Spanking Toy Reviews
Spanking Toy Reviews
By JM88 I'm a great lover of hitty things, owning floggers, paddles and crops, so when I saw the Bondage Boutique Advanced Split Leather Paddle up for review I jumped at the chance! It's widely marketed as an advanced toy, and I would definitely agree with this.
For the price, the Fifty Shades Of Grey Spanking Ruler is a very effective tool and prop. I would highly recommend getting the Fifty Shades Of Grey Spanking Ruler. I do wish it was a little longer, but it will do the trick and will be easier to pack.
I received the Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler to review courtesy of Cara and I have to say I’m very pleasantly surprised! It arrived in a see-through plastic packaging as if you were buying a normal ruler. Holding the ruler in my hand I’ve found it has a good decent weight to the item which makes it much easier to use. It’s wooden which gives a good thwack sound when spanking!
By Cara Sutra: I first spotted this House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle when I visited UberKinky a few months back. My partner Darren (of Sablecraft) absolutely adores dragons (and paddles, and spanking) so I knew it would be right up his street. After an exclamation of how beautiful it was, UberKinky generously offered to have one sent out so I could test and review.
...the Kink Craft Paracord Floggers are exquisite. Not just in looks, but the way they're made, the care and attention that's gone into the design, the hours of work, the alternative material, the durability, the weight, amount of tails, the two types of knot for different strokes and the way they really work.
The UberKinky Rounded Handle Leather Flogger will thrill anyone looking for a sensual, erotic adventure. Whether you're after a teasing exploration of the light touches of leather tails over aroused skin as part of kinky foreplay, or you're looking for a punishing but beautiful flogger to add to your 'dungeon' collection, this flogger provides it all.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Well no, quite frankly – after the summer we’ve had it wouldn’t be saying much. What I will compare this item to, is opening a mystery package to discover a brand new pair of Pleaser heels, or finally popping open that bottle of Prosecco on a Friday afternoon, or stepping into a luxury hotel suite at the start of a gloriously long and soon-to-be-filthy bank holiday weekend.
Spankings and such funishments are always rather more enjoyable with the benefit of hindsight – once that glow creeps in and it’s finally over, and I can just lie in his comforting embrace racked with cathartic tears or be pinned down and fucked better. Canes most definitely fall into that ‘enjoyable after the event’ category, because at the time they sting like fuck.
My most recent experience with a House of Eros product, other than for the purposes of this review of course, came last November. If you recall, I was honoured to open the new Boiler Room for La Boudoir Boutique. On the day I took great pleasure in being part of the fetish photography shoot, enjoying not one but two gorgeous women being restrained and presented for me to tease, spank and whip. What item did I select from the many rails of BDSM equipment? The House of Eros heavy leather flogger.
One for true beginners to bondage and those who seek to just inject a little spice into their sex life. Fifty Shades of Grey fans will no doubt love it.
The Jack Boot Paddle is just as it says. Looks like the underside of a size 14 boot. It’s a bootprint which feels like it’s made from boot sole rubber, firmly attached to the same shape piece of wood with a handle for easy wielding. The handle is backed on both sides with what feels like a riveted strip of leather, and a reinforced hole through the end and a hanging/wrist loop. This paddle measures just under 15 inches in overall length, within which the handle measures 5.25 inches. The maximum width of the spanking area of the paddle is 4.5 inches and the thickness of the paddle is just under 0.5 inches.
As a light little whip the LELO Sensua Suede Whip is a luxurious item which has an exquisitely stylish look and feel. It’s easy to hold and wield, not too heavy and the handle feels cool and smooth in the palm.
All in all, the LELO Dare Me Pleasure Set represents not only a beautiful gift to that special someone or a treat for yourself, but also a saving of £8 against buying each item separately.
Spanking and caning are amongst my favourite punishment sessions to enjoy with submissives. At least, they tell me they enjoyed it, once they stop crying. Easy to use and light enough to wield for everyone. If you need a new cane to thrash your submissive or slave with, try the Kink Industries Red Intense Impact Cane from UberKinky.
Spank Ties are an unintimidating and fun item for lovers or those new to kink and BDSM. I must confess to having a bit more fun with the Spank Ties than merely sexual... I can be such a child!
These suede tails are firmly bound to the handle, which is of course the glass dildo. This glass dildo is made from a textured shaft, with a smooth, bulbous tip. The similarity to the traditional whip or flogger handle is remarkable and genius, making inserting such a tool feel even more naughty than usual.
Bettie Page is, arguably, the Queen of Pinup. The Bettie Page collection by Lovehoney is the only Bettie Page range actually approved by the Bettie Page estate themselves. If they're happy with the quality, it should follow that all others are too; after all, these products are being sold with Ms Page's name and image all over them. Welcome to my Bettie Page Longing For Leather Bullwhip review!
I received the ElectraStim Bi-Polar ElectraPaddle Leather Spanking Paddle along with the ElectraStim EM-60 E Flick control unit pack, and the ElectraStim electrosex Conductive Gel. These items were sent free of charge by ElectraStim in exchange for a fair and honest review.
It is very refreshing to see bondage sex toys and fetish floggers available in colours other than the traditional black or black and red. Sissy girls and age play enthusiasts or daddy's little girls will particularly love the My Little Pony inspired candy colour floggers, with rainbow streamer feel fronds. There are virginal white satin and lace floggers which could make a fantastic collaring ceremony gift, handfasting present for the kinky or a wedding gift for that romantic yet still quite kinky pair.
I fucking love nerds. Computer nerds in particular. With their quick fingers tapping away and making incomprehensible code appear in a black box on screen and their knowledge of things I could only dream of understanding. To my mind, the only thing better than a nerd is a nerd sitting naked from the waist down playing idly with his dick while he runs a test suite.