So Divine Addicted Vibrating Love Egg Review
By Pleasure Panel reviewer Tim Cash
Years ago, we bought a cheap vibrating egg with a remote control attached by a cable. It was adequate, but the cable and the cheap plastic finish meant that we rarely used it, and it ended up being disposed of when our toy drawer had gotten too full. We had considered getting a more modern, expensive version, but just never got around to it. When the So Divine Addicted Vibrating Love Egg appeared on Cara Sutra’s Pleasure Panel, we decided to see how much better this toy was compared to our cheap old thing.
The So Divine Addicted Vibrating Love Egg arrived in a nicely designed, solid box that suggested quality. The key selling points are along the side, which were mostly qualities that you would expect in a premium sex toy – water resistant, high quality silicone, latex and phthalates-free. When the slipcase cover of the box was removed, the solid white box underneath looked like it could contain a perfume or something similar from a high class department store.
Opening the white box, I was impressed by the egg part of the So Divine Addicted Vibrating Love Egg. It has a lovely soft feel to the silicone, a size that seemed suitable, and a shape that seemed like it would sit comfortably inside my partner without slipping too much.
She did mention that the wire loop coming out of the egg did not look nice, but we assumed that it was used as both a removal loop and radio receiver. Unfortunately, the remote control just didn’t feel the same. It has a solid plastic feel to it, which after holding the egg, just didn’t feel part of the same set. The shape as satisfying though, sitting nicely in my hand.
Underneath the top layer there was a little storage bag, a couple of leaflets, and the charging cable. The remote control has a battery in it, and the So Divine Addicted Vibrating Love Egg gets plugged in using a standard USB charger to get its power.
After some foreplay, I held the power button down on the egg for two seconds, and then inserted the egg into my partner. As suspected, it sat comfortably in her, with the loop hanging out of her.
As the reason we wanted to use it was to have me controlling it, we reached our first issue. To get the egg vibrating, the button on the remote control is held down for two seconds. Annoyingly, the only way I could tell whether it was vibrating was by asking her.
Pushing the button again changed the speed, through the 3 speed settings, and then through to the pulse settings. Once again, it wasn’t particularly obvious when the speed changed. Ideally, it would turn on or change the speed immediately from each click. Unfortunately, the remote control needed to be very close to the receiver, and even then, it didn’t always respond properly.
Nevertheless, she found the vibrations surprisingly powerful from the little egg. She is not a fan of pulsing vibrations, but they seemed suitable and there is a good selection. We did have some fun using bells attached to her, and telling her not to move when the vibrations kicked in, but as I could not always tell when it was vibrating, we did get a bit bored with it.
To stop the So Divine Addicted Vibrating Love Egg vibrating, the remote control button is held down for two seconds, and then to turn off the power, the power button on the egg is held down for two seconds. I then washed it with standard sex toy cleaner, dried it, and put it away in its little bag.
We loved some parts of the So Divine Addicted Vibrating Love Egg, such as the strong vibrations and the shape, but the way I had to use the remote control pointing right at the receiver, very close to it, ruined the experience. I had hoped that this could have been used surreptitiously in public, but it is not really suitable for this purpose.
– Tim Cash
Where To Buy
Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Tim Cash for this review of the So Divine Addicted Vibrating Love Egg.
The So Divine Addicted Vibrating Love Egg was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by So Divine Sex Toys.
This sex toy is also available from Boots online.