LAID D2 Stone Dildo Review | LAID D2 Black Granite Dildo Review

10 out of 10
Price:
£74.99
Brand:
Laid
Materials:
Stone

LAID D2 Stone Dildo Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer Scandarella

Let me tell y’all about my new lover! We met when Cara Sutra introduced us through the Pleasure Panel, and as soon as I saw the sleek black beast in front of me, I was in love. We’ve spent time together almost every day since we met, and after a mere fortnight, we’re inseparable. Let me tell you why…

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The LAID D2 Stone Dildo (Absolute Black Granite Dildo) is work of art. I know that’s been said to death where glass pieces are concerned, but that doesn’t make it any less true when it comes to my gorgeous, granite G-Spotter. It’s stylish, sexy, and manages to have some pretty brazen lines, while still being sensually curvaceous. My OH, who is a bit sick in the head, thinks it looks like a Hagrid’s shoe horn, and that’s why I won’t let him fuck me with it. HA!

With a total length of 8 inches, pretty much all of it insertable, the LAID D2 Stone Dildo isn’t a wee little thing that’s gonna penetrate just deep enough to find the G-Spot. You can hook it in there and concentrate on your walnut if you want to, but you can also use it to give yourself a good pounding. And I guarantee you, you will feel every inch, and every pound of its 425g weight!

It’s also a double ended dildo, which is something I was initially unsure about, given the confusion with the usage instructions. The sticker on the inside of the box is your user manual, and on there it says that the LAID D1 Stone Dildo must only be inserted from one end. Therein lay my confusion, as;

  1. Why was it one ended? Which end was the end in question, and would happen if I inserted the ‘wrong’ end?
  2. Why were the D.1 instructions printed on the D.2 label anyway? That’s just crayzee!

I tried accessing the online manual for my particular product, but the link was a dud. After a chat with Cara (who did some digging for me), LAID D2 Stone Dildo Instruction manual, and it turns out that the LAID D2 Stone Dildo is usable from both ends. Happy days!

The shaft of the LAID D2 Stone Dildo is bizarre, and very much like that of the We-Vibe Rave. It’s boldly curved and asymmetrical, with a flattened head. Three of the sides are *almost* rounded, and the fourth has been flattened. This gives you so many different options on exactly how to attack the sweet spot, I literally didn’t know where to start.

Both ends to this dildo are vastly different, and I use each end in different ways.

The ‘Business End’

The most obvious choice for G-Spotting, is the business end. It’s such an odd shape, it’s difficult to describe. I think the best way to do it would be to say, it looks like a hoof. No, not a horse’s hoof, that ain’t my kink. Think more Satan’s hoof and you’ll be on my wavelength, lol.

As I mentioned above, the head is flattened (and 4.5 inches in circumference), and slightly egg like in shape when looking at it head on. Each of the three rounded sides of the shaft make for soft edges on that head, but the side that’s been flattened rises up and gives the LAID D2 Stone Dildo its severest edge. It’s an exceptionally defined lip, and it can be a bit scrapey, if I get too carried away.

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In use, this end really is a G-Spotting marvel, and totally on par with the njoy Pure Wand when it comes to making me squirt. If I use one of the softer sides in a gentle rocking motion, I can let my orgasms build slowly, and I gush constantly, rather than squirt. But if I turn it on its side and use the lip in a fast rubbing motion, almost every other thrust is accompanied by a little jet, and I cum hard and fast. As good as that feels, I won’t do it very often. I’m prone to UTI’s if I abuse my G-Spot too harshly, so I’ll save that sharp side for days when I need a treat.

The ‘Pointy End’

This end is what I use when I want a good fucking. If you look at it lying flat, its 2 inch diameter gives it a softly tapered appearance, and that makes it look gentle, but filling. However, if you turn it on its side, you’ll find it has a girth of 4.5 inches at it’s widest point, and just 2.5 inches at the tip.

You’ll also see that said tip narrows to a point that can’t be called anything other than jabby. It’s pointed enough to poke the very shit out of your innards, and as the shaft is so long, that poke can be felt in some deep, dark places, which could be uncomfortable. I know some people will shy away from such an intense, and sometimes painful sensation, but I totally get off on it. I cum super-fast when hammering myself with this end of the D.2, though, so it’s not like I’m assaulting myself for long.

My orgasms with the tapered end of this dildo aren’t the messy, squirty ones I get with the hoof, because I get very little G-Spot stimulation from it. But they are wall clenchingly good, even if they do leave me feeling a little battered and bruised.

The weight of the LAID D2 Stone Dildo makes it feel so much bigger than it actually is, and every time I use it, I feel like I’ve been fucked good and proper. What more could you want from a dildo, I ask you? The answer to that, is nothing, but you do actually get something extra with the D.2.

As I’ve already said, it’s made from 500 million year old, Absolute Black Granite, and it offers all of the same benefits you get with glass dildos. It can be warmed or chilled, and it retains temperatures well, especially heat. It is cold to the touch when I pull it from its box, and I can’t even begin to tell you how super smooth it is, but there’s a warmth to it that you don’t get with glass. It feels natural, because it is.

Using it as a massage tool is a pleasure. Its weight makes it great for really kneading aching muscles, and I’ve used it to successfully relieve menstrual cramps in my legs as I sat and typed this review. Warming it in a bowl of hot water then rolling it up and down my thighs and calves did the trick.

Finally, cleaning and storing. I wash my LAID D2 Stone Dildo in soapy water, then use antibacterial toy cleaner to keep it fresh. Once it’s dry, it lives in its box on my bedside table, and will continue to do so, but for those who like storage bags, there isn’t one provided, so you’ll have to make arrangements for that yourself.

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All-in-all, I love my LAID D2 Stone Dildo in Absolute Black Granite. It’s versatile, beautiful, and a pleasure to own, and I feel lucky to be able to call it mine.

– Scandarella


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Scandarella for this review of the LAID D2 Stone Dildo (buy here for £74.99)

This stone dildo was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by AmazingO. Thank you! 🙂

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