House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle Review
By Cara Sutra
This House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle really is a gorgeous bit of kit. The dark wood has a smoothly varnished surface, but inlaid in the paddle’s length is a dragon design.
I first spotted this House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle when I visited UberKinky a few months back. My partner Darren (of Sablecraft) absolutely adores dragons (and paddles, and spanking) so I knew it would be right up his street. After an exclamation of how beautiful it was, UberKinky generously offered to have one sent out so I could test and review.
The comfortably curved handle has a hole through which a hanging loop could be threaded if you wish, and the House of Eros logo proudly embellishes the handle’s length.
The edges of the House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle are rounded, both the sides and the top, and the long almost rectangular shape of the paddle gives a good amount of room for swatting a naughty backside.
House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle Measurements (approximate)
Overall length: 18 inches
Handle length: 5 inches
Paddle length: 13 inches
Paddle width: 2.75 inches
Depth: 0.6 inches
I love the deep and rich tone of the wood, and the fact that although the House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle is a traditional shape it’s been jazzed up with the dragon imagery on the front. The dragon embellishment doesn’t factor into any spanking but it certainly looks beautiful when hanging or stored with my other fetish gear.
This House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle screams quality, while your submissive will be squealing for mercy under its slaps. It’s difficult to go lightly with a paddle – I find, in any case – unlike a flogger which can be used teasingly with the tails trailing over the recipient’s skin. A paddle can be touched lightly to a backside (for safety don’t spank anywhere but the fleshly areas of the backside or tops of the backs of thighs) while the recipient is either blindfolded or not, to give a tease of what’s to come, but that’s about it. When you slap this paddle against them, they know about it.
Trust me on this.
I can’t take many spanks with this House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle, even with a warm up of lighter (as light as they can be with this weighty implement) slaps and some clitoral stimulation to sizzle the body and mind into submission. It’s a good job he knows I can’t take much pain as this paddle could really give a belter of a smack if the Top wanted.
When on the wielding end, the House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle is light enough to swipe with ease, comfortable to hold, but long and weighty enough to deliver a firm thump of a spank. I love it. For the masochist on the receiving end this is a traditional implement which has that desirable severe look and an even harsher strike in my sadistic hands.
If you’re looking for a paddle which will sit beautifully in either a traditional fetish gear collection or equally comfortably amongst more unusual devices, give this House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle. It doesn’t just look gorgeous – with particular appeal to dragon lovers – it also delivers hefty punishment to a willing and deserving Bottom.
Buy the House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle at UberKinky for £40.99.
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The House of Eros Long Wooden Tattoo Dragon Paddle was sent to me free of charge by UberKinky in exchange for this fair and honest review.