GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo – Pleasure Panel Review

8 out of 10
Price:
£30
Brand:
GODEMICHE
Materials:
Silicone

GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo Review

By Pleasure Panel reviewer Supercutesecret

Once again, the wonderful Pleasure Panel run by Cara Sutra has given me the opportunity to try out another first: this time, I got to test out my first glow-in-the-dark toy, the GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo, so thank you very much!

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The dildo arrived in just a simple, clear plastic bag. I don’t mind this lack of packaging personally, there is less wastage that way and it means I can actually put it in the bin without a massive picture and the word “DILDO” written on the front. I do think GODEMICHE could perhaps print a logo or something on the bag to really confirm their ownership of the product, but I digress.

Anyway, I got the GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo out of the packaging and had a good scrutinise. This is a straight, smooth and solid piece of (basically odourless) silicone. This dildo is weightier than I was expecting it to be and also firmer. You can bend the shaft if you are holding it with two hands, but the thick diameter around the shaft means this does have little flexibility. To add to the overall chunkiness laid out before me, there is a large, sloped head and two ridges as the main focal point of the dildo, one around the head and one mimicking a foreskin. I do love the look of these ridges, they give an added element of realism and stop it looking too plain and boring, plus I also really appreciate just that there is a ridge to mimic a foreskin, as I have only ever seen an uncircumcised flesh-and-blood penis in real life, which I find rather attractive, and I don’t think enough toys recreate the foreskin.

Usually, the very first thing everyone does when receiving an exciting new sex toy is test it out as fast as they can physically can. Now, it’s not that I wasn’t eager to get this thing inside me and feel the pleasure it could offer me, but I was more intrigued about the glow-in-the-dark aspect at that particular moment. The colour when not charged up (i.e. not glowing) is a slightly washed out highlighter yellow, certainly an unusual colour to add to your collection.

Here are GODEMICHE’s instructions about charging the GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo up: “To power up your new silicone superhero, simply leave him in direct sunlight, under a lamp… you will even get a good glow leaving him on your bed side table. No batteries needed, just to be left near a source of light for at least 5 minutes.

My first attempt at charging was under a lamp. I found this to be around a 90% effective method – it does indeed give the dildo a softly bright glow all over, which you can see with the naked eye, but was a nightmare to take a photo of. After being under the lamp, I found that depending on whatever position I had set the GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo in (so which part was directly under the light), THAT part of the silicone glowed mega-brightly after being under for around 5-10 minutes (though the mega-bright glow does wane back to the soft-glow after around a minute away from the lamp). This meant that to get the whole dildo mega-bright, you would have to surround the toy in direct light to get an even glow all over. For me, without plugging every lamp in my house into one place and circling them around the dildo, I don’t have the means to literally surround every angle in direct light.

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My second attempt at charging was in direct, bright sunlight. This worked better than with the lamp and my photo of it glowing was taken under my duvet after this had been in the sun for around half an hour. The drawbacks to this method of course is that when it is sunny, you don’t need a glow-in-the-dark toy! And once it is dark, I am not sure if the intense brightness would still be there all that time later. And of course, you cannot rely on bright sunlight if you live in good, ol’ England like moi. Not to worry though, the soft-glow achieved with a lamp is honestly a sufficient enough brightness during use – I was only trying to get the GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo mega-bright for photographing purposes – but around half an hour under a standard household lamp should be satisfactory. I can’t say 100% how long this glow lasts, but for me it was long enough for a play and climax.

Speaking of my play and climax (or should that be climaxes), finally I got around to actually using the darn thing! I took the GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo in my hand and could feel how draggy the surface is. Don’t get me wrong, this is a high-quality lump of silicone, but with the large girth of the head, I think it is advisable to use some water-based lube with this dildo, to ensure easy insertion. When I actually inserted it into my vagina, those ridges around the head I talked about earlier felt a bit uncomfortable. They caught on my walls a bit at the start of my vaginal canal – it makes me cringe a little bit. They catch again on the way back out afterwards. Once fully inserted, there isn’t any catching.

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I have read much about some people finding the GODEMICHE Adam very girthy. I personally enjoy a bit of extra girth, so for me, this didn’t cross into “too girthy” territory, it actually felt like the perfect size to fill my internal circumference comfortably. This particular Adam Dildo is 6 inches long, which is around my ideal insertable length, but it is worth noting GODEMICHE also do this offering as 7.9 inch for £10 extra, which is probably worth that value for what I suspect the sheer heftiness of the product must be like. I believe this smaller size could still satisfy those of you on the hunt for a chunky and heavy toy to play with.

The GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo has a sloped head, but once inside me I couldn’t really tell. It felt pretty much the same as dildos with straight heads. If anything, it felt less able to reach further back, as it doesn’t really come to a “point”, instead it flattens out over a wide surface area. For this reason, my A-spot (near my cervix at the back of my vagina) didn’t feel properly stimulated. There were brushes here and there, but I couldn’t feel the definite stimulation I do with other toys – maybe the 7.9 inch version would come in more handy for this use.

With clitoral stimulation, this felt satisfying – not the deepest and most clenching orgasms I’ve ever had, but satisfying all the same, as I find blended stimulation the easiest route to orgasm, and this dildo did the job of giving a helping hand well. The shaft is completely smooth and straight, so wasn’t the best G-spot hitter. It semi-hit it on a few occasions, but it didn’t feel enough to be close to orgasm. I actually think it hit my G-spot well bent over, I could feel that “needing to pee” feeling that people talk about, however, I have yet to master an internal orgasm whilst in the bent over position using ANY insertable, so I think for those who have mastered that skill, this could indeed result in an intense orgasm for you.

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Interestingly, I would prefer a smidge more texture along the shaft, some veins or something, as opposed to the completely smooth surface. However the girth manages to make up for that and this toy actually managed to stimulate my side vaginal walls, something that rarely happens. So despite this being my 8th dildo, it has managed to make me feel a different type of sensation, so it is pretty impressive on that front. I also believe that clenching around the shaft during penetration really helped me reach a fulfilling climax.

I found the base of the GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo to be pretty non-descript: it does not add stimulation, but doesn’t have any particular issues or cons either. I actually wish it was bigger for gripping onto when thrusting, as I wanted this toy all the way inside me, and the base is not quite thick enough for my fingers to get an iron-fist grip when inserted base deep.

After all the fun, cleaning is the last step before you can put it away until next time. This thing is a dust magnet, so in general even when it is just sat out before you use it, it seems to draw particles in – strands of hair and flecks of glitter are the worst offenders. This particular magnetism for residue means you definitely need soapy water to clean it fully, just plain water won’t remove all the flecks that love sticking to the surface. There aren’t many secret places for leftover residue to hide on this toy, but I actually missed a bit of lube in the urethral slit when cleaning, which I only discovered a couple of days later as I am writing this review. So a heads up: make sure to clean there too.

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My review doesn’t sound that positive overall, but actually I am a fan of the GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo. It does not have one specific type of stimulation as a selling point, so is not my favourite sex toy in the whole wide world (as my favourite toys for e.g. g-spot stimulation are specifically designed for that purpose, so do a better job), but because of its traditional shape, I think it should work to some extent for everyone. The dimensions could stretch those who are used to smaller sizes, but also satisfy those who like girthier toys.

The GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo is solid, dependable and effective in its simplicity, and we could all do with a dildo like that in our collection.

Overall Rating: 8/10

– Supercutesecret


Thanks to Pleasure Panel reviewer Supercutesecret for this review of the GODEMICHE Glow In The Dark Adam Dildo (6 inch – £30)

This silicone dildo was sent free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review by the Pleasure Panel, by GODEMICHE. Thank you! 🙂

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3 COMMENTS

  1. haha yes a lamp doesn’t give you the best overall glow but does give a cool if not odd one side glow to the dildo. Daylight is far superior at giving a ‘good, equal charge’ but we advise a back bedroom where passing neighbors wont get an eyeful. when it comes to Taking pictures is tricky, we use a DSLR and it even doesn’t want to pay ball but when you get them they are worth the time (and hassle) spent.

    Try the ‘Upside Down technique people talk about when inserting the dildo. What is that i hear you ask, well if you turn the dildo so the top (the flat part) is at the bottom people have said inserting is easier. Let us know how you get on if you do try the upside down trick.

    The packaging, you hit the nail on the head and since we have a sticker printer and all toys have a sticker with a couple of our social links and a little message.

    Currently our dildos have just the round base for strap on harness compatibility, but we have much more to come, texture, size and angle G-spot toys.

    We wanted to thank you for the time taken to review the Adam Glow, we really do read EVERYTHING people (yourself included) write and the recommendations or feeling people have of our toys. We do make notes, we do listen and are are designing new things to reflect what is said. So thank you again.

    Adam

    • You are very welcome, I had much fun reviewing it!
      I do like your product, honestly. The criticisms I made were constructive and I’m glad you took my packaging suggestion – it should make the product feel just that bit more complete 🙂
      I can’t wait to see what else you come up with, in fact once I emailed you about a couple of suggestions and you emailed back and were already on it, so you clearly have a lot of ideas and plans going on behind the scenes.
      Best of luck in future for your company!
      Supercutesecret
      supercutesecretlysexy.wordpress.com

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