Nexus Glide Prostate Massager (Yellow)
Pleasure Panel review by Angechaotiques
Up until reviewing the Nexus Glide prostate massager, I’d never used a prostate massager before. Naturally I knew what one was and vaguely how to use it (cheers Google, haha) but I was a virgin to this type of toy. Before I continue, I must make you aware that, as a bisexual male, I’m not averse to having things inserted into my ass, but for me a finger is usually enough – I much prefer to do the inserting to other people. Well, I don’t have another person to use it on so I have to take one for the team!
The first thing I noticed about the Nexus Glide Prostate Massager was its rigidity. It is made from medical grade polypropylene and it is neon yellow – it’s certainly not going to get lost at any rate, but how hard it was initially perturbed me. It has an insertable (forgive me if that isn’t a real word) length of 10 cm and at its widest point it’s 3cm. At the bottom of the main shaft, there are small ridges which were intriguing. Of the two prongs, one of them is clearly a handle and the other has a stainless steel roller ball attached to it – intriguing!
Now it’s time to put the Nexus Glide Prostate Massager to good use, so I grab the nearest bottle of lube (Cobeco Anal Lube to be precise) lie on my back, rub a little lube on my hole and a little on the toy and ease it in gently. It wasn’t difficult to figure out which way round the toy was to be inserted as the roller ball was designed to massage the perineum whilst the rest of it was concentrating on the main event. Once the full length of the massager was inside me, I chose to just lay back and relax for about 5 minutes and get accustomed to the shape of the toy and all its lumps and bumps. The ridges at the base of the toy acted as a kind of anchor, they helped keep it from slipping out but they had another use and I’ll get to that in a second.
Now I was ready, so I grabbed a hold of the handle of the Nexus Glide Prostate Massager, and gently rocked it back and forth, there would be no in and out, just back and forth with this product. This isn’t designed to fuck me, it’s designed to milk a sweet spot and apparently I have the perfect body for the size of this one as it was exactly where it needed to be! The rocking motion of the toy served three purposes simultaneously and my body certainly enjoyed it as my cock wouldn’t sit still the entire time. Not only was my prostate having the time of its life (thanks for the precum!) but that roller ball gave a perfectly smooth massage, gliding over my gooch with each small movement. To top it off, those little ridges teased at my sphincter just enough to raise a smile! The three actions at once from merely moving the toy less than a centimetre at a time combined into a sensation overload and a really rather massive ejaculation to boot. Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t hands-free, a little bit of tugging was required, but it was close enough!
On to the clean-up… the not so pleasurable bit! So easy to clean, the material it is made of is so hardwearing and smooth that a quick rinse under a hot tap is all it needs. For added hygiene, that roller ball can be popped out and cleaned on its own too – handy!
For what is a relatively cheap sex toy, this is more than enough to explore that fabled male G-spot. I was a little put off by how solid it was at first, but this did not alter its performance at all, I don’t think anything softer would have quite done the job. I’ll certainly be using it again, on myself and on anyone else that is willing!
I’ll give it 8/10
– Ange Chaotiques
Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Angechaotiques for this review of the Nexus Glide Prostate Massager (Yellow) (usual price £30)
This sex toy was provided free of charge by Nexus Generation.