LAID D1 Stone Dildo Review | Blue Pearl Larvikite | Black Norwegian Moonstone Dildo

10 out of 10
Price:
£89.99
Brand:
Laid
Shop:
Amazon
Materials:
Stone

LAID D1 Stone Dildo Review

By Cara Sutra

The LAID D1 Stone Dildo is the absolute jewel in my sex toys collection. It’s available here at Amazon UK.

Not jelly, not plastic, not even silicone or glass… but stone. I would say it’s not to be fucked with, but… well. It most definitely is.

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I have been privileged enough to receive this beautiful LAID D1 Stone Dildo from the very friendly people at Vibrator Kingdom, to test and review. I had been after a stone dildo for a while now, not owning any sex toys that are made from either stone or ceramic.

I was elated to receive this LAID version, having met the people behind the name at Erofame a couple of years back. A great company with a great ethos.

I simply must comment on the packaging. Firstly, the packaging from Vibrator Kingdom was absolutely stunning, I truly mean breathtaking. Not only was the package discreetly outer wrapped in brown paper with no mention of the company name, but the inner box holding my items was covered in bubble wrap too, for safety.

Once I got through the brown paper and bubble wrap I was greeted with such a surprise: the box containing my items had been specially decorated with my very own logo! A desktop keepsake for sure. I am still just so impressed with the effort and thought gone into this personalisation detail, unique and kind.

LAID D1 Stone Dildo Review | Stone Sex Toy Reviews

LAID D1 Stone Dildo Review | Stone Sex Toy Reviews

Inside this box (we’re getting there!) I found my items. Wrapped in individual tissue paper of differing designs I felt like it was Christmas morning! There were also some included Yes for LOV samples as well as some BS Is Nice door hangers and a hand written card.

So, I was in a very happy mood already and still hadn’t laid (heh) my eyes on my items yet!

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One of the items I received, was of course as I have stated, the LAID D1 Stone Dildo. Being made from a natural material, the manufacturers have also chosen to reflect nature in the design of the packaging, with a very minimal yet still chic brown recycled cardboard box. Understated elegance.

The lid of the LAID D1 Stone Dildo box gives a short description:

“The D.1 is a hand held dildo intended for partner play and solo use. Its asymmetric shape and comfortable grip allows for smooth manoeuvring and g-spot stimulation. Blue Pearl Larvikite [also known as Black Norwegian Moonstone] is believed to be a protective and grounding stone, facilitating a strong connection to the energies of the Earth.”

The side of the box states that this stone’s approximate age is 300 million years old! Wow. Well I guess it wasn’t a dildo that whole time. It’s definitely going to last me a lifetime then, easily.

In summary, impressive sounding and reassuringly expensive as well as body safe, then. We’ll see!

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Opening the box, I could see that the LAID D1 Stone Dildo was safely nestled within packaging material, as well as being secured to the centre part of the box by three strings. More ‘natural’ or ‘basic material’ connotations. Clever.

LAID D1 Stone Dildo Review | Stone Sex Toy Reviews

LAID D1 Stone Dildo Review | Stone Sex Toy Reviews

The board upon which the LAID D1 Stone Dildo lay, gives suggestions for use and options for positioning to get the most pleasure from the D.1. It tells you how to position it so that it’s directly against your G-spot.

It also gives a very clear warning to be careful not to drop it on the floor, as it may break. I don’t want to become the owner of a thousand mini sharp ‘dildos’, so I am keeping this in mind.

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Upon the ‘handle’ end of the LAID D1 Stone Dildo (the slimmer, tapered part) there is a very easy to locate and see rough-hewn D.1 on the surface of the dildo, a subtle and elegant design feature. This also doubles as the perfect way to retain grip of the stone dildo, regardless of using lube or how slippery you and the toy may get during use. I didn’t want to end up with any nasty slips on this toy, being stone!

With that in mind, I use the LAID D1 Stone Dildo laying down, just to be safe. I also don’t want to drop it on my toes, thank you very much. I trust my partner to use it on me too. This dildo is heavier than glass so I have been taking it easy with it; but once I am not too fragile any more no doubt I will be stepping it up a gear…
But anyway, back to the dildo.

The look of it is simply stunning. I can see why the stone is entitled Blue Pearl, with the bluey grey colour featuring a myriad shimmering facets underneath the highly polished and smooth exterior, almost like small mosaic segments of mother of pearl. Beautiful.

These cause the LAID D1 Stone Dildo to glisten under the light. You may think that being stone, it would be rather dull in patina or rough in texture, but neither of these things are true, which both surprised and delighted me.

The LAID D1 Stone Dildo is beautiful and shimmering, and also cool and smooth. It’s refreshing coldness is both a relief and pleasure against hot, aroused and especially lubricated flesh. It is perfect to slip between your intimate folds, letting you luxuriate in the temperature contrast as your warm body envelops it.

Even sliding it over your lips and teasing between before insertion is stimulating in itself, which the smooth cold stone stroking over your flesh and clit. It is really delicious.

The LAID D1 Stone Dildo features a tapered handle area with the “D.1” etched into this end, as already stated, for aesthetics and a safe grip. The head end slowly eases from the central narrower area, widening to the smoothly rounded and bulbous head area for internal use and G-spot stimulation.

As you are holding the stone dildo inside yourself, the head curves gently upwards to meet your G-spot area, allowing you to stimulate and pleasure yourself as you wish.

It’s an experience like no other.

Being made from stone, you can use the LAID D1 Stone Dildo with any type of lubricant, water, silicone, oil or mixed, as well as removing the worry about storing it next to other toys. I do keep mine in the LAID box though, as I feel it should have its very own special resting area when I am not using it.

The LAID D1 Stone Dildo has obviously been made with women in mind, being for G-spot stimulation primarily. There is no reason, however, that this dildo could not be used by men or women, for anal pleasure too, as long as you keep safety in mind – no dropping the dildo on the floor or on your toes!

I think I may have made it quite clear by this point, but I really do adore my LAID D1 Stone Dildo. I am very grateful to have had the opportunity to try a stone sex toy and hope this won’t be my last.

LAID D1 Stone Dildo Review | Stone Sex Toy Reviews

You can buy your LAID D1 Stone Dildo at Vibrator Kingdom for £89.99.

Official Product details

Blue Pearl Larvikite
Circumference: 115 mm / 4.6 inch
Length: 200 mm / 8 inch
Weight: 400 g / 14 oz

Update April 2015

Sadly, the Vibrator Kingdom no longer exists, but you can buy the LAID D1 Stone Dildo here at Amazon.

 

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