Minx Clitoral Kisses Vibrating Clitoris Pump
Pleasure Panel review by Pinkgilly15
I was very excited to review the Minx Clitoral Kisses Vibrating Clitoris Pump for Cara Sutra’s Pleasure Panel. I loved the sound of this product who wouldn’t? Clitoral kisses… hell, yes please and some more.
The Minx Clitoral Kisses Vibrating Clitoris Pump was delivered to my neighbour who wondered what it could be!! I may have blushed a little as I realised what it was, trying hard not to let on.
The packaging of the Minx Clitoral Kisses Vibrating Clitoris Pump is simple, white and pink, and it’s a very light box to hold.
The wording is simple, also the product name is on the front, along with 3 selling points at the bottom: multi-speed, powerful suction, quick release valve. On the back you can see a more detailed diagram of the product with labels as to the different parts. These include Ultra soft clitoral vacuum tip (oh my), soft pneumatic pump action bulb and flexible tube. I also noted the batteries were included, these are the LR44 watch type batteries.
I opened the Minx Clitoral Kisses Vibrating Clitoris Pump box. It was very pink… being Pinkgilly15 maybe I need to review all things pink?
The actual toy looked just like the diagram. I was not impressed or unimpressed – I was more like oh, it’s exactly like the box. I lifted it out and noted it was very light – no weight to any of it. I followed the simple instructions to unscrew the bullet end and carefully put the 3 small batteries in. This was an easy task. I was curious to try the bullet out and even more curious to see how it all worked together. When held in my hand the bullet did not feel very powerful.
I experimented with the suction on my finger. I thought I’d best see how it feels before putting it in place to suck my clit (even though I did actually like the sound of that). It felt ok on my finger; the pump creates a vacuum which then holds the ultra soft clitoral tip in place. More suction tighter the grip. Quick release does exactly as it says and releases the suction instantly when pressed.
There is quite a bit of operating to perform here, position, suction, bullet twist on and release.
I decided to give the Minx Clitoral Kisses Vibrating Clitoris Pump a go solo first. My expectations where placed low due to the bullets lack of power in my opinion. But I was still intrigued by the suction with the vibration.
Ok so: placing the cold plastic suction tip on my clit was like the least erotic, sexy experience ever. It was cold and really odd and clinical, like being examined – which may appeal to some! I persevered with the cold suction and oh, so odd and yes, cold. I twisted the bullet on and tried not to look at the flexible tube as this had now associated in my head with a medical type of product. With the bullet on nothing really happened . The bullet, I should point out, is not touching if you look carefully so it’s just creating a very small amount of vibration to the clitoral tip which was suctioned on to my clit. It’s very quiet as a toy (this is due to the lack of power in the vibration really in this case I think) – I had no sensation at all from this and overall it felt like a medical experiment in the bedroom with my tubes and pump.
I gave up, pressing the quick release and left it a while.
My partner was asking about the Minx Clitoral Kisses Vibrating Clitoris Pump a few days later I got it out again. We decided to try it as a couple I let him work the various bits. In fairness to the toy this gave us some real laughs. The response of my partner when he used the suction pump to attach the again very cold plastic of the clitoral tip to my clit and he saw the bullet was no where near – he knew instantly that this was not going to do much, I am a bit of a Doxy Queen and enjoy strong vibrations. With him at the controls he enjoyed pumping it, creating the suction and releasing several times, which maybe after a few of these and him positioning the toy and me not looking at it’s tube etc… I felt a tiny bit of arousal. He then left it suctioned on and switched on the bullet. I’m sad to say nothing but laughter from me. I felt it was a funny thing occurring and that was it.
My overall score for this Minx Clitoral Kisses Vibrating Clitoris Pump a very disappointing 1/10.
Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Pinkgilly15 for this guest review of the Minx Clitoral Kisses Vibrating Clitoris Pump (£15.95)
This sex toy was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Simply Pleasure.
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