Long Eared G Spot Bunny Vibrator – Pleasure Panel Review

4 out of 10
Price:
£18
Materials:
Plastic, TPR

Long Eared G Spot Bunny Bullet Vibrator

Pleasure Panel review by Pleasure Panel reviewer Scandarella

G-spot bunny

When this little G-spot bunny popped its head out of the box, my first thought was, I can’t put that inside me! Not because it’s hard, or uncomfy, or unfinished. Quite the contrary, actually. The material it’s made from is ice white and super soft to the touch. It’s squidgy and flexible and really quite sweet. There is a gaping big hole in the base of the bunny where the bullet is inserted, though, and I don’t like it. While the stretchy nature of the silicone means the bullet can be removed for thorough cleaning, it’s a pain in the arse to get back in and I nearly killed it, so I think I’ll just settle for pedantic cleaning with cotton buds and toy cleaner from now on.

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No, aside from that hole, there’s nothing major about the build to put me off. What did it was the fact that it’s Thumper. Or his albino cousin at the very least. This little bunny is hands down the cutest sex toy we have, and I kinda love it for that reason alone.

But, she (yes, it’s a she and I named her Snowflake) was sent to me to test and review, so her unfortunate fate became all too clear.

First things first, power. Taking out the control unit was actually a nice surprise. I’ve had some wired toys with power units that look like they’re going to fall to bits when fresh air hits them, so this one seems super sturdy in comparison. It takes three AAA batteries, and I was strangely pleased by that. We have a few toys that take three AAA’s and the vibes are none too shabby, so I was looking forward to discovering what Snowflake could deliver.

When I clicked the pin into the controller I was pleased to find a tight fit. There’s nothing worse than actually enjoying yourself with a wired toy and unplugging it at a crucial moment with all the flailing. So far, I was mostly happy with this little thing.

But then I turned it on. Oh Snowflake. The poor bunny is as weak as a kitten. The vibes don’t have enough power behind them, not even as a clitoral vibrator, which is a shame because those long, soft ears had held so much promise.

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As it’s essentially a love egg, I gave that a go. Again, nothing. It’s too small and soft to give any kind of pressure, and squeezing against it just squashes it. The vibes didn’t work either. It did find my G-spot, but all I got from it was an itchy front wall, and that’s one of the most unpleasant sensations I can think of.

As lovely and marshmallowy as this G-Spot bunny is, it just doesn’t work for me as a sex toy. It does make an endearing desk ornament though, and that’s exactly how it’s going to spend the rest of its days.

– Scandarella


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Scandarella for this guest review of the Long Eared G Spot Bunny Bullet Vibrator (£18)

This sex toy was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Sh Women’s Erotic Emporium.

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