Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator Review
By Pleasure Panel reviewer KurosakiKun
The Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator is another in a long line of masturbators I have had the pleasure to try out (Thanks Cara). The last time I used a Linx product it was a VR set with a stroker which was one of the best strokers I have used (barring a Fleshlight). This stroker interested me due to the actual handle that comes attached to it! I had visions of the most amazingly frantic no holds barred stroking sessions while holding on for dear life!
Arriving in a standard gray and white box with a picture of the Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator on the front and back, there are a few points of information to read before examining the contents. On the front we are told it has a “Blow Job Feel”, “Ribbed Texture” and is “Ergonomic”, on the left side we are given a couple of paragraphs of Care Instructions which is flowed on the rear with some more in depth specifications:
- Length – 5 ¼ inches
- Internal Length – 5 inches
- Width – 2 inches
- Internal Diameter – 0.6 inch +stretch
- Material – TPE
- Weight – 5oz
All pretty standard for a stroker I feel, internal length is perhaps just on the short side but with the stretchy material and closed end could result in some intense sensations caused by stimulating the end of the penis. Other important points from the packaging are that the stroker is Latex and Phthalate Free and Waterproof, good to know!
Once into the packaging, the Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator arrives in a pre powdered bag which will require ripping open to get at the toy. I’m glad to report the TPE has a neutral smell on opening the packaging, I cannot stand some toys which leech a horrible artificial plastic/latex smell! The stroker is jet black in colour and is very soft, it is non anatomical with only a smooth body and discreet hole for insertion, designed to stretch on penetration simulating a pair of lips.
The stroker fits into the palm of the hand perfectly, it is slightly curved in design and of course has the handle I mentioned earlier on the side of the stroker. There are four indentations for your fingers to sit while your thumb wraps around the stroker, but I have found it more comfortable to have three fingers in the handle and one sitting above the handle (this also allows me to adjust pressure on the head of the penis while in the stroker). The handle really lets you get a good grip of the Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator and go to town on yourself!
Initial insertion I have found can be quite tricky, the really stretchy nature of the stroker plus the small hole can cause the whole thing to fold in on itself repeatedly before stretching itself over the head of the penis, especially when sufficiently lubed up. Once into the Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator, the feeling is rather nice, nothing to shout home about as the internal texture is a row of ridges forming rings the length of the interior, nothing too fancy or over the top.
I have found that although the texture is nothing too amazing, that an orgasm approaches quite quickly when using this stroker. I think that is due to the closed end which means the head of the penis is continually being rubbed and caressed when you fully insert. At 5 inches of internal length this is most of the time while using the stroker. It could also be due to the handle on the stroker which for some reason makes me really speed up the masturbating process!
The main drawback of the Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator is also its greatest strength, with the closed end caressing the head of the penis, it also causes an almighty sucking noise while using as there is nowhere for the air to escape, this can be quite off-putting, especially if you are trying to be discreet while using. That being said, orgasms resulting from using the stroker have been sufficiently intense and there is no overspill from an open end! This makes clean up easy as everything is inside the stroker and can be flushed out rather easily.
As with any stroker of this type, the Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator can be washed using soap and warm water, treated with an antibacterial sex toy cleaner and if you have some, a spot of renewing powder to keep it tip top for storage. It turns inside out really easily so you can get to every inch of it to keep it clean (which is always something I look for in a masturbator).
I’m torn with this stroker, I want to love it due to the great handle on it, but I feel like the internal texture really lets it down, a blow job it does not feel like unfortunately, a few bumps and nubbins here and there would have greatly improved it. It gets the job done, but it feels like a stroker that will just get pushed to the back of the drawer and forgotten about unfortunately.
I give the Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator 6 out of 10. It gets the job done and certainly has its own merits but could have been much better. £18.95 is the current price which is perfectly acceptable for what it is, there is a lot worse for a lot more money!
Where To Buy
Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer KurosakiKun for this review of the Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator.
The Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator is also available from prowler.co.uk
This Linx Onyx Sucker Stroker Penis Masturbator was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Simply Pleasure. Thank you! 🙂
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