a fabulous feature and will be used a lot by me. I love bringing myself close to orgasm and then slowing things down over and over to prolong the experience. This technique is called ‘edging’.  If you’re new to ‘edging’ or unsure as to what it is, I’m sure if you dig around the Cara Sutra site you will find an article or two on the subject.

Noise Levels

So the first thing I should point out: ‘whisper quiet’ is something the Satisfyer 2 is not. On the first and lowest setting, the Satisfyer 2 has a relatively low rumbling noise.  However, as you move up through the settings, the wave intensity increases. So does the noise level.  This is a shame as the box and enclosed literature make a point of highlighting the whisper quiet feature.  This means that the Satisfyer 2 is to be stored to my ’empty house only’ toy box, which in all honesty doesn’t get used very often as I’m rarely home alone.

Using the Satisfyer 2

Time to introduce my clitoris to the Satisfyer 2.  Positioning myself on the bed with my legs akimbo, I gently parted my labia. I don’t want them getting in the way and applied a smidge of water-based lube. It is not recommended to use silicone-based lube with silicone products as this can result in damage to the product.

The silicone part of the Satisfyer 2 has a large oval shaped opening. This allows the clitoris to sit comfortably in the middle with space to increase in size as the Satisfyer 2 stimulates with its vacuum technology.  Although the Satisfyer 2 rumbles and vibrates, once the silicone is pressed against the skin and a seal is formed, it actually uses air to suck at the clitoris. This for me was a rather strange sensation. I have to admit that on the lowest setting, I feared that this may not be the product to offer my somewhat fussy clitoris the mind blowing experience promised on the bio.

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Plenty of Settings

Knowing that there were 11 settings to experiment with, I pressed through the settings.  As the intensity increased slightly with each push of the + button, so did the sensations to my clit.  Much to my surprise on setting 4 to 5, I erupted into a shock orgasm.  Shaking and shuddering on the bed, I began to forgive the noise levels and seemingly mild 1st setting and had a mini panic over what effect level 11 might have on me.

Once recovered and now aware of how effective the lower/middle settings can be, I tried again. This time being careful to tease my next orgasm out slowly.  Using the +/- buttons, I was able to make use of more of the settings. In all honesty, though, I’m not sure I will ever ‘need’ or ‘want’ to get up to level 11.  For me, 6 settings would have been enough. Rather than providing more settings, Satisfyer could have invested in a slightly quieter motor to allow the product to deliver on its ‘whisper quiet’ promise.

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Clean-Up

Cleaning was an easy process as the Satisfyer 2 is waterproof. A quick dip in some warm soapy water, a wipe with a cloth and it was good to go back in the box ready for the next use.

Summary

All in all, I thoroughly enjoyed the Satisfyer 2. I will keep it at the top of my ’empty house only’ toy box as it really did pack a punch on the orgasm front. Also, its air wave, vacuum technology offers an enlightening experience.  I wouldn’t go so far as to describe it as an alternative to oral sex because well… tongues, breath, tickles etc but it does come in at a very close second.

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I would recommend the Satisfyer 2 to ladies who enjoy clitoral stimulation, don’t mind noisy toys and enjoy eye rolling, stars shining, throw your head back orgasms.  The Satisfyer 2 gets a 9 out of 10 from me, losing a point because there wasn’t a storage bag and it is a bit noisy.

Thank you to Cara, Mistress of the Pleasure Panel and Satisfyer for providing me with the Satisfyer 2 free of charge in exchange for an open, honest and unbiased review.

Louise x


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Louise Lace for this review of the Satisfyer 2.

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This product was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Cara Sutra team. 

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