Gifts, Games and Edibles
I love humour, I often choose a funny or insulting greetings card for my family and friends. I also enjoy doing cute things for my hubby on Valentines Day, and I like to involve a big of sauciness and naughtiness!
I don't know about you, but I always struggle to find funny or quirky cards and gifts for my closest friends. When Cara asked if I was interested in reviewing some cards and a calendar from the Love Layla Designs range I jumped at the chance.
Because I’m a patron for Cara Sutra, I got the opportunity to sign up to receive some Love Layla Design items for review. If you want to be a patron too and get the option for extra cool review items, you can sign up here.
As as self-respecting Northerner, the binge drinking culture is something that I was born to partake in. After all, who else is going to polish off all that beer and stout? So when the JIZZ Pump Action Drinking Game fell into the lap of fellow Northerner Cara Sutra (but not literally), she knew exactly who to call.
Searching in the app store, brings up way too many choices. Many of them are bad cheap money grabs, but every so often you find one that has some meat to it. The iKamaSutra App is one of those that stand out.
Thank you to Cara and Simply Pleasure for giving me the opportunity to review this kinky and interesting kit, the Clone A Pussy Hot Pink Kit. Not many people can say that they have had a close and intricate look at their own pussy without the aid of a camera or mirror but I now can.
I have to admit I was a little bit flummoxed as to why this item popped up for review on the Pleasure Panel. At first I thought the Barenaturals Paradise Island Candle must be a massage candle but I saw nothing on the website saying so and evidently, it was not.
These smooth pebbles, made from polished cobblestone riverbed rocks, come presented in a soft black velvety drawstring bag. The Lovehoney heart logo is embroidered on the front of the Lovehoney Oh! Hot Massage Rocks pouch. Attached to the drawstring is the instruction card.
In this Ann Summers Rotating Rampant Rabbit Gift Set is the rampant rabbit itself, a mini vibe and a lubricant. This all comes presented in a sealed black box.
After the fun I had with the 8x small Milk Cockalot Chocolates that were sent me for review from the Pleasure Panel and my subsequent fan art that left Cara Sutra squealing in delight, Clonezone UK sent me one of their Cockolat 8 Inch Dildo Chocolate Cock to see what my imagination could come up with. No pressure eh?!
Generally, I'm not a huge fan of novelty items. However, when I saw the Cockolat Milk Chocolate Willies up for grabs in a Pleasure Panel round, I decided that if I was ever going to try out a novelty item for myself, it would have to be something I could eat.
So today I am reviewing a Chocolate Cock (not the chicken type) an actual Chocolate dick! I put myself forward to review this unusual Easter treat because I thought the Cockolat 8 Inch Chocolate Cock would be fun to review, I mean who wouldn’t want to eat a chocolate cock?
Let me tell you about the Warm Authentic Warm System. I was selected by the lovely Cara Sutra to review this for Pleasure Panel and I was a mix of excitement and curiosity. The premise behind the Warm Authentic Warm System (Sex Toy Warming Device) is that warmer toys feel more realistic.
The Cockolat Dark Chocolate Willies come neatly packaged in a simple but elegant box. There is a thin black crepe paper sheet over the chocolates so it does feel more luxurious than a dollar store candy box.
I volunteered to review the Cockolat White Chocolate Willies on behalf of the Pleasure Panel and the Clonezone. The reason I went for these is because I was hosting a hen party and thought they'd get a giggle.
I wasn’t sure what I was expecting with the Cockolat White Chocolate Willies. In a way I was expecting cheap and nasty chocolate that looks ridiculous and was designed for hen dos or anything that has a group of giggling drunk women.
If you want to know really quickly if I like these Cockolat Dark Chocolate Willies, I do. I’m eating one as I write this review, if that’s any indication. Thanks Cara and Clonezone for sending this on for a review!
Contouring appears to be the newest makeup craze. What happened to the days of getting it all wrong? Of applying foundation that was four shades too dark in the hope you'd look like you had a sun kissed style, like you were a super cool beach babe? No? Just me?...tragic.