Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Toy Review
By Candy Snatch
I’m a proper sucker for marketing so when all my favourite bloggers and reviewers started talking about the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Toy I was curious to know what all the fuss was about and quickly ordered myself one.
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I’d had a look at the information available online and couldn’t quite imagine how I thought the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Toy might feel, so it was with baited breath I waited for its arrival. When the parcel finally came I was impressed by the quality looking box, not at all cheap or tacky and you’d be forgiven for thinking you’d purchased manicure equipment or something instead of a sex toy. Only the name really giving it away.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoris Stimulator is a lovely rose gold colour. It looks to me a little bit like a tiny hairdryer with a nice solid handle and a white circular cup on the tip. Here is where the fun happens. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoris Stimulator works by air pressure wave stimulation and bills itself as “touch free climax” being that sometimes I struggle to get off using full vibrations, dependant on the toy, I was sceptical as to whether The Satisfyer would work for me.
There are two simple controls, one to switch it on/off and one to manage the 11 different programmes. Simple. I was excited to see what the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Toy could do but my curious clit was going to have to wait as I had to charge the unit first. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a USB charge and comes complete with cable which cleverly locks on magnetically, the first charge needs to be a full charge so I left it overnight, I have seen some people saying their first charge took 7 hours though I can’t say as I was dreaming about trying it out.
Finally the next morning I got the house to myself and got to play with my new toy. The good folk over at Satisfyer HQ say it’s fully waterproof but for its maiden voyage I wanted to try it on dry land so to speak, however it is recommended that you apply lube to the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoris Stimulator first to improve the experience.
Nestling the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoris Stimulator over my clit was easy and once I was settled with the position I turned it on and…. WOW! Even though this was on the most basic setting my head threw back and I made a sound not unlike a strangled cat. The intensity was crazy and the sensation, whilst slightly strange at first, quickly became similar to oral sex. The closest thing I can think to describe it is the feeling when my man sucks on my clit, in fact I was immediately reminded of a recent amazing afternoon in bed and pushed over the edge within seconds. The strength of my orgasm was so massive not only did I tear the sheet from the bed but for the first time in my life I squirted without internal stimulation, something I wasn’t even aware I could do! I turned the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoris Stimulator off and laid there breathless, shaking and shocked.
To fully investigate the product before writing this review I went on to check my reaction wasn’t a one off by working my way through the programmes. It is important to stress here this was merely to provide the best review possible and not at all because I may be slightly addicted to the delicious sensations of the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Toy. I can happily report not one of the programmes failed to deliver and I was left an absolute mess and a total convert. The feeling of the Satisfyer Pro 2 in use for me is a kind of tingling vibrating pressure paired with a slight suction. It’s a fast worker and makes me cum quickly on the later programmes but the first one is perfect for teasing myself while reading erotica or watching porn and building to a slow burn climax.
In terms of noise: the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoris Stimulator is quite noisy when it’s not attached to the clit but once applied I found it to be quite useable with people in the house, under the duvet I’d be surprised if it could be heard through a door. I found it best to position the Satisfyer Pro 2 first before switching it on to minimise the noise factor.
The only slight downside I can see to this product, and it is a really slight downside, is there is a slight delay to cut off once you press the off button. Should you get interrupted that might prove annoying or awkward. I was frustrated by the long initial charge time but my goodness this beauty more than makes up for it once it’s up and running.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoris Stimulator is made of body friendly silicone and although at first glance I was concerned it might be difficult to clean I’ve found a cotton bud works brilliantly inside the cup and the rest is just a straightforward wipe.
I absolutely love my Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Toy, it’s my current favourite toy and considering I usually prefer penetration to purely clitoral stimulation that’s a bold statement. I have been recommending the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoris Stimulator to all my friends and give it a massive 10/10!
– Candy Snatch
Thanks to our reviewer Candy Snatch for this contributed review of the Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Toy.
This product was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Cara Sutra team.
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