Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua Review
By Pleasure Panel reviewer The Big Gay Review
Anyone who knows me well enough, knows that I am a sucker for a good gimmicky package. This bottle of Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua comes packed inside a hand-grenade; can you get even more gimmicky than that? One can never have enough lube, so I opted to review this for the Pleasure Panel. Would this lube get me off (with a bang) or was it a complete misfire? Well there was only one way to find out…
As packaging goes, the Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua is clearly trying to be hyper-masculine; with its weapon of mass destruction design. Or perhaps it’s just trying to be discreet? Because when I look at it, it doesn’t make me think lube. It makes me think of those novelty bottles of bubble bath I used to get for Christmas as a kid. It’d almost get away with it, if it wasn’t for the great big sticker down the side that says LUBE. Still, stickers can be removed…
There are 2 formulations of the Kamikaze Angel lube; Aqua (water-based) and silicone. I chose the Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua as I was hoping to use this with some of my favourite silicone toys. You get a decent 250ml inside the bottle and despite being the oddest shaped bottle of lube I have come across, it actually makes it easier to grip onto during the heat of the moment (more later).
I used the Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua in a couple of ways; solo masturbation and with toys. As a masturbation lube, it starts out delightfully silky and very slick. Initially I was quite impressed. With slow and steady strokes, things were gliding smoothly and it felt quite pleasant. Naturally, water-based lubes do tend to dry out, and the Kamikaze Angel is no exception. After a while, things got a little dry and a little bit sticky, and I knew it was time to re-apply. 2 good squirts from the pump was enough to keep things moist for a good 10 minutes or so, before I felt the major need to reapply.
As for use with masturbators, the Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua performed quite well. I found it wasn’t absorbed as quickly as when just using it with my hands, and re-application is necessary during use, but thanks to the chunky design of the bottle, it was quite easy to grab, pump out a few more drops and continue, with very minimal fuss. So as a lube purely for masturbation, I like it, and it gets the job done.
However, I didn’t really rate it too much for use with things like dildos and plugs. Whilst the initial application is very slippery and allows for comfortable insertion, the water-based formula just dries out a little too quickly here, and I had to reapply more often; this kind of spoils the mood a little bit. To that end, I didn’t want to use this for penetrative sex, as I knew I was going to be uncomfortable.
So as purely a masturbation lube, I think the Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua is a great performer; it’s not too thick or runny, and it stays where it’s needed. It’s compatible with all masturbators and provides a slick sensation that delivers. As for use with insertable toys and for use during anal sex, I just don’t think the formulation is thick enough, and it dries out way too quickly. Might be better suited for PiV intercourse (although do check for sensitivities first – whilst it doesn’t contain glycerine or any parabens, this lube does contain a little citric acid which some people might be a bit more sensitive to).
On the (w)hole; not bad. Although I am honestly still trying to wrack my brains about WHY IS IT A HAND GRENADE? Oh well…
Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua score: 6.5/10
– The Big Gay Review
Where To Buy
Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer The Big Gay Review for this review of the Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua (250ml Grenade Style Bottle). Buy yours here at Clonezone UK.
The Kamikaze Angel Luxe Lube Aqua was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by clonezonedirect.co.uk. Thank you! 🙂
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