Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream Review
By Pleasure Panel reviewer Lightweight Toucan
Well now, this is a lube I can get down with! The packet/tube it’s in is difficult to open (one handed, anyway) but it just makes the prize sweeter. The Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream slipped out on to my fingers, it didn’t drip or try to escape and ruin my clean sheets, but stayed where I had put it. It also didn’t try to slide straight off my clit and down my backside, unlike some more lively, watery lubes, and what a plus this is! Not having oily coldness sliding down onto areas I neither want to play with or have to mess about cleaning is a feature all lubes should have, but can’t seem to manage.
It kept its glide and water-like pliability, and this let me lose myself in fantasy, not worrying about it drying up and causing me to stop play. Using this Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream was awesome, it wasn’t tacky, didn’t smell…well, it didn’t smell at all, which can only be a good thing. Sometimes the smell of some lubes can pull you out of the moment, no such issue with Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream!
A pea sized amount of the Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream stayed silky and slippery for at least 5 minutes of play time with my husband, and around 10 minutes for myself (using the same amount each time) and it didn’t dry out fully or start peeling like some do.
The clean-up after using Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream was pretty simple, and this is just another plus. Using a little tissue to wipe it off between plays, or just using a feminine wipe cleaned it all off and it didn’t leave a residue or any tackiness.
I like this one, it can stay for as long as it lasts, which may be a while based on the staying power of Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream.
7/10, it won’t take my top spot, but the Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream is pretty damn good.
– Lightweight Toucan
Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Lightweight Toucan for this review of the Swiss Navy Masturbation Cream (oil and silicone hybrid Lube; £12.99)
This lube was given free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by UberKinky. Thank you! 🙂
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