Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear Review
Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear review by BarginHunta
Soft and squishy and packaged just like your favourite gummy bear sweets, but is it going to perform or will this bear be all cuddles?
The Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear is packaged just like a pack of gummy bear shaped sweets.
It comes in a plastic envelope package that you tear open to get into. The front of the packet has a large clear section that allows you to see the gummy bear snuggled inside:
The front of the packet shows that the batteries are included (hooray!), as well as stating it is waterproof and apparently “super powerful”. Also the bear apparently has a “snuggle nose sweet spot”, so I shall certainly look out for that in my later testing 😉
The rear of the packet has an image of a Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear, as well as stating again that the batteries are included (LR-44), and some additional ‘sales’ bullet points, some more useful than others (I mean, is it really required to state that it is “wireless” ?!)
Opening the packet is incredibly simple, as there are two notches out of the sides that make ripping it open very easy. My own (very tiny) niggle here is that the notches are at the bottom of the packet, effectively meaning that you have to open it upside down. I know it shouldn’t make a difference, but it does bother me more than it reasonably should!
Contained within the packet is simply just the gummy bear, batteries are already fitted and you are ready to go!
The Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear is definitely gummy, to the extent that is does have that slightly sticky feeling which you just know means it is going to collect dust & fluff. Sure enough, immediately after opening it (due to opening it upside down) it fell to the floor, after which it certainly required a rinse before it was going anywhere near me!
I was intrigued as to whether the batteries were replaceable, so I decided to look further. As it turns out the gummy ‘skin’ of the bear does roll up and off the vibe quite easily, and inside there is a colour matched mini-bullet vibe, with a simple screw-cap end. Once unscrewed the three LR-44 batteries can be removed and therefore replaced when the time comes
Enough of that now though, it was time to put it all back together, get testing underway and hunt for that snuggle nose sweet spot!
How It Feels
The Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear is a single speed vibrator operated by the single push button on the base. The vibrator is reasonably powerful, if somewhat buzzy due to its size. Unfortunately even holding it in my hand I can feel that the gummy skin of the vibe seems to be absorbing most of the vibration, so my expectations rapidly became lower.
Sure enough, when I started to use it I found that the vibrations were largely stifled by the gummy coating, and if there truly is a “snuggle nose sweet spot” then it’s very elusive and I certainly could not find it.
I tried various positions with the Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear, but unfortunately ended up frustrated in the end and resorted to one of my other toys for satisfaction.
You could remove the gummy skin, and then just have a single-speed, single-mode, buzzy, mini-vibe to use, but I’d really class that as something you could do after purchase to make it useful, rather than a reason to purchase, and it kinda renders the whole thing rather pointless.
Although waterproof I found that the water did tend to get in between the inside of the “gummy skin” and the actual vibe, so I have some concerns of “stale water” developing in there. Equally you cannot dry the Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear on a towel or anything similar as it will immediately attract any lint or fluff from the towel, so it must be left to air dry.
A nice looking mini-vibe, and certainly has the cutesy factor looking like a giant gummy bear sweet.
However I found that personally it really didn’t function as a vibe very well at all and left me feeling rather disappointed with the whole thing.
Overall rating 1/10
Where To Buy
Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer BarginHunta for this review of the Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear.
The Rock Candy Blue Gummy Vibe Waterproof Clitoral Vibrating Bear was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Simply Pleasure. Thank you! 🙂
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