Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator – Pleasure Panel Review

1 out of 10
Price:
£12.95
Brand:
Linx

Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer Rossiebear

The Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator packaging is quite pleasant. It looks sophisticated and stylish, so I had high hopes – right up until I opened the box. The toy itself is horrendous, a scary luminous pink that looks like it has an STD or was manufactured in Chernobyl and not remotely realistic or inviting.

Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator Review Pleasure Panel Simply Pleasure

The Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator is essentially a masturbation sleeve with something that is supposed to resemble the opening of a vagina on the entrance, with a cut out section on the rear that you slip the vibrating part into. The vibrating part being just a cheap egg (the budget cream ones from 1980’s with gold writing and dial switch) the mix of vibrations and soft toy is a terrible combination as the vibrations are very localized and don’t really travel through the toy so ends up feeling like a cheap cock ring, turning it upside down did improve it but still not enough to be distract from the toy.

Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator Review Pleasure Panel Simply Pleasure

Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator Review Pleasure Panel Simply Pleasure

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The biggest design flaw of this Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator is its a sealed sleeve and has no hole at the end to let air out, so once you enter it, it basically turns into a balloon and then you have to try and squeeze the air out, if you manage that then you are left with a weird sleeve that doesn’t provide anything pleasurable and the “nubbly ticklers” (manufacturer’s description not mine!) actually become quite painful after a while, even with lots of lube and not remotely an enjoyable sensation (I gave up on it halfway through)

I’m average girth and the opening of the Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator has split after one use so don’t imagine it would last that long.

The RRP is around £19.99 [Cara: priced at £12.95 on the Simply Pleasure website] so I wasn’t expecting anything too life changing but this was a massive disappointment even for half that price. I’m glad I got this to review and didn’t spend money on it as I would feel ripped off

It’s sad to say but this Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator is going in the bin (not just because its near impossible to clean it and is broken after one use). i would recommend anyone thinking of purchasing this to save up your money and go for something like a Fleshlight or if that’s too expensive just purchase a basic sleeve instead.

Unfortunately this Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator is getting a big fat 0/10 (yes it really is that bad!) I have nothing positive to say about this toy and I would like to enter this into the Worst Sex Toy Awards (if that exists?!)

– rossiebear


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer rossiebear for this review of the Linx Miss Laura Vibrating Pussy Masturbator (priced at £12.95)

This sex toy was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by Simply Pleasure. Thank you! 🙂

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