Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream Review
& Swiss Navy Massage Cream Review
By Pleasure Panel reviewer Minxy Mischief
On receiving the Swiss Navy massage cream and Swiss Navy masturbation cream I had a look at the ingredients and realised they were in fact the same thing! The only difference is that the masturbation cream says it’s not for use with condoms and doesn’t contain spermicide.
The little sachets are really easy to open, just rip the top off. I really wasn’t sure about using a cream in my intimate areas so when my partner asked me to pass him some lube, I thought I’d give him one of the masturbation creams to try. It went on very thick but quickly warmed up and kind of melted to be more like a lotion. We were both very pleasantly surprised that a cream could be so nice. It really lasted and didn’t dry up at all. I thought I would give it a try and again it felt like it melted with my body heat. I felt really nice and soft and well moisturised. I expect that will be the coconut oil in it. It didn’t at any point get sticky or tacky.
Using the Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream as a massage cream is equally as nice. It’s not greasy and works into the skin really well. It leaves your skin well moisturised. If I had run out of my usual moisturiser I would be more than happy to use this as a substitute. I can’t really say anything else about it that I haven’t already said.
We don’t use condoms for contraception so this wasn’t an issue for us but for someone who does this wouldn’t be suitable if sex was on the cards unless you washed off the cream before putting on a condom.
Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream Summary
Pros – Long lasting, non greasy.
Cons – Not suitable for use with condoms.
Overall we both really liked this cream and the way it melted to a lotion with your body heat.
– Minxy Mischief
Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Minxy Mischief for this guest review of the Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream & Swiss Navy Massage Cream. The full size versions (150ml tube) are available from UberKinky for the usual price of £12.99 each.
These samples were sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by UberKinky. Thank you! 🙂
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