Sqweel Go Oral Sex Toy
Review by She’s So Sassy from Hella Rude
“Small, sexy and incredibly powerful, the Sqweel Go oral sex simulator for women offers the sensation of oral sex with the bonus of expert precision. With 3 powerful speeds and 3 delectable patterns – orgasms on demand are yours, wherever and whenever.”
Um. No. Just NO. Sqweel Go is a squeal NO.
In no way, shape or form does this simulate oral sex. I’d go so far as to say that no lover has ever given such a poor performance between my legs, this thing was a total let-down. I thought using some lube would give it more of a natural feel, so I broke out the aqua lube and tried it again. Nope, it was still awful.
The worst part about it is that doesn’t feel anything like getting head. If you put it on speed two or higher you’ve got a fan blowing against your clit, because it circulates air – and quite fast. I couldn’t even mentally get to my sexy place without laughing.
The first speed is the most comfortable, but it drags on your skin when you put it against your clit and it stops the wheel spinning, even with a full charge.
No joke, a vibrator from Poundland did a better job than the Sqweel Go. I actually quipped with a friend that the only way this thing might give you pleasure is if you were into bestiality, because the silicone flaps look like a bunch of cat tongues.
Overall I rate it 0/10.
The Sqweel Go would probably be best used to lattice cake icing or as a medium for some sort of Jackson Pollock style painting you’re delving into. I know for a fact there is a better oral sex stimulator out there, so the hunt most certainly continues!
The Lovehoney Sqweel Go was provided free of charge in exchange for an honest, impartial review. You can buy the Sqweel Go from Lovehoney for £39.99 at www.lovehoney.co.uk. Lovehoney also sell the full-size Sqweel 2 oral sex stimulator that retails at the same price. Get 10% off at Lovehoney by following THIS LINK.
- Pocket-sized oral sex simulator
- USB rechargeable
- 10 mini silicone tongues
- 30% more power
- 3 powerful speeds
- 3 patterns – light shudders, intense pulsations, fast licks
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